Assassination is annoying!

You were still at School and After Escaping the Scarlet Haired and eyed Yandere, and her Slightly less Crazy Half-sister, you were now walking around school, with...

Y/n: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Guri: NO!

... With Guri Continuing to Follow you!

Y/n: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!?

Guri: You're gonna die A Virgin!

Y/n: THAT IS NOT TRUE AND I KNOW IT!

Guri: But It's True!

Y/n: I want the truth, The full Truth, and Nothing but the truth

Guri: You want the Truth?

Y/n: I deserve the Truth!

Guri: You can't handle the Truth! No, Truth shall Handle you! Bah, I defy Your Truth handling abilities!

Y/n: I just want the Truth lady, Don't make this difficult

Guri: Alright I admit it you see I'm A Terrible Cupid and I am the Daughter of My Dad, and A Demon, and I need to Clean up my Act by finding someone's True love before I get Cast down into Hell for being Half Demon! So I need your Help! Please!

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/ZvVcC8vyXbI

Guri: DANGIT!

You then flew to the School's Sportsfield where there were A Bunch of Different sports Being Played, Like A Tanuki Practicing Baseball, A Rainbow haired girl Playing Soccer, and even A Girl with Sniper Rifle-Scythe At A Shooting range, but Just then...

???: HEY DUDE WATCH OUT!

You were about to be Hit by An American Football but you're Observation Haki Kicked in and You quickly caught the Ball, Between your hands, as you smirked!

Y/n: Anyone Playing American Football? The Much More Brain damaging cousin of International Football!

???: That would be me

Just then A Girl dressed in Blue, with Blue Hair, and Blue eyes walked over, and you handed the football to her!

Y/n: You seem Familiar

???: Oh Y/n I'm Surprised you don't recognize me! It's me Akua, Akua Aino

Y/n: What the- Holy crap it's really you! Man, You've really Grown Aqua, and It's only been A Year, kinda Like A Shooting Weed

Akua: Haha, Yeah, It's Been A Pretty Long Year, Old Friend

Akua Aino (An Old friend of yours who Idolizes you/ She used to be pretty girly when you first knew her but now she's An Outright tomboy/ She is Very Kind, and Sweet, but gets Kinda Jealous when your attention is taken off of her)

Y/n: Hey You're Looking Good, You Look pretty cute with that Short Hair

Akua: (Blushing) Aww, Thank you

Y/n: Hey Anything for you, how have you been during this time?

Akua: Oh It's been pretty interesting, I've been getting into Sports, and been trying to find love, You?

Y/n: Oh It's been Very Interesting, Let me give you the short Version

French Narrator: One Short version of Almost 1 1/2 Books Later...

Akua: Holy crap! You Literally Fought Those guys!?

Y/n: Yep, You should know by now to Never doubt me

Akua: Oh Um... (Thoughts) Just say it, He has A Harem, It's Okay (Out of thoughts) I wanted to ask if... Uh... If I can-

Just then A Knife nearly hits Akua's chest, as Akane appeared behind you carrying A Bowie knife In Hand!

Akane: Oh Darling, you know you should never Talk to Other girls? Especially Those who try to Whore themselves off to you

Yuzu then Interrupts and Hugs Her Half-sister!

Yuzu: Akane, what are you doing? You know You shouldn't be Hanging out with guys such as Him!

Akane: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!

Y/n: Hey I've gotta use the Bathroom...

Akua: Oh Sure, it's-

Y/n: A FEW THOUSAND MILES AWAY BYE!

You then flew out of there!

Akane: Goddamnit...

Meanwhile...

In A Village In the Mountains Near Mt, Fuji in New Tokyo, A Woman was Looking at Pictures of You and Akane Together as she was carrying A Knife!

???: Damn, She's Growing soft because of Him, She needs to Stay Cold and Vicous in order to run this empire, I can't let her slip

???2: So Auntie Suo what are you going to do about it?

Suo Hiyama (She is Akane's Mother/ She is A Famous Assassin and runs A Very famous Assasin Business from Family itself/ She is Training Akane to take her Place in the Family Hierarchy/ Lost faith in True Love when her Husband Chated, and He "Disappeared"/ Can Control Knives with A Form of Telekinesis)

Suo: Well What I Plan to do is- SHIKIMI! Why are you Sitting like that!? I can see your Panties, stop being Such A Slut!

Shikimi: Hey Asking me to do that is Like Asking A Bird not to fly or A Fish not to swim

Shikimi Shiramine (Akane and Yuzu's Older Adult Cousin/ She is A Little Crazy as she uses Sadistic Tactics to make men hers, Much like A Certain Arachne/ She is also An Assassin and Can expertly kill people with her Favorite weapon/ She also has the power to shoot Webbing to wrap People up In her Pink Strings/ Again Like A Certain Arachne)

Suo: (Sigh) Fine... So the Plan is, Is That I need you to Go And Caprute that y/n Guy, so We can force him to leave Akane, her heart will be Broken, and She'll be back to Normal

Shikimi: Man You really lost all Faith in Love ever since you Killed your Husband, and Castr-

Suo: No Time to Discuss Just go!

Shikimi: Right! (Thoughts) If those Tabloids are correct then I know He's one hot piece of ass, I can make Mine~

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