Issei was walking from home after going through all of Star Academy Women's Clubs and was Pretty Much rubbing his now Bright Red, swollen, Cheek.

Issei: Okay so that's 5 Clubs that Rejected me. no Matter! I shall be the Harem King!

He then ran into the Volumptious Chest of A Woman in A Tank top as he saw his Chance.

Issei: (Thoughts) Let's see here. Long Legs, Thick Thighs, Thin Waist, Huge Boobs, I bet the face will be also amazing, and- EEP! D-D-Dog Skull?

???: Hey I'm sorry to ask but I am Looking for someone. A User of The App Mal.0. Can you help me find him?

Mal.0 (An Incredibly Malicious Phone App AI Monster thing/ She is Known to Track People who have Downloaded her App Via App Store and follow them until they end up dying/ She Managed to make Friends with one user who even gave her A Name/ You Know her personally/ Voice By Amber Lee Connors)

Issei:

https://youtu.be/wpiqh19kWuU

Issei then Ran Back off to the Mansion as Mal Just Watched.

Mal: (Sigh) All of my Relationships in A Nutshell. At least I'm not that Toaster. He somehow gets A Kick out of making people think they also are Toasters. Evil Bastard.

Issei then ran back to the Mansion and Began Nailing the door shut!

Y/n: Issei what is going on!? Why are you damaging my Place!?

Issei: DEMON LADY! THICK THIGHS! BIG BOOBS! DOG SKULL FACE!

Y/n: ...

You Just silently stood there as you placed both of your hands on his shoulders and Just took A Deep breath.

Y/n: Did you try to asphyxiate yourself Again?

Issei: WHAT!?  I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

Y/n: Really? Because Koneko said you did.

Issei: LOOK! PROTECT ME! DEMON LADY!

Just then there was A Knock at the door.

Issei: SAVE ME!

You then ripped the door open from its Nails to See Mal.0.

Mal: (Blushing) Y-Y/n?

Y/n: Mal is that you?

Mal: It's been forever Huh?

Issei: KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!

Y/n: SHUT UP! Sorry about this Dumb Ass. Want some Tea?

Mal: That would be so Nice right now. I have to Major shit to tell you.

Later...

You had been served tea by Kinue as Mal began to explain what Happened.

Mal: It's Terrible some Man and His Goons all Broke into the Japanese SCP Containment Facility and captured so Many of us for some Horrible purpose. I was of course able to Escape their Clutches since I am Bound to everyone who has my App. I checked and... You still have it.

Y/n: Well... I couldn't let A Friend as good as you go.

Mal: (Blushing) T-Thanks...

Kinue: Oh You Poor thing. I know my Son can help you because he's amazing at Helping people!

Y/n: Aww, Thanks, Mom.

Mal: Well we need to find them first.

Y/n: What did the Assailant look like?

Mal: He was Short, Blonde, and Looked Pissed off.

Y/n: Azad. Don't worry Mal I am going to get some Friends and then we're going to Kick some ass and save your fellow SCPs!

Mal: Thank you Y/n! You're my Favorite Mal.0 User for A Great Reason!

Y/n: (Blushing) Aww, Thanks Mal, I appreciate it.