We Open up over the Night of New Tokyo as A Shinigami was running around and you cut it in Half with the Master sword, with its Light-based powers Instantly wiping it out from Existence.

Y/n: Man, So Many Shinigami. Wait, where are the other Demon Hunters when you need them? Hell, I swear to God if Dante is sitting on his Lazy ass again, I swear I'll Keelhaul him!

You then Instantly Transmitted to A Shop closer to the Slums of New Tokyo where there is A Shop, which you recognized all too well.

Y/n: Yep, this is the Old Shop alright.

Y/n: I swear to God Dante, don't make me drag you out there.

You then Opened the Door and walked into the Officer to see A Man Just watching TV And Eating Pizza.

Y/n: (Sigh) God Damn it Dante... DANTE HOLY CRAP GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER!

Just then the Man nearly fell out of his chair as he Turned to you.

Dante: Hello Y/n, is everything doing Good on the Homefront?

Dante (He is the Son of the Demon Sparda and A Human Mother/ After Losing his mother to demons as A Child he became A Professional demon Hunter keeping the Bridge between earth and Hell closed/ He is pretty Much Lazy and Loves to eat Pizza instead of doing his Job/ He has Super powerful demon abilities as he is Nigh Unkillable)

Y/n: Oh Yeah, You Know I'm doing Just fine you know unless you count THE DEMONS RUNNING AROUND!

Dante: Look I was Just enjoying some Pizza. Join me.

Y/n: I swear you have to be the Laziest demon Hunter ever.

Dante: They're Probably Lazier ones somewhere.

Y/n: For crying out Loud. Just Come with me.

Dante: Fine then, But Trust me, I'm Just going back to my Pizza afterwards.

Y/n: Come on Man! Just stop thinking about Pizza and Help!

Dante: Okay then.

Y/n: Good!

You then Began dragging him outside as of course other demon Hunters were Taking care of the other demons Not knowing that Someone was Lurking between the Shadows.