We see you on a phone with the Winchesters at the couch.

(Y/N): "Alright when it comes to fairies you have to make you get them to count the powder then go for the kill, if they're the bad one and if they're the good ones find their master and destroy the item that acts like a leesh for them." *hangs up on them*

Sam: "Fairies?"

(Y/N): "Yes they are real, so what's on today's agenda?"

Clover: We just got a package from someone and it says Merry Christmas, it's not even Christmas right now.

(Y/N): "Well let me see."

You then look at the box to see there's no return address.

(Y/N): "Huh, that's weird no return address."

Alex: "Should we open it?"

Sam: "I dunno, if there's no return address we probably shouldn't open it."

(Y/N): "It would be rude to not open a package."

You then open the package and you and the girls see a small mechanical robot in the box. It then walks out of the box and turns to you and the others.

Clover: "An old toy robot? Wait, hang on."

Clover then calls up Jerry.

Jerry: "Hello spies what's the trouble?"

Clover: "Jerry by any chance did you send us a late Christmas gift with a toy robot in it?"

???(Robo-Dude): "Hello, my name is Robo-Dude."

Clover: "Who's called Robot-Dude apparently."

Jerry: "Um no I haven't sent you girls any late gifts why?"

(Y/N): "Well we got this weird gift with no return address on it."

Robo-Dude: "I have 350 robo accessories including a fire drill, energy laser, and ray gun."

Alex: "Can I see the Ray Gun."

Robo-Dude: "Okay."

Robo-Dude then fires a weapon that uses Gamma Rays as you and the others take cover behind the couch.

(Y/N): *to Alex*"You had to ask about the ray gun."

Robo-Dude then stops firing and turns to you and the others.

Robo-Dude: "Do you want to see more Robo Accessories?"

Spies: "NO!"

Clover: "Who would put an actual weapon in a toy robot!?"

(Y/N): "The toymaker who thinks it's fun for the kids, SCP-001 AKA Dr. Wondertainment."

Alex: "Who's Dr. Wondertainment?"

(Y/N): "It could be a woman, a man, or a group of people, or even a company and the SCP Foundation has their eye out for Dr. Wondertainment, but the bottom line is that they make toys with anomalous properties and they're not happy with the Foundation cracking the secrets behind the toys' magic."

Alex: "Like the robot?"

(Y/N): "Yes even Robo-Dude."

You then hear a knock at the door and you head to it and you open it and see a man dressed in a outfit similar to Mr. Life and Mr. Death's outfit but it's light green and his name is Mr. Forgetful.

Mr. Forgetful: "Hello sir, do you know where I am or who I am? Is this my house or what? *forgets something* What were we talking about?"

Sam: "Um, are you suffering from memory loss?"

Mr. Forgetful: "What's that?"

(Y/N): "Wanna come inside?"

Mr. Forgetful: "Sure, that's kind of ya."

Mr. Forgetful then walks into the beachhouse and then sits on the couch and turns to Sam.

Mr. Forgetful: "Where am I again?"

Sam: "You're in our old beach house."

Mr. Forgetful: "Who are you again?"

Sam: 'My name is Sam and your name is?"

(Y/N): Mr. Forgetful. *pulls out document 909-a*'It says so here."*hands Mr. Forgetful the document*

Mr. Forgetful: "That's so weird, I have the same thing in my pocket."*pulls out another document 909-a from his pocket*"I always have a feeling that Mr. Forgetful is my name."

Sam: "You forgot your own name?"

Mr. Forgetful: *to Sam* "Who are you again?"

Sam: "Ugh this is gonna be annoying."

(Y/N): "Sam, can you watch over the Little Mister, Clover and Alex and I get files on SCPs related to Dr. Wondertainment in the archives."

You, Clover, and Alex then head to the archives as Sam watches over Mr. Forgetful.

Mr. Forgetful: "So what's your name and where am I?"*pulls out a pencil and paper*'I need to write it down in case I forget."

