You were in the infirmary and your arm was raised in a sling as you lay on a bed, you were hoping for the best and praying it wasn't anything severe.

"Are you sure you're okay?." Terry asked you. "It looks really..."

"Bad." Falcon finished his thought. "Like, really bad."

"Thanks, Falcon, just what I needed to hear." You rolled your eyes. "I just hope it's nothing too bad, I want to kick Kazuya's ass from here to the place we go buy booze."

That's when the door swung open and Daisy came sprinting inside, followed by Pyra and Mythra who tried to restrain her.

"DASIY NO!." Pyra shouted at the flower princess who started thrashing around. "STOP IT!-"

"I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE!!!." Daisy shouted, trying to get free from her grasp. "LET ME SPEAK WITH HIM!!!."

"Wow, I've never seen Daisy act like this before." Terry looked at her, shocked. "Even when Luigi got hurt-"

"Pfft, Luigi got sent here once because he tripped on a pencil." Falcon rolled his eyes. "I wouldn't be surprised if his jaw is made of glass-"

"Hey!." Luigi frowned at Falcon, then tried to keep Daisy back. "Daisy, I'm sure Y/n just wants to rest, and you-a-already apologized to him-"

"I HAVEN'T APOLOGIZED ENOUGH!." Daisy shouted and tried to break free from Mythra and Pyra who started dragging her out of the room. "NO-STOP-LET ME GO!!!-"

As the flower princess was dragged out of the room, another door opened and Dr. Mario walked in, holding a clipboard.

"Okay, Mr. L/n." He looked at you and then back at the clipboard in his hands. " I just ran a few X-rays on your arm."

"Don't sugarcoat it, doctor, just give it to me straight." You looked at him. "How bad is it?."

Dr. Mario said nothing and handed you an image of the X-ray.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to fight anytime soon..." Dr. Mario looked down, then smiled. "But, there is some good news..."

"What's that?." You asked, curiously.

"Master Hand has given you free access to the pools, spa, movie theatre, and bar areas for as long as you cannot compete!." Dr. Mario read what was written on the clipboard. "He wishes you well and wants you to recover as fast as possible, he's also having Kazuya clean the entire mansion every night until you're fully recovered as a punishment."

You, Terry, and Captain Falcon looked shocked upon hearing that news before you started smiling like a kid on Christmas morning.

"That's amazing!." You smiled. "Tell him I said thank you!."

"Wait, all we gotta do to get free stuff around here is to injure ourselves?." Falcon's eyes widened, and then he slowly looked at his leg and the heavy bookshelf in the corner of the room.

"Poyo?." Kirby looked at Dr. Mario, he was resting on the bed across from you, however, his whole body was only on the pillow, he had a tiny bandaid on his head.

"Yes, Kirby." Dr. Mario chuckled. "Master Hand has given you the same treatment."

"Poyo :D!." Kirby jumped up and down excitedly, a big smile on his face.

Timeskip...

It was late the sun had already set and the lights were on inside the mansion, and you, not wanting to deal with any of the annual nightly chaos while injured, took advantage of your new perks and were relaxing by the outdoor pool area, laying on a pool chair and enjoying a refreshing drink from the tiki bar.

"I could get used to this feeling." You smiled. "Nice weather, cool drinks, and the best part, nobody's trying to kill each other around this area."

You then heard the gate open, it seemed someone else would be joining you, to your surprise, it was Princess Peach, she placed her towel over on a different lounge chair closer to the tiki bar before adjusting her shades.

When she noticed you, she smiled and gave you a little wave.

"Hello, Y/n!." She smiled cheerfully. "How's your arm?."

"Princess." You raised your glass to her. "It's fractured so I won't be able to fight...but...free stuff is free stuff, I'll take it!."

You couldn't help but not stare at her figure, despite your best attempts to avoid staring, when she noticed this she smiled.

"I-I'm sorry." you looked down, ashamed before sipping your drink.

"Oh don't be, you can look all you want!." She quickly shook her head, giving you a little wink. "I don't mind if it's you looking."

Hearing this, you nearly spat out your drink as you looked at her, shocked that she was okay with you checking her out.

"What?." You stuttered as she sauntered over to you, swaying her hips back and forth with a smile.

