Chapter 1: SCP-1007 "Mr. Life and Mr. Death"
You were taking a look at an SCP-008 sample under a microscope to see how they react to certain chemicals that could be a cure until you get a phone call from the Foundation and you answer it.
(Y/N): "Hello?"
Dr. Bright: *over the phone*"It's Dr. Bright."
(Y/N): "Alright if you are Bright, then what keter class SCP killed you."
Dr. Bright: *over the phone*"SCP-076."
(Y/N): "Alright what do you want?"
Dr. Bright: *over the phone*"There's an auction runned by Micheal, Carter, & Dark Ltd and they're gonna sell another Little Mister."
(Y/N): "Well I bought Mr. Money, *pulls out Document 909-a* here's document 909-a which is the list of Little Misters, I wonder which one they're selling this time." *checks the list* "I'm betting my on Mr. Life and Mr. Death."
Dr. Bright: *over the phone*"Okay, we know they're selling a Little Mister, but we don't know which one."
(Y/N): "Alright, we're on the case, where is this auction?"
Dr. Bright: "Metropolis."
(Y/N): "Alright, we'll be there."*hangs up on Dr. Bright*"Alright team we got a job from the Foundation."
Cindy: "Do we have to, they're meanies, don't you know what they did to the last 204-2?"
(Y/N): "We're hunters, it's our job and we're just going after a Little Mister in Metropolis."
Cindy: "Fine."
You then head to the driver seat of the Supernatural Tank and then drive to Metropolis. Meanwhile in Metropolis, the Superhero Girls are figuring out who and where you are.
Babs: "This guy is everywhere."
Zee: "I am not sure, but is it just me or does his arms made out of metal and are robotic"
Karen: "It looks like some kind of prosthetics limb but they look like they date back 34,000 years ago."
Kara: "How can a pair of futuristic prosthetic arms can date back before the wheel was invented?"
Jessica: "Maybe they were sent back in time?"
Karen: "But that's Impossible, a person with real high tech stuff would need to build a time machine and he looks like he was born with those arms"
Kara: "Like naturally? Dude, how can you be born with metal arms, that's not physically possible. Right?"
Diana: "How about we find him, and I need to ask him about where he got those arms, cause they look like the same materials used for my armor, my shield, and my sword."
Kara: "That sounds good, but how are we supposed to find him? It's Impossible to find him!"
The Superhero Girls then see the Supernatural Tank drive by and Diana sees your face and recognizes it as the man from the fire in Europe.
Diana: *gasp*"It is him, the man from the fire. He's in that horseless chariot!"
Kara: "Truck."
Diana: "Yes, that."
Babs: "Should we go after him?"
Jessica: "Better than leaving him roaming around all over the world causing fires."
Later at night, the Superhero Girls were on the rooftops in their hero outfits and they were ready for anything that could be thrown at them from you.
Kara: "Alright so what's the plan?"
Jessica: "I don't know."
???: "I do."
The Superhero Girls then turn to you and they were surprised to see you.
(Y/N): "Self defense."
We see Kara charge at you and you fire a beam of red solar energy at Kara to make her powerless. You then configure your right hand into a magnet to take all of Babs' gear and fire a Null Ray beam with the other at Karen. You then throw yellow powder at Jessica and you see Zee about to cast magic and you activate the Scranton Reality Anchor on your left arm to make her powerless.
(Y/N): "Well that was easy."*to Diana*"You're up."
Diana then tries to locate her lasso of truth but she doesn't have it but you have it and you use it to tie everyone up.
(Y/N): "So who are you girls? I already know your hero names, what are your name names."
Babs: "Barbara Gordon!"
Jessica: "Jessica Cruz!"
Diana: "Diana Prince!"
Kara: "Kara Zor-El Danvers!"
Zee: "Zee Zatara!"
Karen: "Karen Beecher!"
(Y/N): "You're all probably wondering why I made a fire in Europe, well if you want me to tell you, you have to swear on your honor to keep this a secret, deal?"
Diana: "Amazon's honor."
(Y/N): "Alright, I was working on a case of missing children and prostitutes from Europe because that's what SCP-3288's primary food source, people that don't care about. And also, where's your samurai friend, cause."*fires a tranquilizer dart*
We see the dart ricochet and hit in the rear of a samurai themed hero named Katanna AKA Tatsu Yamashiro as she was knocked out and fell to the ground from the top of a water tower.
Diana: "By Zeus' beard why would you do that!?"
