We Open up at Nurse Hitomi's Office where you and Shitara were talking about A Movie you had both Just seen together!

Shitara: This movie we saw this Sunday was Awesome!

Y/n: Yeah, I'm More of A Shaun of the Dead Fan, but Yokai of the dead is good too!

Itsuki: Isn't it A Little cliche to go to A Horror movie on A Date?

Shitara: (Blushing) N-No, It's Just A Date! It's Just A Friends thing, I swear!

Y/n: Yep

Hitomi who was reading the booklet for the movie quickly closes it.

Hitomi: Oh I'm sorry but it's too Scary! Usually, I can't deal with any scary or Creepy, I mean I get scared way too easily

Itsuki: Oh, Says the woman with One Eye

Hitomi: What was that Itsuki-Kun?

Itsuki: Oh Nothing! ;P

Just then there was A Knock on the door, and What Looked like A Zombie torn apart with its guts hanging out came crawling in, but that is only half true as it was Just Fujimi-Chan!

Fujimi: He... (Cough)... Lp... Me...

Fujimi (she is Star Academy's Resident Zombie Girl/ Her Mutation means her Body literally falls at the seams but she feels no pain at all, and she can feel things through her Body Parts/ She is Generally carefree about things, especially her own Body)

Shitara: KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Y/n: Oh Hey Fujimi-Chan!

Hitomi: Fujimi-Chan did you fall apart again?

A Few Moments Later...

Fujimi was Now Splayed on one of the medical Beds, as she was acting as carefree as ever!

Fujimi: Hahahaha! Scared you didn't I? Don't worry I have An Undead Body after all!

Y/n: Yeah To Be Honest Shitara you Looked kinda like My Friend Camie

Shitara: Your Okay with this despite not being able to Handle Horror?

Hitomi: Well I am used to handling Students Injuries, and I know for A Fact that Fujimi is one of my Students, and She is not A Monster

Shitara: Oh Fujimi-san I am so sorry!

Fujimi: Nah, It's Okay My Body always falls apart, and trust me It never hurts

She then Pops her head back on as she spoke!

Fujimi: Every time I put pressure on one of my stitches, It always pops off! Like when I fall down, Play sports, or even Run into People!

Y/n: I still remember when you ran into me and your Body popped into two with your Crotch in my Face, Good times

Fujimi: (Blushing) Well, To be honest, I was in A Hurry

Shitara: So every day in A Gorefest Huh?

Y/n: Eh, I've seen worse. I was Attacked this guy with this Instant Transmission Kamehameha, and the top half of his Body was disintegrated, but he Lived, Cell you perfect Bastard

Hitomi Had Just finished stitching up her abdomen, and she then got up.

Hitomi: So How did it get this bad today?

Fujimi: Well from what I can remember, I was walking through the hall when Some of the Boys were Playing some Makeshift baseball with A Broom and A Pingpong ball during their cleaning, and so When the Ball Curved, I went and Grabbed it!

Fujimi: But then I fell down some stairs, and boy did that scare everyone! Hahahahahaha!

Hitomi: Well you shouldn't be doing that, you could have gotten hurt really bad if you weren't undead. Huh? Is there something wrong with your right eye?

Fujimi: Huh?

She then removed her eye, to reveal...

Fujimi: Oh it's A Pingpong Ball! Now that explains why I can't see outside my right eye!

Y/n:  WHAT!?

Fujimi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

So You, Shitara, and Itsuki all went to Look for her eye, but it wasn't at the scene of the crime, and Hitomi tried to call the front office for A Missing eye, but it doesn't go too well due to Some Confusion!

Fujimi: Geez, where on earth did my Eye go...?

Y/n: Fujimi Maybe I can He-

Fujimi: Well! Whatever!

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/DMLxnAueESk

A/N: Replace Fix the door with Whatever

Hitomi: NO! No, It's Not Okay! You can't Just be missing your eye!

Fujimi: Don't worry about it, I'll be A Cyclops Like you from now On!

Hitomi: NO! YOU CAN NOT! (Sigh) It's A Good Thing You're so Optimistic Fujimi-San but the Problem is You need to take better care of your body. You need to Treat it with Respect

Fujimi: Respect?