"So, do you like my new bikini?." She giggled as she walked over to you. "You can feel it if you want, hun-"

"Peach, stop..." You put a hand up to her. "Even though there's a little part of me that wants to, I'm not going to do it-"

"Aww, but why not?." She frowned, leaning closely to your face. "We could have so much fun-"

"I'm not gonna ruin my friendship with Mario because you want me to have fun with you!." You got up from your chair. "He's one of the nicest people here, if not, the nicest and you are going behind his back!?-"

"Y/n, listen-" She adjusted her glasses with a frown. "Mario is nice, yes, but...well...we've been...it's complicated-"

"Complicated!?." You shouted. "Peach, I've got a handful of friends I'd trust with my life, Mario is one of them!." 

You couldn't believe what the Mushroom Kingdom princess was saying, she and Mario always had a healthy relationship, and now she wants you to mess with her behind his back?.

"He took time out of his day to sit down with me for lunch and got me food and drinks because he didn't want me using my injured arm, he also made sure Kazuya didn't get anywhere near me and protected me all damn day, princess!."

"Y/n, listen to me-" Peach frowned, lightly holding onto your good arm. "Please, just listen-"

"I'm not going behind his back, Peach!-" You spoke again before she covered your mouth with her hand.

"JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND!!!." She shouted at you, this made you pause...she's never shouted at anyone, even when they were making her upset, something wasn't right. "S-S-Sorry!."

She looked down and stayed silent for a few seconds before...you heard her sniffle.

"Peach?." You looked at her, concerned. "Are you okay?-"

"No!." She sniffled again, trying to keep herself together. "Mario and I, we...we're thinking about breaking up!..."

Your jaw hit the floor, out of all the couples you've seen for the few days you've been here, you would've never expected those two to break up.

"Why?." You asked, your voice filled with more concern. "Did something happen?."

"We've slowly started drifting apart from each other..." The princess frowned as she looked back up at you. "I'm grateful for him, I am, he's saved me more times than I can count but it seems the two of us are being drawn towards other people now..."

Her eyes watered as she slowly sipped her drink.

"Mario's starting to become drawn to Pauline again...and I..." Peach took another swing of her drink before looking at you. "I...I...I'm drawn to you..."

Your face said it all, completely speechless, you couldn't even move as the glass slipped out of your hand and shattered on the floor beside you, but you kept looking at the princess.

"You're younger than Mario is, you're stronger than he is...you're better looking than he is, and he's handsome..." She looked right into your eyes. "But ever since you arrived, I couldn't stop looking over at you, it's like you are some type of magnet that I'm attracted to..."

She slowly put a hand on your cheek.

"I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable." She stroked your cheek gently. "I just needed to tell you this and get it off my chest...you understand, right?."

You were trying to understand the situation, but couldn't grasp it...Mario and Peach were always so lovey-dovey together, the two were inseparable...at least that's what you thought until now...but you nodded anyway.

She gave you a light smile and continued to stroke your cheek.

"Thank you Y/n." She beamed. "You're a great person."

Without warning, Peach leaned in and gave you a light kiss, leaving her pink lipstick on your cheek as a thank you.

She pulled back and let out a little giggle at your now-flushed state of shock before slowly trailing her index finger across your lip.

"Seems Wii Fit and Samus were right." She eyed you up and down. "You are a sight to behold."

With that, the princess started to walk away from you, as you put your hand to your cheek, still in shock at everything that occurred.

"Peach, wait." You called out to her, making the princess turn around. "Do you want a drink, like, as a sort of friendly gesture type of way?."

She gave you a soft smile and walked back over to you.

"Well, aren't you a sweetheart, Y/n." She giggled. "Sure, I'd love for you to get me a drink."

Timeskip...

You were sitting at the tiki bar, enjoying another drink, when you heard the sound of someone else approaching the bar.

"Hey, Y/n." You heard the voice of Samus as she walked up to the bar area. "Mind if I join you?."

You turn your head to look at her with a smile, Samus has become a good friend of yours as well, and you've become one of hers, in her small circle at least...she doesn't like many of the fighters as she finds most of them annoying, but you were one of her few exceptions.

"I don't mind at all, Sammy." You sipped your drink as she sat down in the seat next to you, giving you a good look at her curves, it's clear her two-piece bikini was revealing and leaving very little to the imagination. "Lookin' good!."