Sam: "Oh my goodness this is gonna be a long day, my name is Sam and you're in my old beach house."

Mr. Forgetful: *writes down the info on the paper*"There we go, thanks for the help Sam."

Sam: "Who's Sam?"

Mr. Forgetful: "You are and this is your old beach house."

Sam: "Where-wait what do you mean this is my old beach house, I don't know where I am right now or who I am!"

Mr. Forgetful: "Your Sam and you used to live here."

Sam: "Sorry, my memory must be blanking."

Mr. Forgetful: "Don't worry it happens to me all the time."

Meanwhile, we see you, Clover, and Alex come back with files on Dr. Wondertainment and you turn to Sam.

(Y/N): "Did Mr. Forgetful do anything Sam?"

Sam: "Who's Sam again?"

Clover: "You are."

(Y/N): "Hmm, maybe Mr. Forgetful's anomalous properties might affect the human mind by writing down info on a piece of paper, he remembers your name but you don't."

Mr. Forgetful: *to you*"Who are you again?"

(Y/N): "You're about to hand me your pencil and paper remember?"

Mr. Forgetful: "Oh yeah." *hands you the pencil and paper*"Here you go."

(Y/N): *looks at the writing*"My theory is correct, whoever hangs around Mr.Forgetful forgets things by having him writing down the info that you know including your name."

Clover: "That explains why Sam doesn't know who she is."

Sam: *to Clover* "Who's Sam?"

(Y/N): "The effects might be temporary."

You then hear a knock at the door and you see a letter fall out of the mail slot and pick it up and open it and see tickets to Wondertainment Land in the letter.

(Y/N): "Tickets to Wondertainment Land."

Alex: "Oooo, sounds fun."

(Y/N): "Not fun, that place is closed off and is dubbed SCP-949, a lot of the rides are filled to the brim with anomalous properties, bumper cars eating each other and you get an extra set of limbs and a second head without even noticing from a haunted house."

Alex: "Yikes."

Clover: "That's freaky."

Alex: "Are we ever gonna meet the guy or person?"

We then see a burst of confetti as the girls then see the man himself Dr. Wondertainment.

Dr. Wondertainment: "Hellooo, I am the man behind many of the wonderful products of Dr. Wondertainment like the Little Misters, Super Paper, Robo-Dude, and Wondertainmentland!"

Sam: "Who are you?"

Dr. Wondertainment: "I see that you received one of the limited edition Little Misters, Mr. Forgetful!"

We then see Yubellena blow up Dr. Wondertainment as he blows up into confetti and then appears behind Yubellena and taps her on the shoulder.

Yubellena: "What the-!?"

Dr. Wondertainment: "Tired of the same old cats and dogs and goldfish of everyday pets, then say no more thanks to the revolutionary custommade pets, put the egg in water it becomes a pet for your fish bowl, wanna have a pet that likes the sand then put the egg on the sand and let it hatch, it could be yours today!"

Dr. Wondertainment then burst into confetti and teleport next to you.

Dr. Wondertainment: "Hello good sir, gotta sweet tooth for candy and girls at your home, well say no more cause we have a limited edition Little Mister named Ms. Sweetie, she has a big sweet tooth and she's fun for little girls to play with, when a boy eats one of her candies that boy becomes a friend that is made of candy, you can play with it or eat it!"

(Y/N): "I'll pass."

Dr. Wondertainment: "I must be going now and don't forget to have fun in the magical land of Wondertainment Land!"

We see Dr. Wondertainment then bursts into confetti as you and the others turn to each other as we see Winchesters enter the room and see what just happened.

Dean: "Uh did we miss something?"

Sam W: "It looks like a clown burst into the room."

(Y/N): "We had an audience with Dr. Wondertainment."

Dean: "The guy who makes the toys?"

Robo-Dude: "Hello, I am Robo-Dude."

