You and the girls emerged into a cavern and began to look around. 

Bulma: Uh ... (Y/N). This place is giving me the creeps. Not to mention, the floor is kind of cold. 

(Y/N): Tell me about it. 

Chichi: Uh ... why are there lights above us? 

You looked up to see lamps. 

(Y/N): Maybe this place was inhabited. 

Launch: I think you're right. Look! 

Launch pointed to the skeleton of a pirate. 

Videl: This place must have been a pirate hideout!

(Y/N): Yep. No time to get scared though. Let's get moving! 

As you guys continued on forward, General Blue followed from behind, only in his pants in boots. 

Blue: This is where they are? Hmm ... maybe I should just let the traps kill them. 

Speaking of traps... 

You all walked through a room where spikes came out, and- 

Girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

They all held onto you, and you blushed hard. 

(Y/N): Uh ... 

Chichi: W-Wow. 

Bulma: He feels so ... warm. 

Videl: Tell me about it. 

Launch: (Y/N), do you think you can keep holding us? 

(Y/N): Oh come on. I'm not a pack mule. 

Later... 

You all arrived in a big room with a- 

(Y/N): A BATTLESHIP?! 

Videl: They had this hiding in here? 

(Y/N): That's really impre- 

You noticed something move. 

(Y/N): HEY! WHO'S THERE?! 

You fired a Ki blast, and out came- 

(Y/N): ANOTHER ROBOT?! 

It swung its sword, and you dodged! 

(Y/N): Nice try! Girls! Get going! 

You threw the Dragon Radar, and Chichi caught it! 

Chichi: GOT IT! 

Bulma: Give it hell, (Y/N)! 

Launch: Be careful! 

Videl: We'll be back before you can say speedboat! 

They all took off, and you smirked. 

(Y/N): Get ready! SPIRIT BALL! 

You focused your Ki, and summoned a spiritual ball, and began to use it to attack the machine, who then used it's machine gun to hit you, but you caught the bullets and flicked them back! 

General Blue then snuck by. 

Blue: I guess I'll let him deal with that alone. HAHAHAHAHAHA! 

He took off and followed the girls, who then found- 

Launch: A treasure chest?! The Dragonball must b- ACHOO! 

She turned back into Blonde Launch. 

Launch: Hahahaha! Now we hit the jackpot girls! 

Bulma and Chichi: Oh brother. 

Launch: Now let's- 

Blue: Going somewhere? 

Blue appeared with a shot gun in his hand. 

Videl: Who's this homo? 

Chichi: Are you a member of the Red Ribbon Army? 

Blue: Yes, I- HEY! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A- 

Videl: It's kind of obvious to tell. 

Blue: ARGH! I am General Blue, and I am the best of the Red Ribbon Army! I- 

Chichi kicked him in the face! 

Blue: YOU BITCH! YOU KNOCKED ONE OF MY TEETH OUT! 

Chichi: Yeah? How would you like another?! I- 

But then Chichi noticed she couldn't move. 

Blue: Ha! How do you like that? 

His eyes were glowing. 

Blue: My psychic powers leave you at my very whim. 

Videl: WHY YOU! 

Launch: YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT YOU BA- 

But he paralyzed them too. 

Blue: Now hand over the Dragonball, or I'll pump you all full of lead! 

Bulma: If I give you the Dragon Ball, will you let my friends go? 

Blue: Yes. 

Bulma: Okay. Here. 

Bulma handed the Dragon Ball over, but then Blue pointed his gun at her. 

Bulma: HEY! YOU SAID- 

Blue: I lied! Now time t- 

But then you punched him! 

Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! What the? 

(Y/N): ASSHOLE! Don't you know you shouldn't put a gun in a girl's face? 

Girls: (Y/N)! 

They were all so happy to see you. 

(Y/N): You would not believe what I've been through to get here. Not only was there that robot but also a freaking octopus! And he talked too! 

Blue: Damn you! I'LL CRUSH YOU! 

Blue went to attack you, but you punched the crap out of him! 

Blue: Now, look into my eyes, and I will- 

But you poked him in the eyes! 

Blue: MY EYES!! YOU BASTARD! 

(Y/N): You're the bastard here! BYE BYE! 

You uppercutted him out of the cave! 

Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He went flying very far! 

Soon... 

Blue landed right in the middle of a field, where- 

???: Hello! 

A small girl found him. 

She began to poke him with a stick. 

???: Hey Mister, are you okay? 

Blue got out, and he was pissed! 

Blue: WHY THAT LITTLE- Huh? 

???: You want to play? 

Blue: NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY! 

???: Oh, that's sad. Maybe a snack will cheer you up! 

She took out a piece of poop on a stick. 

Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT THING HAS A FACE! 

???: It's actually very delicious! You should try it! 

Blue: NO! YOU'RE INSANE! 

He began to run away at full speed! 

???: Awww ... that's too bad.