"Thanks..." She looked away for a moment before looking back at you with a small smirk. "You're good-looking as well..."

You then waived Charles over and he poured you a shot and slid it over to you, which you drank.

"You want a drink or two?." You looked over at her. "I know you like to drink."

"Now and again, yeah." She nodded. "And sure, I'll take you up on your offer."

Charles poured the bounty hunter the same drink he gave you and she raised her glass to you before downing it.

"Thanks, I needed that." She gave you a smirk. "After dealing with everyone's shit today, I just need some peace."

"Well, Miss Aran." You smiled as you signaled to Charles who quickly poured two more drinks and slid them over to you. "I guess you can call me "The Peacemaker" for the evening."

Samus playfully rolled her eyes, however a smirk was still present as she took one of the shots.

"And how long have you had that one brewing for?." She asked, putting her hand under her chin. "Days, weeks, even months?."

"Just thought of it." You smirked as you downed the next shot. "You like it?."

"Not really, but it's better than most of the shit the rest of the guys come up with." She downed her second shot and looked at you with a playful grin. "Peacemaker...unbelievable"

You snickered at your nickname before you thought of an idea.

"Hey, you wanna have a drinking contest?." You asked her, giving her a little nudge, this made her set down her glass and look at you with a blank expression.

"Are you serious?." She spoke in disbelief. "You want to have a drinking contest?."

"Why not?." You shrugged. "Come on, Sammy, you need to loosen up."

"I'm just fine, thank you." She gave you a slight glare, however you could see her thinking about it before she shook her head. "No, I'm good, Y/n."

"Come on." You nudged her. "You need to stop being so uptight all the time, have a little fun for once, you know?."

"I'm good Y/n." She gave you a now cold and serious look. "I don't want to have a drinking contest."

You frowned at her, then, a smile came to your face.

"Okay, I see how it is, Samus." You get up from the tiki bar. "You're afraid you'll lose to the new guy."

"What did you just say?." She looked over at you, her voice indicating a hint of coldness.

"Oh nothing, just the fact you are scared that you'll lose to me." You taunted her. "I mean, I can't say I blame you, the strong, and sexy bounty hunter losing to the new guy-"

"Sexy?." Samus raised an eyebrow at your remark and you, now realizing what you just said, slowly started turning red. "Hmm, you know what?."

She then looked at Charles and set up several empty shot glasses.

"I'll play with you Y/n, after all, it's nice to loosen up." She smirked at you, using your own words against you. "Come on, let's see if you can back up that big mouth of yours."

"Samus, I was just kidding-" You stumbled over your words, knowing you couldn't hold your liquor well. "You don't have to do it if you don't want to-"

"Oh, but now I want to, Y/n." She walked over to you and pulled you back to the tiki bar. "And just to make this more fun, let's place some wagers..."

"Okay, um, cool..." You nodded as you looked at the drinks in front of you. "If I win...You and Wii Fit have to push our workout session time back from two in the morning, say, like in the afternoon."

Samus nodded and thought for a moment then smiled at you.

"Fair enough." She fixed her bikini top. "And if I win..."

She leaned in close to you, breathing right into your ear.

"You're mine..."

You're eyes widened as you heard those words leave her lips with a sudden sultry voice.

"What do you mean by that?." You looked at her, concerned.

"Oh, you know well what I mean, Y/n." She smirked at you and downed her first shot easily. "Your turn."

You drank your first shot and immediately realized this was a big mistake, thanks to the previous drinks you've already consumed by yourself, with Peach, and the two earlier shots with Samus, you could feel yourself getting a little fruity.

"Samus, you know I was only trying to light you up, right?." You looked at her. "I didn't mean any of that stuff-"

Your jaw dropped as you saw the bounty hunter down four shots in rapid succession, looking back at you, not even fazed.

"Oh, I know that, Y/n." She crossed one leg over the other. "But now, I'm having a lot of fun, and you've got four shots to drink up."

She gestured to four shots in front of you and you slowly drank each shot, one at a time at a slow pace, feeling the effects of the alcohol starting to hit you like a punch to the face.

"How are you feeling?." Samus smirked, seeing you struggling. "Are you regretting your words now?."

"Yes." You slowly nodded before you saw her down six shots with ease, not slowing down for even a second. "H-H-How?-"

"I've had my fair share of alcohol, Y/n, what do you think I do while I hunt for criminals besides working out?." She smiled as she pushed six-shot glasses towards you, all filled to the brim. "Go on, drink up."