(Y/N): "Yeah that's him, or her, or whatever. They advertised a Little Mister named Ms. Sweetie to me."

Dean: "Oh come on man, even the guy who makes the toys knows you need a girlfriend."

(Y/N): "And what girl would want to be with me? Considering what I've been through many years ago after that forest goddess tricked me to kill millions of innocent people, who wants to hang out a loser like me?"

Dean: "Oh yeah, what about me, I'm the son of John Winchester and I'm a great hunter, but I never had my own room, I've got my brother a clown phobia by leaving him at a place filled with clowns, I was in Heck for a long time!"

(Y/N): "That's nothing, I can't feel the touch on the fingertips with these hands!"

Dean: "I almost got killed by my friend Castiel."

(Y/N): "I'm indestructible but I still feel the pain of a punch."

Dean: "The angels pulled me out of Heck just to make me their superweapon for their boss Michael!"

(Y/N): "I killed a man!"

You and Dean then start laughing in unison as everyone else is confused from the conversation.

Sam W: "That is the weirdest conversation ever, of all time."

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Sam W: "So about you getting a girlfriend."

(Y/N): "Ask that question again and you'll be 682's chew toy."

Sam W: "I'm just saying that-"*sees you giving him an angry glare*"I'll stop talking now."

Dean: "He is kinda right though."

Clover: "And I would be happy to be your girlfriend."

(Y/N): "Really?"

Clover: "Yeah and I'm not gonna take no for an answer."

Alex: "Me neither."

Sam S: "Me neither."

Sam W: "I told you so."

Riser's former peerage: "Us either."

Dean: "Okay I wish I was in your shoes right now."

(Y/N): "I....I need to think about this."

Later we see you in Sam's old room that you converted into a world wide observation room that has eyes everywhere in the world and you think about the whole having a girlfriend thing while watching the monitors for any anomalous activity. Here we see Sam S show up in her old room.

Sam S: "You turned my old room into an observatory?"

(Y/N): "Yep."*points to a picture of Jupiter*"The red spot on Jupiter is caused by an SCP."

Sam S: "Um isn't that just caused by natural stuff in space?"

(Y/N): "SCP-2399."*hands to file to Sam S*"Read it."

Sam S: *reads the file*"A malfunctioning spaceship that is on a quest to destroy Earth is in the red spot of Jupiter?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Sam S: "Wow, anyways what do you think of us being your girlfriends?"

(Y/N): "Welp, it would be a slippery slope for you girls, I hope you're up for it."

Sam S: "Hey we faced way worse and I'm pretty sure we can handle it."

(Y/N): "Alright maybe it is time for me to get back on the saddle on the Orchadian Horsemen."

Sam S: "That's the spirit, and first thing you're gonna do is be enrolled at Mali U."

(Y/N): "Not a chance, I have to remain here."

Sam S; "Why?"

(Y/N): "Follow me."

You and Sam S go to Clover's old room which you turned it into a library for all sorts of mythology, stories, anything that is involved with the paranormal and the supernatural as well as filing cabinets with all the anomalous files from all sorts of groups of interest.

Sam S: "What is all of this?"

(Y/N): "Every book on the supernatural, anomalous, and paranormal and the filing cabinets are filled with all the files in the archives of every organization that deals with the supernatural."

Sam S: "And your job is guarding all of this?"

(Y/N): "Reading them is more like it, anything in the pages of these books could be a recorded record on an anomaly."*pulls out a book of german nursery rhymes and hands it to Sam S:"Read the nursery rhyme on this page."

Sam S: *reads the nursery rhyme*"Tick tock", the cuckoo clock ticks. "Cuckoo", the bird inside sings. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock. As ticks the time, so ticks your heart. May you live long as you hear its song. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock. Listen close, for when it stops the hatchling comes out of its home. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick- Did you hear it? Did it stop? My child, it meant your time was up."*to you*"So this is why you can't leave this place, you got a lot of research here and people to help."

