(Y/N): So, Bulma, what exactly does that radar of yours say? 

Bulma: Let me check. 

She took a look at the radar. 

Bulma: We should be near one of the Dragon Balls already. 

(Y/N): Oh good! That's great! 

Meanwhile... near a campsite... 

A man woke up as he walked around to stretch his legs. 

???: What time do you think it is? It's already 8:00 in the morning! 

Colonel Silver (Member of the Red Ribbon Army!)  

Soldier: Ah, Colonel Silver! Good morning! 

Silver: If you have enough time to say hello to me, then hurry up and get to work! 

Soldier: YES SIR! 

He started to work on a car. 

Silver: There was another warning to hurry up and find it from Commander Red this morning. The Brown Squad already found theirs yesterday. You guys need to put more effort into your work. You already know that the Commander has a short temper. So, if you waste too much time messing around, we will all get the death penalty! 

Soldier: RIGHT! YES SIR! 

Soon... 

The soldier, and his partner, a wolfman began to look for the Dragon Ball. 

Soldier: There's no way we'll be able to find it this easily. A tiy ball in this huge place! 

Wolf Soldier: We've already spent 20 days looking around for it. Now our lives are on the line! 

Then you guys happened to drive by, and- 

(Y/N): Hmm ... okay. This looks like- 

You pulled out a yellow ball with six stars on it. 

(Y/N): I think this is it! 

Soldier and Wolf Soldier: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THAT HAS TO BE THE DRAGON BALL! 

(Y/N): OH! Hi there! You looking for this? 

Soldier: HE! Alright buster, hand it over! 

(Y/N): Why? 

Soldier: Don't make it any harder than it has to be. 

He pointed a gun at you. 

(Y/N): Well, I'm certainly not going to give it to you now. 

Soldier: DON'T FUCK WITH ME ALRIGHT?! I- 

Launch: Hey, (Y/N), what's going on outsi- 

The moment Launch came out, her hair got in the way of her nose, and- 

Launch: AH .... AH ... ACHOO! 

She then began to act completely different! 

(Y/N): Launch?! Hey, what are you doing, get in- 

Launch: Please. These guys are nobodies! HEY ASSHOLES! 

Wolf Soldier: HEY! WHO ARE Y- 

Launch took out two machine guns! 

Launch: EAT LEAD! 

She fired at them, and they both ran in fear! 

(Y/N): WAIT! What the hell?! Who are you and what did you do to Launch?! 

Launch: I am Launch! 

(Y/N): You are? But- 

Launch: UGH! Listen moron, I'm her, and she's me. This is just how I roll! 

(Y/N): Girls! 

Chichi and Bulma: Did Launch sneeze? 

(Y/N): I guess. She's blonde now. 

Chichi: Yep. 

Bulma: She sneezed. 

Soon... 

Soldier: COLONEL SILVER! BAD NEWS! 

Silver: What is it? 

Soldier: Well- 

Silver angrily grabbed a rocket launcher, and then he saw you guys, and fired a missile near the mobile home! 

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): HEY! WHO'S THE ASSHOLE WHO- 

You saw Silver. 

Silver: Hey, who are you? 

Silver: I should be asking that. Why are you collecting the Dragon Balls? We of the Red Ribbon Amry are unable to pinpoint the location of them, so exactly with our radar, you must have an advanced model. 

(Y/N): I'm not going to talk to a guy who could have killed the girls! If you want a fight, you're on! 

Silver: Foolish. 

He removed his coat. 

Silver: I Colonel Silver of the Red Ribbon Army, will not lose to you! I'll put you out in five seconds. 

He charged at you, but- 

(Y/N): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

You punched him in the stomach and he fell down in pain! 

Silver: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU ... YOU BASTARD! 

He tried to kick you, but- 

(Y/N): HIYAH! 

You kicked him in the head, and it knocked him out. 

(Y/N): What a dick. 

Soon... 

You regrouped with the girls inside of the trailer. 

(Y/N): Okay, so that guy said he was part of something called the Red Ribbon Army. 

Bulma: R-RED RIBBON ARMY?! 

Videl: What are they doing out here? 

(Y/N): Who are they? 

Chichi: (Y/N), they're a very dangerous organization! 

(Y/N): Oh, I see. Hmph. Obviously, they're after the Dragon Balls to wish for world domination or something cliche like that. Well, guess we're in a race. HEH! This is going to be fun! 

Launch: You said it! 

Both you and Launch looked excited, but Chichi, Bulma, and Videl were weary. 

Meanwhile ... at the Red Ribbon Army Base... 

Commander Red (Leader of the Red Ribbon Army! He seeks the Dragon Balls so that he can make his ultimate wish!) 

Red: Our army's using all its power to find the Dragon Balls you say? Well when the hell will we be able to get them all then? 

???: Please wait a bit longer, Sir. After all, our radar only displays the general area the Dragon Ball is in. 

Officer Black (Second in Command of the Red Ribbon Army! Commander Red's right hand man!) 

A soldier then burst in! 

Soldier: I'm sorry for the disturbance! There's been a problem with the search for the Dragon Ball led by Coloenl Silver! 

Red: What is it? 

They noticed the Dragon Ball was moving away from Silver's position. 

Red: WHAT?! ARGH! GET SILVER ON THE RADIO! 

Soon... 

Silver answered, and- 

Red: WHAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THEY HAVE A MORE ADVANCED RADAR THAN OUR ARMY?! How many are- THEY'RE ONLY TEENAGERS?! YOU IDIOT! IT'S THE DEATH PENALTY FOR YOU! 

Black: Just who are they? 

Red: Just some kids who decided to make an enemy of our whole army! Contact General White! Tell him that they must get the Ball and kill those brats! 

Black: Right away. 

Red: And another thing. 

Black: Yes? 

Red: DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME! I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE THIS!