You looked at her, then back at the glasses, back to her, and finally back to the glasses again...it was at that moment you knew...you were screwed.

"Samus..." You looked at her. "I-I concede, okay, you win."

You put a hand out for her to shake.

"I-I'm yours, wh-whatever that means." You stuttered. "You made your point, I'm sorry for challenging you, alright?-"

"Oh no, no, no, no, Y/n." She smiled and got up from her stool, rocking her hips back and forth for you. "I'm enjoying this a lot."

She then leaned right up to you, staring right into your eyes.

"But, I want a decisive victory..." She took one of the shot glasses and held it to your lips. "So, keep drinking..."

She was getting joy, seeing you drink the six shots as she practically poured them into your mouth, it was clear from the look on your face that you were now completely out of it.

"How are you feeling, Y/n?." Samus grinned. "Kinda loopy?."

"I-I-I feel like I made a mistake." You struggled to speak as your words were slurred, this made her let out a tiny chuckle.

"Well, that's because you did just that?..." She then stood up and lifted your chin up so you were now looking right into her eyes. "And now, Y/n..."

She leaned right up to your face, giving you a wicked grin.

"You're mine..." She whispered with the most sensual voice you've ever heard before she gently pulled you off your stool and took your hand in hers. "I know I nice place where the two of us can relax..."

She began to lead you away before being stopped by Charles, who looked over at you.

"Mr. L/n." The butler took your hand you felt him place something in it, he then gave Samus a nod and walked away. "Enjoy your evening."

You looked down at your hand and while seeing double of everything, the word "Trojan" was clear as day.

You couldn't even say anything as the bounty hunter led you away from the tiki bar, however, your gaze was entirely focused on her ass as she walked you over to the lounge chairs, you could see that Charles was locking up the gate, and putting a closed sign up by the entrance, making sure nobody would disturb you.

Timeskip...

You were covered in sweat as you were lying on one of the pool chairs, panting rapidly, you had just spent nine hours (three hours for each round) having the time of your life, so you were pretty much glued to the pool chair...

"Did you have fun, Y/n?." Samus asked you, to which you weakly nodded. "Good, because you were very satisfying..."

The way she said satisfying made you shive a bit, making her smirk.

"You still drunk?." She asked, to which you shook your head no. "Hungover?."

You nodded, feeling a massive hangover,  you remember that hangovers normally start six to eight hours after drinking, after an officer told you at a bar, and now that nine hours have passed...your head was pounding like it was going to explode.

"You want some water, hun?." Samus asked to which you nodded weakly, she walked over to the bar and filled up a glass of water, handing it to you. "Here."

You start chugging the water, wanting to get rid of the hangover as soon as possible.

"Easy there, handsome." She smirked, rubbing your arm. "It'll go away over time, mine already came and gone, you have to wait."

"mmmmmmmm..." You weakly groaned in response to her as you buried your head into her chest.

"Hey now, what are you doing?." Her eyes widened before she slowly started rubbing the back of your head. "Y/n, get out of there-"

You shook your head no, not wanting to remove your head from her soft chest, it felt much more comfortable than laying on the pool chairs.

Suddenly, the gate opened and Samus turned her head to see who had walked into the pool area, she smiled when she saw it was Wii Fit, who looked very surprised at what she saw.

"Um, Samus?." She looked at her friend and then at you. "Is that Y/n?."

"Yeah, it is." The bounty hunter chuckled. "We had a drinking contest, and I won."

She smiled proudly and then kissed your forehead.

"Isn't that right, Y/n?."

"mmmmmmmmmmm..." You weakly groaned again.

"I was looking all over for you two." Wii Fit sighed. "You both missed today's workout."

"Oh, I don't think Y/n will be working out today after the night we had." Samus looked back at you with a grin. 

"Mmmmmmmm..." You groaned again in agreement.

"Wait." Wii Fit's eyes widened with shock. "Did you two have se-"

"Shhh!." Samus quickly shushed her, looking around the pool area frantically. "Keep your voice down, the last thing I want is for this to spread like wildfire, Y/n's friends will never shut up about it!."

She then looked down at you again, still rubbing your head.