(Y/N): "I'm not much help if I'm in college and that nursery rhyme you just read is SCP-4975 in a nutshell."

Sam S: "So....we can't be together."

(Y/N): "I didn't say that, you can come by on weekends."

Sam S: "I guess, but it won't be the same without you, "*gets an idea*"Wait a sec, I know some people who deal with the supernatural."

Sam S then calls up The Center on her compowder and a hologram of Olivia appears on the compowder.

Oliva: "Hello Sam, what's the emergency?"

Sam S: "Oh it's not an emergency have you ever heard of The SCP Foundation?"

Olivia: "Of course. We helped them out by making a home for an alien that crashed on Earth, they called it SCP-136." *sees you* "Is that the arsonist from Europe?"

(Y/N): "Hi."

Olivia: "Let me guess, all of the fires are from vaults that have The Aristocrats in them?"

(Y/N): "I'm guessing that your organization is friends with the SCP Foundation huh?"

Olivia: "I wonder why you put your work life over your social one."

(Y/N): "You know exactly why."

Olivia: "Anyways, we will look over the observatory as well as all the SCP Foundation belongings you have nothing to worry about."

(Y/N): "I can't leave this place, I've been doing this for 34000 years and no one knows how to do this better than me."

Olivia: "And I know a thing or two about SCPs, too. Well if it makes you feel better, I believe I know a way for you to be in two places at once."

(Y/N): "If you say make a clone of me I'm outta here."

Olivia: "Actually, It's an Ultra U-Watch."

(Y/N): "And how's a fancy wrist watch gonna help?"

Olivia: "It has a Portal function, you can be at Mali U and the beach house at the same time."

(Y/N): "Oh thanks."

We then see a portal open in the room as you see Olivia come out and hand an Ultra U-Watch to you.

Olivia: "Here you are (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Olivia: "You're welcome and I hope your relationship goes well."

(Y/N): "How did you-"

Olivia: "I have eyes and ears everywhere."

Later we see you and the others at Mali U as you were seen looking around the place as Riser's former perage was looking around too.

Ravel: "Wow this is a nice place."

Alex: "Thanks."

Yubelluna: "So can we stay here too? We don't really get much from Riser's place."

Ni: "Yeah he's a jerk."

Clover: "Yikes."

Yubellena: "Yeah, we're like trophies for him, except for Ravel, she's his sister."

Alex: "Yikes that's awful."

Li: "Sure is."

Yubellena: "So where can we sleep?"

Sam S: "Hm well why don't half of you girls sleep with Alex and the other half sleep with me."

(Y/N): *puts on glasses*"Hmm."*sees a Hellhound*"Who made a deal with a Crossroads Demon?"

Alex: "Crossroads Demon, what's that?"

Yubellena: "They're your world's equivalent to a salesman. Now which one of you made the deal?"

Clover: "Neither of us didn't even heard about it until now."

(Y/N): "Well ask crossroads demons anything and they give it to you, the catch is that you have 10 years or less before you kick the bucket by a Hellhound, they're normally invisible to the human eye and they're only two kinds, one that are like people except they look like dogs and the other is the one I'm looking at."

Clover: "How can you see it?"

(Y/N): "These glasses have the lens burned in Holy Fire, anything that you can look through and burn with holy fire can help see Hellhounds. Know anyone dumb enough to make a deal with one of Satan's salesmen?"

Sam S: "Well Mandy has a lot of A+ report cards and she bragged about passing without studying-"*realizes*"You don't think..."

(Y/N): "Sealed a deal with a kiss from a demon, literally yes, where's her dorm?"

Later, we see you knocking on the door and it opens to reveal a girl with black hair and a purple outfit, which is Mandy.

Mandy: "Yeah, what do you-"*sees you and the other girls*"-Want?"

(Y/N): "Did you put some personal items in a box and bury it in a crossroad and made a deal with a demon?"

Mandy: "How did you know that?"

