We Cut to you at the Mansion as you were Playing with Suu, and you were Just petting her and she Purred like A Cat because she was so Freaking cute, and You were wondering if she was going to go all cat on you!

Y/n: Awwww, You're so Goddamn Cute Suu~

Suu: Suu! Suu! Suu Cute!

Y/n: Awww~

Just then Erza walked in and Began smiling!

Y/n: Yes Erza?

Erza: Oh Hello Y/n I wanted to show you my newest Armor

Y/n: Oh really? Well show me then girl

Erza: Great! Requip: Wedding Dress Armor!!

She then was coated in A Bright light before it was revealed she was in A Beautiful Wedding Dress with A Sword wrapped in A Nice bow!

Erza: So what do you think?

Y/n: Are you trying to tell me something?

Erza then Began Blushing and stuttering!

Erza: N-No, I was Just wondering if you Like Armor, for A Certain Occasion

Y/n: You Mean like A Wedding?

Erza: M-Maybe...

Y/n: (Thoughts) Goddamnit Erza You're so Fucking cute!! I guess if I would marry any girl now after I married Medaka It would be You

Just then Your Phone Began to ring the Men in Black Theme before you Picked it up!

Y/n: Hello?

Smith: (Phone) Hey Darling, Um... We have A Problem

Y/n: Okay let's hear it, it can't be that Bad

Smith: (Phone) There is A Giant Black slime that is going after Suu since she's the only other Slime in all of Japan, and she's going to kill her and absorb her memories and personality if she gets to her, and we need to Protect her at All Costs, and I'm Already getting everyone on this!

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/Re1WTdtRWZ8

Smith then explained to the Speaker that A Resort company in America was Taking slimes and experimenting on them to make them into the cheap and affordable water storage and filtration devices for their resort in Japan, and this was highly illegal, and they shipped this Slime to New Tokyo not even realizing it's Murderous Nature and Lack of empathy Making it the Opposite of Suu who is Kind and Childish! Now you have to stop it!

Y/n: Alright Erza we're gonna have to take this thing down together

Erza: Right!

Suu: Suu! Suu Help!

Y/n: NO! Suu, We can't let her near you! She'll kill you!

Suu: Suu! Suu Help!

Y/n: NO!

Suu: SUU! HELP!

Y/n: Suu! No! You can't!

Suu then Pouts and you sighed!

Y/n: Suu, Maybe when you get A Little smarter you'll realize what I'm doing is good for you

Suu: Suu! Master! Idiot!

Y/n: As I said, You'll Learn. Come on let's go Erza!

You then Teleported out of there with Erza as Suu for once Began to think of an Idea, as she walked into Kii's room!

Suu: Kii?

Kii: Yes Suu?

Suu: Suu? Fertilizer?

Kii: You want some Fertilizer? Why?

Suu: Idea!

TimeSkip!

Team Mon and A Bunch of Government Agents were fighting the Giant Slime but they were too late as it entered A River, and Absorbed so Much water it finally Gained A Massive Human form that Looked plenty Like Suu, but was Massive and had Plenty of spikes and Even Jet Black hair like Appendages!

Tio: Uh... W-What are we supposed to do?

Smith: Just Keep firing! We have to hold them off until-!

Y/n: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine Mine! Mine!

Smtih: And Here he comes!

Y/n: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine Mine! Mine! MINE!

You then Kicked the slime in the face and she fell to the ground as you Landed next to Erza!

Y/n: Hahahahahaha!! Take that Nega-Suu!

Erza: Nega-Suu?

Y/n: Well I was going to say Suu-Black But That sounded like A Little Cliche.

Nega Suu: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

https://youtu.be/0iyMfUhRRKk

She then began to charge A Massive Water attack from her Mouth as You Both prepared for it!

Y/n: Sapphire Armament Haki!

Erza: Sea Empress Armor!

Erza Sea Empress Armor

You Both Just absorbed the water attack Taking Absolutely no damage at all as you both Just Began to attack the Giant Slime Monster!

Y/n: Santoryu: Purgatory Onigiri!!

You then slashed straight through Nega Suu and Sliced A Chunk of her Body off, and Then Erza attacked it next!

Erza: Ittoryu: Dragon Slayer Secret Art: Dragon God's Blade!!

She then unleashed A Massive Red Dragon from her blade that cuts right through Nega Suu and it blew up sending it tumbling down as you smile!

Y/n: (Thoughts) Damn I forgot she's learning Dragon Slayer Magic from her Mom! Nice! (Out of Thoughts) Flame-Lighting Dragon Roar!!!

As it got up you blasted it full-on as it continued to reform itself, and it then swung its arm Knocking you into the sky as Erza caught you!

Y/n: Thanks Erzy!

Erza: You're welcome now let's try and end this!

Y/n: Right!

Erza: Requip: Heaven's Wheel Armor!! Pentagram Sword! Issenoryu: THOUSAND DRAGON BLADES!!

You then Channeling all of your Chakra and you created and You created 1,000 Shadow clones and they each Carried Three Blades!

Y/n: Sage Art: Wind Style Jutsu: Shadow Clone Jutsu: Sanzenoryu: RAIN ON DEATH!!

All of the Attacks stabbed Nega-Suu at once Impaling it's Body all over but it quickly got back up and it shot out A Ton of water as you got in front of Erza absorbing the water but the Blast both sent you flying far away and you both Landed In A Street A Few miles away!

Y/n: Ugh... Erza are you Okay?

Erza: Yeah, Slimes sure do seem good at absorbing Sword attacks... And I thought they were the weakest RPG Monster

Y/n: Hey someone's Gaming!

Nega-Suu was about to Fire Another Attack, but another one beats her to it, and it took its entire Head off, and it had to Reform it!

Suu: Hey, Leave Y/n and Erza out of this! You're Fight is with me, You Copycat!

Erza: SUU!?

Y/n: YES! It's Suuzilla! Kick its Shit in Girl!

Suu: Thanks. I Intend to. I'm gonna wreck you Like no Tomorrow for Hurting the Man I love!