Undead and Unluck!
We Opened up on your Mansion as you were enjoying some Mochi Donuts Your Mom had made when suddenly there was An Explosion in the distance because A Meteor Landed there.
Y/n: (Sigh) I never get A Damn break... Hey Mom Can you make some more Mochi donuts? I'm going to need more Of them for when I get back.
Kinue: Okay then sweetie! Have Fun!
Y/n: Thanks, Mom!
You then Teleported over to the Crash Site.
Meanwhile at the Crash Site...
A Girl Began running Over to check to see if everything was Okay and she was clearly Terrified.
Fuuko Izumo (She is an extremely Powerful Negator/ Power: Unluck/ She is A Pretty sad Story because when she was A Little girl she Hugged her Parents goodbye before leaving for A Flight and along with over 200 People died while on a Plane when A Turbine caught fire and it blew up at the airport/ She became A Shut in ever since and was about to end her own life when she met undead who wants to keep her alive so he can die/ She is Constantly in Perverse situations and is trying to figure out how to use her Powers/ Is A Member of the Union)
Fuuko: ANDY!? ARE YOU INSANE!? THIS IS A POPULATED AREA!
Just then A Man walked out regrowing his Legs like they never got blown off!
Andy: Ah, Don't worry about it! This Area has no One in it, I checked! I just wanted to see if you Love me enough that I'll die! We still need to do the Nasty I see.
Andy (Also A Negator/ Power: Undead/ He is A Man who is so Old he has absolutely no idea how old he is or what his real name is/ He is completely unkillable as he can survive anything thrown at him and he even survived being splattered into bits/ His Only goal is to actually die and he Plans on using Fuuko to do so By Getting her to love him enough that A Touch would kill him/ He can fly by cutting off Body parts, and even use A Katana long with A Plethary of other weapons)
Just then you Landed there and saw him standing there, and you realized what Happened.
Y/n: Of course, it's fucking you!
Andy: Look It's Y/n! I-
You then Punched his head Clean off!
Fuuko: AAAAAGH! W-Why did you do that!?
Y/n: He was Pissing me off, that's why. He's the second most annoying Immortal guy I ever met...
You then Looked around.
Y/n: Oh Good He didn't show up. Look Undead-!
Undead Just regrew his Body as he smiled.
Andy: Actually It's Andy now Bud!
Y/n: I- Good Lord Man put some clothes on!
Andy: What? I'm perfectly fine with this.
Y/n: WELL I'M NOT!
Fuuko: Wait, Hold the Phone! You Know the A Him?
Andy: Huh? Oh Yeah, He Broke me out of the Union once, when that Lady got me.
Y/n: And I'm not sure how I felt about it ever since.
Andy: Hey Man, I'm Just Looking at how to die and she's my Best Bet!
Fuuko: Hey.
Y/n: Huh? Why?
Andy: She Might have the Power to Kill me! All I have to do is Get her to have sex with me and-
Y/n: YOU WHAT!?
You then Grabbed his Arm and Ripped it clean off!
Andy: Woah Man, I was Just-
Y/n: SHUT UP!
You then began beating him with it until the arm disappeared!
Fuuko: Look It's Okay! We're A Part of the Union!
Y/n: Pfft, the Union. What A Bunch of Bitches. They act Like they can kill whoever they Please, but they're assholes. Except you Fuuko you seem sweet.
Fuuko: (Blushing) Oh, Thank you.
Andy: Oh Yeah, He's A Negator too.
Fuuko: Yeah! He's-
You then ripped his Lower Jaw off!
Y/n: DON'T SAY IT OUTLOUD JACKASS! I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW IT!
Andy Then Regrew his Jaw.
Andy: Alright then, Hey Maybe we can go by Your House and-
Y/n: Fine, but dare touch my Mom and I will End you.
Andy: Alright then Let's go!
Y/n: I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THAT!
Fuuko: I'm so sorry about him.
Y/n: Nah, It's Okay, I dealt with him off and on for A Long time. At least You're sweet.
Fuuko: (Blushing) T-Thanks...
Y/n: Well You wanna Teleport or go with him?
Fuuko: I rather go with him if You Don't Mind.
Y/n: Okay then.
Fuuko: (Thoughts) Wait, do I actually Like him? Oh No! That Possibly means... My Unluck is at its strongest! I could Kill him!
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