Chapter 15: SCP-682 "Hard-To Destroy Reptile"
Here we see you, your crew, and Esdeath are in the Supernatural Tank looking for SCP-682. You then park at a field and you all exit the vehicle and look and see there's tracks left behind by 682.
(Y/N): "They're fresh, he's not that far."
Esdeath: "So who are we looking for dear?"
(Y/N): "The biggest, toughest, meanest, gator you'll ever see."
You and the others then follow the trail to a cave and you and the others see SCP-682 resting.
(Y/N): *whispering*"There it is."
Esdeath: *whispering*"So what do you do with him?"
(Y/N): "The Foundation wants him back in his cage."
You then see Bobby come out of the bushes and sneak to you and the others.
Bobby: *whispers*"Demons and angels I can handle, but this thing can do a lot of damage."
(Y/N): "That's what makes him a keter."
Esdeath: "So how do we catch it?"
(Y/N): "Cut off the legs and body, don't worry he'll walk it off, he always does."
Bobby: "How about you guys hide in the tall grass, I'll wake up Scarlet King Jr.."
You and the others head into the tall grass as we see Bobby move closer to SCP-682.
Bobby: "Hey you idjit, wake up!"
Bobby then fires a bullet at SCP-682's back as he wakes up and sees Bobby.
Bobby: "Rise and shine you idjit, you want breakfast!? Come and get it!"
Bobby then runs away as SCP-682 chases after him into the tall grass until you and the hunting group then fire nets to hold 682 down. Then you and Esdeath then come in and reduce SCP-682 to a head.
(Y/N): "Gotcha punk."
Bobby: "Finally, now let's get this thing back to the Foundation where it belongs."
(Y/N): "Alright, let's load it up and get to the foundation before it gets back up again."
You and the others then load 682 onto the tank and take it to the Foundation. Later, you then throw the head into the containment cell for 682 and then close it up.
(Y/N): "And that's the end of that."
Bobby: "They better have a solution for that thing."
(Y/N): "Do you think 999 can cure him of his hatred when he's older."
Bobby: "And make him a defender of humanity, that's on my wishlist."
Esdeath: "What does 999 do?"
(Y/N): "Oh he's super harmless, he's a tickle monster that everyone likes."
Bobby: "And the chosen one, in a few years that slimeball will grow up and bring happiness to the world, better yet the universe."
(Y/N): "By the way, I signed you up for college in Malibu."
You then make a portal to Mali-U and you and Esdeath head into it and you close the portal. You and Esdeath are now in the penthouse pad in Mali-U.
Clover: *sees you and Esdeath* Hey (Y/N), um who's she?"
(Y/N): "Esdeath these are the spies I've been talking about and my roommates."
Esdeath: "Clover, Alex, Sam it's a pleasure to meet you."
Sam: "Nice to meet you too."
Clover: "What's with the military outfit? I didn't know the military was trending now."
Esdeath: "This is my uniform, I'm the high-general of the empire."
(Y/N): "You did read the report about 343 have you?"
Clover: "Um....a little. I didn't think there was an empire since they were long gone until now, my bad."
(Y/N): "That's because it was in another universe."
Clover: "Oh right."
Alex: "So Esdeath, what do you like to do for fun?"
Esdeath: "Conquer enemies, coming up with new methods of torture, "*hugs your arm*"spending time with my love. I heard he has a harem, so I'm okay with sharing him too."
Sam: "Cool."
(Y/N): "Well you don't want to walk around in your military clothes."*hands Esdeath some clothes*"You need to blend in."
Esdeath: "Alright, I'll be right out."
Esdeath heads into a room and then changes into different clothes. When she came out of the room she was wearing a blue shirt, blue jeans, a white overshirt, and a blue scrunchy to make her hair into a ponytail.
Esdeath: "Hm, how do I look?"
Clover: "Styling and profiling."
Esdeath: "Thanks, although it is a bit tight in the chest area."
Sam: "What is your bust size?"
Esdeath: "Hmm, I think it's a size G."
Sam: "A size G?!"
Clover: "Do you uh, wear a bra?"
Esdeath: "Sometimes, It's a lot more comfortable without one when I'm in uniform."
(Y/N): "Wait so you mean to tell us that while you're wearing your uniform you don't wear a bra?"
Esdeath: "Nope,"*in a flirty tone*"do you like that?"
(Y/N): *blushes*"Uh, um, would it be weird if I say yes?"
Esdeath: *giggles*"Of course not, you're my boyfriend so I'm okay with it."
(Y/N): "Well to be honest, I came from a time where clothing was just loincloths, cause I'm 43 thousand years old."
Esdeath: "Really, you look like you haven't aged a day and you're still young in my book."
(Y/N): "Thanks and by the way."*shows Esdeath the Mark of Cain*"This is the Mark of Cain, I figured out I had it with me when my friend Ronaldo read my tablet, as in Word of God about the Alpha Hunter. It's supposed to make the bearer of the mark a murderer like the first murderer Cain and then Dean Winchestor and then me, I'm actually immune to the effects of the mark and it makes me the gatekeeper of the prison for what God calls The Darkness."
