So You had Elfuda and Kuroeda  Living with you and Of course, Kinue was so Excited to make them so delicious, Greasy, Fried, and Of course, Efluda wanted nothing but French Fries, and Kuroeda Just wanted nothing but even she was Tempted to sneak A Few bites or so.

Of course, they get on each other's nerves. A Lot.

Efluda: HEY! Those were my Fries!! Stop eating them!

Kuroeda: I'm Just Hungry you Fatass! You can spare A Few. Aren't you supposed on A Diet?

Elfuda: (Blushing) W-Well Yeah... I'm Taking A Break!

Kuroeda: Oh Yeah, and The Lack of Excersize really Proves that.

Elfuda: And You are with that Bubble Butt?

Kuroeda: I'm not A Fatass Like you!

Elfuda: I'm not Fat! I Just Love Fries!

The two pulled out their weapons as they were prepared to fight but you Just bonked them both on the head as soon as they started!

Elfuda/Kuroeda: Owie...!

Y/n: NO! No Fighting! We are all supposed to get A Long!

Kuroeda: Shouldn't you be Training Elfuda?

Y/n: No, Not really. To be Honest I tried to get her on A Diet and I failed. The Lesson here is: Never Try. Hahahahaha. Bubble Butt... That's A Good One.

Kuroeda: M-My ass is Not that Big! Alright!?

Y/n: But it Looks Good On you!

Kuroeda: (Blushing) Shut up about that. Look I blame my Office Job Okay. I can never exercise and therefore I put on all of that.

Y/n: Hey the Truth is you got to Love yourself. I Love myself Just Fine. You should too. I mean sure you two are Both overweight but that makes you two cute, I mean Nobody ever sees Plus-sized Elves of any kind before, so that makes you two very special... You two Okay?

Elfuda/Kuroeda: (Blushing) Y-Yeah... Thanks...

Y/n: Okay then Now Who wants A Nice Healthy Meal?

Elfuda/Kuroeda: (Sweatdrop) ...

Kinue then walked in smiling.

Kinue: Oh, Who wants French Fries!

Elfuda: Oh! Me! Me! Me! I want some!

Kuroeda: I-I Mean... Fine.

Y/n: Mom I'm trying to- God damnit Your food is Just too good. I'll Take some.

Kinue: Great! I'll make three Batches for my Maa-Kun and his newest girlfriends!

Elfuda and Kuoeda Just Blushed all over again

Y/n: (Thoughts) Yeah those two Like me. They are really Cute and Cuddly for Elves!