"And I think he's trying to sleep off his hangover."

"Ah, I see." Wii Fit then looked at you. "So, Y/n, how was it?."

You weakly gave her a thumbs-up, which made both females giggle.

"So, when will I get my turn with him?." The fitness trainer looked back at Samus.

"I thought you were with Mac." Samus raised an eyebrow at her.

"N-No!." Wii Fit quickly blushed. "I-I-he-well-we're just good friends, we train together a lot, that's all!."

"Yeah, in more ways than one." Samus rolled her eyes and then looked at you. "Can you believe some people?."

"Mmhmmm..." You nodded.

"Shut up, Y/n!." Wii Fit blushed harder after hearing you agree with Samus. "You're only agreeing with her because you two just made love!!!-"

"WHAT!?." You all heard several voices shout from afar, Wii Fit turned her head, Samus' eyes widened while you...continued to have your head buried in her chest.

Several people came over and the bounty hunter quickly put her bikini top back on, trapping your head in between her chest, however, you didn't mind it.

"Samus!?." Ken ran over. "You did what!?."

"Who is that!?." Ryu gestured to you, not being able to see your face.

"Holy shit!." Falcon swore. "Who was able to tame you of all people!?."

"Shut up!." Samus shouted, her face now red from embarrassment.

"Wait, is that Y/n!?." Terry's eyes widened, then smiled. "Dude, you did it, with her of all people!?."

"Y/n!?." Peach and Mythra shouted, looking at you with shocked faces and then at Samus...with jealousy.

"Aww, come on, how come the new guy gets her, It should've been me!-" Sonic crossed his arms angrily before Mario punched him in the gut, making him drop to one knee. "Hey, watch it, plumber boy!-"

"You watch your mouth, hedgehog." Mario looked down at him. "Before I-a-make, you go for a swimming lesson!."

"Well, I'll be damned," Snake smirked as he smoked his cigarette. "Seems the new kid's got my respect already-"

"Shut up, all of you!." Samus huffed, crossing her arms over her chest, accidentally nearly suffocating you. "Sorry!!!-"

Timeskip...

You, now free from the chest of Samus, were back in the mansion, your head down on the table as some of your friends were talking about the newest "couple"

"You know, Y/n, I knew you had some sort of game." Falcon smirked. "But messing around with Samus Aran herself, and you've only been here for a week and a half, dude, you just shot way up on my "cool dudes" list!."

He then leaned back in his chair.

"Of course, I'm at the top of it, but you're now a close second!."

"Yeah, man!." Terry slapped you on the back. "How the hell did you pull that off!?."

"Mmmmmmm!." You let out a pained groan, still feeling the effects of your hangover.

"Guys, give him a break." Mario walked over to your chair and placed a glass of water and a juicy-looking steak in front of you. "Here, I-a-got you something to eat."

You smiled at him as you took the water and began to sip it, not even trying to touch the steak.

"You gonna eat that, dude?." Falcon looked at you. "If you don't want it, just say so, I'll take it off your hands."

You sighed as you weakly pushed the plate over to Falcon who patted you on the back.

"My man, you are a legend!." The racer picked up his knife and forked ready to dig into the steak...before he could take a bite, the steak and the plate were inhaled by Kirby, who was sitting at the end of the table. "Hey!!!."

Falcon tossed his silverware down and got up from his chair, trying to grab Kirby but Terry and Snake sat him down in his chair.

"Let me at him, I swear, I will falcon kick him into space!." Falcon shouted as Kirby whimpered slightly, sprinting across the table and getting behind you, shaking a little.

"Poyo, poyo!." Kirby cried, holding onto your shoulders, you sighed and gently patted him, which calmed him down. 

"Poyo :D!" Kirby wrapped his little numb things around your neck, hugging you. "Poyo, poyo!."

The doors opened and Kazuya walked in, wearing a humiliating maid outfit as he started sweeping the floors, this made everyone laugh, including yourself, even if it was a tiny one.

"You dare mock me!?." He yelled at everyone. "I am the great Kazuya Mishima, owner of the Mishima Zaibatsu, I am the greatest warrior alive!-"

"And yet here you are, sweeping floors like a French maid" Snake wiped a tear from his eye. "Speaking of which, that's a great look on you!."