Esdeath: "Hmm, sounds like a powerful job for you. Do you know people who fear you?"
(Y/N): "The sisters of fate, they control the fate of everyone but me, that's in the Word of God about me."
Esdeath: "So you control your own fate and the fate of them."
(Y/N): "Pretty much, if I want to kill them right now, I would've got their skulls displayed in my bedroom like trophies in a few hours, right above my head."
Esdeath: "Ooo, sounds like a good decoration for a bedroom, I should decorate my room with the skulls of my enemies."
(Y/N): "Just be sure you have their skulls facing at you, as a reminder that you killed them."*pulls out the book of the translated word of god from your tablet*"This book has everything about me from the Word of God."
Esdeath: *takes the book*"I'll give it a read."
(Y/N): "Oh and by the way, I got something for ya."
You then open your bedroom door and you and Esdeath see a leviathan chained up to the bed.
(Y/N): "Recently the levis are at it again, this time at a bunch of fast food joints, but I don't know which ones so I thought you should make him talk."*gives Esdeath some Borax*"This stuff hurts these guys."
Sam: "So you cleaned them to death? How is that scary?"
(Y/N): "Have you been paying any attention in the lecture in Mr. Garth and Bojack's class, Borax hurts Leviathans like how holy water hurts demons."
Sam: "Oh heh sorry, it's just I thought they're not real."
(Y/N): "Just like your imaginary friend named Winstein."
Sam: "Wait, how did you know my imaginary friend?!"
(Y/N): "He's a Zanna, basically a mystic creature who takes the form of a child's imaginary friend and page 9 in the textbook in the class and it's on the test."
Alex: "Wow, I did not realize that."
Sam: "My cousin has an imaginary friend named Benny, how come we can't see him?"
(Y/N): "That's because you don't have a romainain magic spell on ya, and that's also on the test."
Sam: "I don't get why we have to deal with all this mythological stuff, we only deal in facts and science, except for that one time we teamed with Martin Mystery."
(Y/N): "Really, cause for during the whole conversation a reaper has been standing right behind you."
You then casted a spell on the girls' eyes as they see a different person in the room.
Reaper: "You can see me now, sorry I'm here for Sam's soul. She's gonna slip down the stairs and bash her head in a few minutes."*sees you*"Oh crud."
(Y/N): "Hey reaps, how's it going?"
Reaper: "Look man, I'm just doing my job I think death isn't so bad."*sees you pullout Death's scythe*"No please, not the face!"
You then slice off the reaper's head and kill him as his body turns into dust.
(Y/N): "Darn reapers, they think a demon cheating by killing you with a car crash is a warrior's death to them."
Alex: "Did you just kill death."
(Y/N): "No there's more than one reaper, the Horseman of Death is their boss which is on the test by the way."*puts away the scythe*"Cram that in your head."
Later, in class, we see you and the girls taking the test.
Castiel: "Jimmy, do not look over your neighbor's paper, that's cheating."
Bobby: "You heard him, eyes on your own paper."
Jimmy: "But you're not looking."
Castiel: "I can tell."
Jimmy: "How?"
Castiel: "Instincts."
Sam, Clover, and Alex were seen taking the test as they were struggling to take it.
Sam, Alex, and Clover: *in their head*"Why didn't I study for this!?"
Later, after the test, we see the girls test results barely passed their tests.
Sam: "Well that test was a bust."
Clover: "Yeah, leviathans get hurt from borax, why would creatures older than angels get hurt from soap."
Alex: "And I can't believe there was an open ended question about your imaginary friend, ugh these classes and these tests are so hard."
Sam and Clover: "Agreed."
(Y/N): "Alex, you were almost Leviathan chow and all 3 of you need to know this."
Alex: "Why would we need to know this, we don't fight these guys."
Then a locker opened and it sucked the girls in and not you. You then called Jerry.
Jerry: "Huntsmen, how can I help you?"
(Y/N): "What's the case?"
Jerry: "There has been a mass theft of blood packs being stolen from blood banks and there was a murder, it seems to be your cup of tea."
(Y/N): "Tell the girls that they need to do their homework on vampires, cause they barely passed the test in Mr. Garth and Mr. Bojack's class."
Jerry: "I will send a message to Bobby and Castiel that they will retake that test."
(Y/N): "Alright."*hangs up on Jerry*"Got my own case anyways."
You then head back to the penthouse and you then head to your room and you see Esdeath pouring borax into the leviathan's mouth through a hose.
(Y/N): "Got info out of him?"
Esdeath: "Oh he did a few hours ago, this is just for fun."
Leviathan: "For the love of creation get this woman away from me!!!!! Put me out my misery man."
(Y/N): "Alright."'
Leviathan: "Thank you."
(Y/N): "Actually she might come up with more torture methods for leviathans, so I'm gonna leave you here with her."
Leviathan: "What, no, no, no."
(Y/N): *grabs the list*"Bye."*leaves the room*
Esdeath: *brings out a cylinder made out of borax*"Now, let's clean up that rear of yours."
Leviathan: *offscreen*"AAHHHHHH!!!!"