(Y/N): "There's a hellhound looking for you so it can kick your bucket."

Mandy: "What?"*hears Hellhund howls*"What was that!?"

(Y/N): "Let us inside, I have a way to protect you."

We see you made a circle out of black powder around Mandy to protect her.

Mandy: "And how is this supposed to help?!"

(Y/N): "This is a mixture of salt and goofer dust, in some cultures salt is a form of purity that hurt ghosts, demons, and in this case hellhounds."

You then look outside and see the Hellhound running to the window and crash into you as you throw it into a wall. The hellhound then sees Mandy and leaps at her but the barrier from the salt and goofer dust mixture blocks out the beast as Mandy was shocked to see this development.

Mandy: "Wow, I can't believe that worked."

The hellhound then attacks Mandy again but you stop it just in time.

(Y/N): *while holding back the beast*"Who did you make that deal with?"

Mandy: "I dunno some guy with blond hair keeps saying his name a lot."

(Y/N): "Riser."

You then hug the hellhound hard enough that you break all of it's bones, rendering it immobile once it falls to the floor as it whimpers and whines in pain.

(Y/N): "I'll give this one a favor out of the goodness out of my heart."*turns right hand into an Angel Blade configuration*"By putting it out of its misery."

You then stab the hellhound in the head and kill it instantly as glowing sparks of orange energy can be seen in a form of the now dead hellhound.

(Y/N): "There, hope you are safe."*hands Mandy a hex bag*"Here's a little something to keep the demons away, as well as angels that have gone bad. And next time, try to study and not make a deal with a crossroads demon."

Clover: "Where are you going?"

Later, we see you at a crossroads and you summon Riser as the crossroads demon.

Riser: "You again."

(Y/N): "How about you shred Mandy's contract with you and let her go."

Riser tries to move to attack you but sees that he's in a devil's trap. You then pull a weapon called The Colt and point it at Riser's forehead.

(Y/N): "You know what this is right, The Colt can kick any monster's bucket even demons like you, heck the first bullet from this gun killed a phoenix permanently."

Riser: "Y-you wouldn't."

(Y/N): "I'm not kidding, you got 1 second to decide, you put the contract into the shredder or I put you into the shredder."

Riser: "Your bluffing."

(Y/N): "I have one bullet in here."

You then pull the trigger and the gun didn't fire a bullet as Riser peed himself out of fear.

(Y/N): *sees the wet spot on Riser's pants*"Wimp, I'll take the wetting your pants thing as a yes?"

Riser: "Yes."

(Y/N): "Nice doing business and don't worry about the devil's trap, the rain will wash it away."

We see you head back to the penthouse as we see Riser all alone in the crossroads in a devil's trap as it starts to rain. Later, we see you and the others settling in the penthouse as we see you making sigils to block out demons and angels and place hidden devils traps in all the entrances in and out of the penthouse and anything that keeps out monsters. You then placed a lot of iron bars around the windows and made devices that block out SCPs that appear on media and painted lead all over the windows.

Clover: "Hey sweetie, what are you doing?"

(Y/N): "If we're gonna live with each other, we gotta make sure we're safe from anything that turn us into 900 kinds of messed up, like that hidden cam comedy show that kill it's participates with it's pranks or a pair of amber eyes that kill you if you look at them."*hands the girls glasses*"These are in case of 966 attacks, if you see something scary and are trying to kill you, kill them first."

Clover: "Wow not bad, fashionable too."

(Y/N): "They can block out memetics and cognitohazards entities, I made them myself. They can also help with seeing hellhounds both animal and humanoid."

Clover: "Wow."

(Y/N): "Alright, and I called the crew and they're on their way here."

You then get a call from your phone and you answer it.

(Y/N): "Hello?"

Biggie: *over the phone*"Uh boss, Mimic is gone and we lost him in Great Lake City."

(Y/N): "What?"

Next: Chapter 8: SCP-939 "With Many Voices"