Soon Omne Day you had Taken Anya to A Noodle House that had All of the Amenities and you were wearing A Orange and Blue Dragon Pattern Kimono, slurping A Bowl full of Noodles, and eating A Bowl full of Curry and Rice.

Y/n: Mm, this is Good! Right Anya?

Anya: Papa, why are you wearing A Dress?

Y/n: It's A Kimono Anya. It's Traditional Japanese Garb.

Anya: Then Why am I wearing A Dress?

Y/n: It's not A Dress Anya. It's A Kimono.

Anya: So, It's Pajama's?

Y/n: It's not Pajama's nor A Dress Anya!

Anya: Oh, Okay Papa! Sorry.

You then got A Notification on your Phone and you saw the News headline.

Y/n: Ah, it seems like the Stock market Crashed today.

Anya: Is that Bad?

Y/n: For most people yes but trust me I already Know this was going to Happen, so I quickly pulled out all of my Stocks. It's what You call Smart Investing.

Anya: Wow! You're so Cool Papa!

Just then something went off at Another Table.

BOING!

CRASH!

???: Are you serious? Again?

You then saw A Round Woman wearing A Jumpsuit who suddenly gotten Rounder when the news of the stock market Just Crashed.

Alakshmi (She is the Hindu Goddess of Misfortune/ She has Gotten Fat from Feeding off all of the worlds Misfortune and is encouraged by the Hindu God of Medicine to make Good in the world in order to Lose weight/ She needs to lose 40 Kilograms or else she's been told she might die/ She also A True Goddess form which allows her to do things like Knock People out with one Tap of the forehead and Create Illusions like A Shirangan)

Y/n: (Thoughts) Wait, why does she seem so familiar? Wait, I Know her. 

You then Began dragging Anya over as you smiled.

Y/n: Alakshmi Is that you? Really you?

Alakshmi: D-Do I Know you?

Y/n: It's me! Y/n! You Know the Demi God.

She then Began to Put two and two together, and she Blushed bright pink.

Alakshmi: (Blushing) O-Oh Y/n! It really is you! (Thoughts) Oh God He has to see me at my fattest... It's so embarrassing...

Anya: Papa do you know her?

Y/n: Anya this is my Friend, Anya. This is Alakshmi the Hindu Goddess of Misfortune.

Anya: (Shocked) What!? A Goddess of Misfortune!?

Y/n: Yep!

Alakshmi: Did you have to Put it Like that?

Y/n: Well it's True. So Why are you in the Human World? Usually you don't do this Kind of Stuff.

Alakshmi: Oh... That's Kind of A Long story...

Y/n: I can listen. Right Anya?

Anya: Yeah! Papa is the best at Listening!

Alakshmi: Oh, Good. (Thoughts) Oh I'm so Unattractive right now and I'm so Fat. He Must not like me right now.

Anya: (Thoughts) Huh!? But Papa Loves all Kinds of Girls! She should know that!