(Y/N): "That was a tranquilizer dart, she's not dead she's just knocked out. Cause nothing gets the drop on me. So I'm here to ask why are you all stalking me?"
Diana: "We want some answers from you, why are you here?"
(Y/N): "Buying a toy, and I think I could use the help. Any volunteers?"
Diana: *figures out the job*"You just wanted to buy something?"
(Y/N): "Sounds like you're volunteering, follow me."
You and the Superhero Girls head into the Supernatural Tank and they see Biggie and Guinevere without their ID Masks.
Kara: *see Biggie and Guivenere*"Ah! Who or what are they?!"
(Y/N): "That's Biggie you may know him as Bigfoot AKA SCP-1000 and Lady Guinevere of the Hapsburg royal family AKA SCP-3288, reformed 3288."*points to Cindy* The girl with a robot serving her candy is Cindy."
Jessica: *sees Mimic*"Um, is that a dog?"
(Y/N): "Oh that's Mimic, he's a SCP-939 instance from a species of those things, one whiff of his breath and you go to amnesia lane. And I'm (Y/N) Huntsmen the head of the group."
Jessica: "So why are you starting those fires? Haven't you ever seen the ad saying "only you can prevent forest fires?"
(Y/N): "Oh those fires are for hives of SCP-3288s, monsters created from centuries of incest and inbreeding."
Babs: "Okay 1, ew and 2 what are SCPs?"
(Y/N): "Things that are abnormal and weird, some are even dangerous which is why the SCP Foundation is formed, but not all of them are dangerous, some of them are downright friendly."
Jessica: "What do you guys do?"
(Y/N): "Solve mysteries, fight monsters, help people and keep the world safe."
Jessica: "So what are you guys doing here in Metropolis?"
Cindy: "We're gonna buy a toy."
(Y/N): "A Little Mister to be exact."
Babs: "What's a Little Mister?"
You then hand Babs document 909-a and she reads it.
Babs: "*reads the document* "Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!"*reads the list of Little Misters*"There's 20 of these Little Misters? Which one are you gonna get at this auction?
(Y/N): "Not sure yet, but we need to blend in."*to Diana*"And this is a two person job, want in?"
Diana: "What do I do?"
(Y/N): "What is your opinion on glass slippers?"
Later, we see you come out in a tuxedo with black pants and a fake mustache that looks realistic.
(Y/N): "Alright Diana, come on out."
You see Diana come out of the dressing room wearing a red velvet dress with glass slippers on her feet and her hair was styled to make it look like a beehive hairstyle.
Diana: "Why must I be dressed like this?"
Zee: "And how come I'm not in it, it would look good on me!?"
(Y/N): "This auction is runned by Micheal, Carter, & Dark Ltd, these guys sell anomalous stuff on the black market, unicorn hair, dragon scales, anything out of the ordinary also they're con artists, and we need to dress up like a fancy rich couple just to buy a Little Mister plus this will be on the job training for you Diana."
Diana: "Is it wise to use footwear that is not made of glass?"
Zee: "They did it in Cinderella, and they look good on a princess."
(Y/N): "Alright, follow my lead, alright."
Later, you and Diana are at the entrance to the auction and you see a guy with the guest list.
Guy: "Name please?"
(Y/N): "Carol Jetson and this is my wife Jessie Jetson."
Guy: "I'm sorry sir and madam, you're not on the guest list."
(Y/N): "Well tell your bosses that you'd just kicked out some real bags of money, they might give you a light punishment like make you into a purse out of human skin that is actually bottomless or a lamp that can talk but feels constant pain."
Guy: *gulps in fear*"You two may go in."
(Y/N): "Thank you."*places a hand on the man's shoulder*"Keep up the good work and don't make you bosses angry, okay."*pats the man on the shoulder*
You and Diana then head to your seats and grab a number which is the number 91.
Seller: "Alright everyone, let's get to buying! Let's start with number 1."
You and Diana see two people carrying in a coffin with a Doctor Wondertainment logo on it.
(Y/N): "Hmm."
Seller: "From the child wonder of the toymaker Dr. Wondertainment we have Mr. Life and Mr. Death, a being that can live through life and death with a turn of a key!"
Diana: "What is the Mr. Life and Mr. Death?"
(Y/N): "Must be the guy in the coffin."
Diana: "What's Dr. Wondertainment?"
(Y/N): "SCP-001 or at least one of them, anyways Dr. Wondertainment is a toymaker that makes toys with special abilities, for example Robo-Dude has a lot of accessories including a real flamethrower, paper that can be the real thing like if you make a knife origami then it is a knife and can be used like an actual knife.