Hitomi: Yes, When you get Hurt It makes some Hurt in my chest

Fujimi: Your chest?

Just then she detached her hand and it began groping Hitomi's Boobs!

Hitomi: KYYYAH!

Fujimi: Does your chest really hurt? Maybe it's because of Your Bra, What size are you?

Hitomi: T-THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Fujimi: Holy Crap your really squishy and all that

After Breaking that whole mess up, you had decided to help with looking for her eye.

Y/n: Okay I contacted Math he's Using Shadow clones to patrol the entire school for your missing eye

Shitara: Yeah, I can help as well! Besides, I'll feel bad if I leave now

Hitomi: Wait, this gives me an Idea! If you can feel things through your detached arm, then maybe you can see through your detached eye

Fujimi: Well I can surely try

Fujimi then Began to close her eye to see through her right eye, and soon she Began seeing some really weird stuff!

Fujimi: Huh? I-I see... A Tree, Some Bushes, the sky, and A... A Long Nose! AAAAH! Something is Happening! It's in the Courtyard!

Y/n: The Courtyard!? That isn't far away!

Shitara: Come on!

The two of you then ran to the courtyard with the rest following behind, and soon you both made it to the window where you can see the perpetrator!

Shitara: FOUND IT! Wait, Takabana-Kun!?

Takabana: S-Shitara!? Y/n!?

Y/n: Damn Long nose he Looks like Usopp, Anyways, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT EYE!?

Takabana: W-What eye!? I don't see no eye!

Y/n: Raindrop Mochi!!

You then coated Takabana in Mochi as Shitara then used her tongue to wrap his arm that was carrying Fujimi's eye!

Shitara: Give us the eye Takabana!

Takabana: I don't know what you're talking about!

Just then Fujimi showed up, and...

Fujimi:

https://youtu.be/vVfv1YctCLg

Y/n: Oh That was Awesome!! Way to go Girl!!

She then threw her head at him breaking his Nose!

Y/n: Okay now that's Going A Bit too Far

Fujimi: Yes! Eye Procured!

Just then Hitomi came running out!

Hitomi: Takabana are you Okay?

Takabana: Oh God I think She broke my Nose

Y/n: Don't worry Long nose I'm gonna fix it

You then Began to heal his Nose, as Fujimi began to realize Hitomi meant earlier!

Fujimi: (Thoughts) So this is what Hitomi meant By how it makes her hurt her chest

Timeskip!

Takabana: So After Fujimi fell down the stairs I found her eye, and I Grabbed it for myself Because... I... I... I have A Eyeball Fetish! I saw A Video on the internet and I wanted to know what it feels like! I'm sorry I'm A Pervert! I'm really sorry!

Y/n: Well it could be worse, you could be A Long nose whose A constant Liar, and Is A Total Coward

Shitara: Well everyone has A Fetish

Y/n: Yeah, and I have Lots

Fujimi: Takbana, I Must apologize, I had no idea what it feels like to make other people hurt, and Now I realize that So I'm sorry. I'm also sorry Hitomi because I realized today I only have 2 eyes and One Body so I better take good care of it!

Hitomi: That's Right! So Don't be throwing your Body parts at People ever Again. Got it?

Fujimi: Okey-Dokey!

Itsuki: So I guess since you have an eye fetish you must really love Hitomi's Eye right?

Hitomi: I-ITSUKI-KUN DON'T SAY THAT!

Takabana: A-Actually I don't... It's like with boobs, and yours is way too big

Itsuki: Wow, Dr. Hitomi Just got Rejected by A Guy, with an Eyeball fetish too

Y/n: WHY YOU LITTLE! YOU CAN'T SEE TRUE BEAUTY WHEN IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

Shitara then began helping you choke him as well!

Shitara: APOLOGIZE NOW!

Fujimi: Don't worry Doctor Hitomi, I will Lick your eye for you~

Hitomi: Wait! That's not what I meant! THAT'S NOT WHY I'M SAD AT ALL! GYAAAAAAAA!