Several hours later, you cleaned all the restaurants out with leviathans as we see the spies come back with blood stains on their catsuits.
(Y/N): "Vamps huh?"
Spies: "Yeah."
Sam: "We figured out the hard way that cutting their heads off is the best way to kill them and not a stake through the heart."
(Y/N): "We all learn a lesson, study your monsters. I snuffed out leviathans and The Center is cleaning them up as we speak."
Clover: "Um what happened to the leviathan that you lock up?"
Later, you and the girls see Esdeath sitting on the leviathan like a bench.
(Y/N): "Uh Esdeath?"
You then see Castiel appear in the room and he sees Esdeath sitting on a leviathan like it's a bench.
Castiel: "What happened to him?"
Esdeath: "I broke his mind and spirit, now he's my slave until I get bored with him."*to you*"Sweetie, I came up with torture methods for demons and angels."
Castiel: "You mean?"
Esdeath: "The Scribe of God, he's in the room after I gave him back his grace and torture him for several hours."
You then opened the door and saw the Scribe of God himself, Metatron.
Metatron: "Get me out of here! That woman is crazy!"
(Y/N): "Cass, for the sake of heaven take Metatron back to prison upstairs."
Metatron: "Thank you, thank you, just get me out of here!"
Castiel then takes Metatron back to heaven as you open the closet and you see a demon with a ball gag in a tank filled with holy water.
(Y/N): "Sorry man."*closes the door*"Got I'll deal with you later."
You then head to Esdeath and she turns to you.
Esdeath: "This one lost his spark, can you dispose of him?"
(Y/N): "Alright."
Esdeath gets off the leviathan as you smite the leviathan as it drops dead onto the floor.
(Y/N): "I almost feel sorry for the guy, almost feel sorry for him."
Esdeath: "I don't."
(Y/N): "Remind me not to get on your bad side."
Esdeath: "Noted, and thanks for keeping the demon in the closet sweetie, I've been cooking him for the past 10 minutes, and I thought I should cook him up in holy water for 5 days."
(Y/N): "Is he a crossroads demon?"
Esdeath: "Yes and he barely lasted 5 minutes when I told him to tear up a contract with a man who looks like he's from the stone age in Torrington."
(Y/N): "What was the contract?"
Esdeath: "The contract was made out of a bet and he wanted to be super smart for 10 years before he kicks the bucket by a Hellhound."
(Y/N): "What kind of idiot wants to make a guy make a crossroad demon deal out of a bet."
Esdeath: "The same idiot in the pool tied up to an anchor in the pool underwater."
You then head to the pool and you dive in and then pull out a guy with a fiery jacket and blond hair, his name was Martin Mystery.
(Y/N): "Making a bet with a crossroads demon, not cool."
Martin: *spits out water*"Give me a break, I thought it was funny."
(Y/N): "It's moments like these I question why your boss ever keeps you around. Have read about what happens when the 10 year timer goes out, hellhounds you moron."
Martin: "I did not read that part."
(Y/N): "Ugh, I'm gonna have a talk with your boss."
???: "Mystery!"
You and Martin then see Olivia standing beside you.
(Y/N): "Olivia may I have a word with you."
Later we see you and Olivia in her office.
Oliva: "So what did you want to talk about?"
(Y/N): "It's your agent, making his partner make a deal with a crossroads demon, do you have any idea how dangerous that is? Look he's a great agent for this job, but I think he should learn some discipline from my friends Bobby and Castiel, have him go on hunts with those guys and take his U-Watch, no cheating on the field."
Olivia: "Hm, that sounds an excellent idea, a hunter and an angel teaching him discipline."
(Y/N): "So it's a deal?"
Olivia: "Of course."
Later, at Bobby's house, we see Martin reading a bunch of books at Bobby's house with Castiel watching him while Bobby was on a Rugaru case. We see Castiel wearing Martin's U-Watch and admiring it.
Castiel: "This is a nice watch, I should get one of my own."*sees that Martin is playing a game behind a book*"No distractions."
Castiel then takes the game away as Martin turns to Castiel.
Martin: "Hey!"
Castiel: "You'll get it back, when you learn your lesson."*hears his phone ringing and answer it*"(Y/N), what is it?"
(Y/N): *over the phone*"I found something from space."
Castiel: "What is it, an asteroid?"
(Y/N): "*over the phone*"Not really, more like some space ship, you think you can spare some time and come over here?"
Castiel: "Martin learning his lesson is my main priority."
(Y/N): *over the phone*"Can you send an angel to my end?"
Castiel: "There are none available that I know of-"*remembers something*"Oh boy."
(Y/N): *over the phone*"What?"
Castiel: "I think I know two fallen angels to help you, but just to be clear they're not the black winged variety, but they still got kicked out of heaven and I have to warn you, they're not really the most reliable."
(Y/N): *over the phone*"Just send them over here."
Castiel: "Alright."*hangs up on you*"Oh boy, I swear to myself I would not call them, but desperate times call for desperate measures."*calls the angels*
???: "What do you want Asstiel!?"
Castiel: *in his head*"This is gonna be a long phone call."
Next: Chapter 16: SCP-875 "War Criminals"
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