Diana: "Amazing, what is SCP-001?"
(Y/N): "I'll talk about it later."
Seller: "Starting at $300."*sees sign 40*"500, anyone has 500?"*sees number 51*"700, anyone has 700!"
(Y/N): *holds up your number*"1 million dollars!"
Seller: "I have 1 million, going once, twice, and sold to the Jetsons."
(Y/N): "Thanks, you are so kind."
Later, you and Diana were carrying the coffin into the Supernatural Tank and you opened it up to reveal an old man.
Karen: "Ah! Dead body!"
You then pull the body out of the coffin and see a metal key hole on the back between the shoulder blades and grab the key in the coffin and put the key in the keyhole and you see the old man revert back to a baby and it starts crying.
(Y/N): "Well I'll be damned, Mr. Life and Mr. Death. It's one thing to make a halloween decoration that is a living headless guy, but this is something else."
Zee: "Aww it's so cute."*sees Mr. Life and Mr. Death's body grow a little after one minute*"Uh did he just grow up?"
Mr. Life and Mr. Death: *cries in pain*
(Y/N): "Well my guess is that he might kick the bucket in 75 minutes, after a minute he grows older and it looks like his bones are growing too fast for his body to handle."
After 10 minutes we see Mr. Life and Mr. Death grows to a 10 year old kid.
Zee: "Okay so what do we do? How can we stop it?"
(Y/N): "Nothing, just let him spend his last minutes talking to us."*to Mr. Life and Mr. Death*"Hey pal, got anything to say?"
Mr. Life and Mr. Death: "Well first of all, this hurts like heck."
(Y/N): "Okay then, hey know someone named Mr. Fish, you'll like him.
Mr. Life and Mr. Death: "Hmm is he a little mister like me?"
(Y/N): "Yep and we're gonna take you to him, Cindy, get us to the Foundation."
Cindy then heads to the driver's seat and starts driving to Site-19 where Mr. Fish is as you and the others see Mr. Life and Mr. Death at age 38. Zee then sees a tattoo on Mr. Life and Mr. Death's right calf and reads it.
Zee: "Mr. Life and Mr. Death, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment."*to Mr. Life and Mr. Death*"Why do you have a tattoo like this?"
Mr. Life and Mr. Death: "It's my label."
(Y/N): "All Little Misters have those. Each one is marked with the same tattoo, but different name."
Zee: "Okay I see."
You and the others arrive at Site-19 and we see Mr. Life and Mr. Death in his coffin at 74 years old.
Mr. Life and Mr. Death: "1 minute to death."
Jessica: "Should- should we set up a funeral? I-I feel like we should."
(Y/N): "He's alive for 75 minutes for living life and death, he can get back on his feet when you just turn the key."
Mr. Life and Mr. Death: "Yes, I may die, but I'm not truly de-"*dies the final minute passes for him*
(Y/N): "He's fine, he's designed to do that."
Jessica: "Still though, shouldn't we say something on his behalf?"
(Y/N): "Uh....he was a great man for 75 minutes of his life, amen."
Jessica: *while crying*"What a brave man!"
You then close the coffin and then pick it up and carry it on your shoulder and you turn to the superhero girls.
(Y/N): "Stay here, I'll bring in the coffin to my employer, and someone get Jess to stop crying."
Kara: "On it"
You then step out of the Supernatural Tank and you see Dr. Bright and some MTF soldiers with him.
(Y/N): "Dr. Jack Bright."
Dr. Bright: "(Y/N) Huntsmen, you got the Little Mister?"
(Y/N): "Yep, he's in the coffin."*places the coffin on the ground*"
Dr. Bright: "Excellent, take him away boys."
The MTF soldiers then take the coffin into Site-19 as you head back into the Supernatural Tank. You then see Jessica who was still crying apparently.
(Y/N): "Um....Is she okay?"
Jessica: *while crying*"Why do good people die!"
(Y/N): "Jess, how can I put this lightly? HE'S A TOY! HE'S AN ACTION FIGURE! HE'S A CHILD'S PLAY THING! He's supposed to do that."
Jessica: *cries some more tears*"Still though!"
(Y/N): "He's a toy Jess, and I know he's a real person with feelings but that's his play feature, once you turn that key he's back on his feet for 75 minutes of the day."
Biggie: "Hey boss, we got a report of a monster in a swamp nearby, we should check it out."
(Y/N): "Alright let's get moving."*to the superhero girls*"You girls are coming with us."
Next: Chapter 2: SCP-811 "Swamp Woman"
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