"Someone get a picture of that!." Fox McLoud laughed as Kazuya snapped his broom in half over his leg. "Hey, if you didn't attack Y/n and Kirby then you wouldn't be wearing that costume-"

"It's not my fault this weakling too fragile!." Kazuya stormed right up to you, your head was still on the table. "He can't even look up at me like a man-"

"Yeah, because he just got done having the best time of his life!." Falcon nudged you. "I'd like to see you try and pull someone like Samus-"

Across the room, Samus looked down, embarrassed again, as the other females wanted to know the details of your night with her, Peach and Mythra were glaring at her with jealous looks.

"Pfft, Samus don't even know what a real man is!." Kazuya smirked. "She's half human and half whatever ugly creature adopted her after her parents were killed!-"

Suddenly, an orange whip wrapped around his neck and yanked him backward, sending him tumbling onto the female's table, Samus had used her plasma whip and if looks could kill, he was already dead.

"Ooooh!." Falcon slowly took out his phone. "I gotta record this ass-whooping!."

Samus gripped the Tekken fighter by the hair and dragged him down the halls into another room, a few seconds later, Kazuya was heard screaming for his life as several things were heard being broken, slammed, cut, damaged, destroyed, shattered, and every other word in between.

"...Should we go and check on them?..." Mario looked concerned.

"Oh, I gotta get this!." Falcon ran into the halls with this phone...then stopped and stood still as a statue as Samus came back into the room with many stains of blood on her zero suit, she slowly walked over to you, seeing as you were still suffering from your hangover and patted your back gently as she sat down at the table with the rest of the females...who slowly scooted away from her.

"Well, she's a keeper." Snake nudged you as he smoked his cigarette.

Dr. Mario grabbed his first aid kid and went to run over to Kazuya before being stopped by Charles.

"Don't, if you heal him, he won't learn anything from it."

Timeskip...

Everyone was now hanging out at the pool area, a lot of people were relaxing and hanging with their friends, you were resting on a lounge chair, tired and not feeling like getting into the water...you even had on a shirt and a pair and shorts instead of your swim trunks.

"Yo, Y/n." Terry nudged you. "You okay, man?."

"Yeah, Terry..." You groaned, rubbing your eyes. "I just hope this doesn't end up in chaos, I just want one party to have some peace!."

"I understand, man." He patted your shoulder. "You want a drink or something?-"

"After what happened earlier, the last thing I want is a drink." You leaned back in your chair. "Thanks for the offer though."

"No problem man, just let me know if you change your mind." He tipped his cap to you and walked back over to the rest of your friends, who were having a drinking contest of their own...as you were watching Falcon start to get ripped, you felt a hand on your shoulder.

"Hey, handsome." Mythra smiled at you, you could tell she's had a few drinks already. "How's my favorite man doing, hmm?."

"Mythra, please leave me alone." You groaned. "I'm not feeling well-"

"Oh well then please." She sipped her drink and set the glass down before straddling you. "Allow me to make you feel-urp-better!." 

She let out a drunken giggle as she began playing with your hair.

"Mythra..." You looked at her. "Stop..."

"Ooh, playing hard to get, eh?." She put a hand on your cheek. "T-that's okie doki, dear, I-I can work with that..."

She leaned in to kiss you but you put your hand up, stopping her.

"Mythra, I mean in." You whispered in a low tone. "Stop it..."

"Hehehehehe." She laughed. "You're so funny, Y/n, come on, gimmie kiss-"

She leaned in again but you got off the chair.

"Hey!." She shouted, grabbing your good arm. "Where do ya tink yer goin'?"

"Back to my room, where I won't be disturbed." You yanked your hand away from her and turned around, bumping into someone and making their drink spill, of course, it was the resident drinker...

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!." Lucina swirled around, noticing it was you, she got even more angry. "OH IT'S YOU AGAIN, ASSHOLE, NOW I THINK YOU'RE DOING THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE!-"

"Lucina, I'm not doing this on purpose." You sighed, rubbing your temples. "Look, I'll get you another drink, alright?-"

"THAT'S NOT GONNA CUT IT, DIPSHIT!." She shouted at you. "THAT'S TWICE YOU'VE DONE THIS, WHAT, DO YOU GET OFF ON MAKING ME ANGRY!?."

"No, Lucina!." You took her hand. "Come on, I'll get you another drink-"

"GET YER FUCKIN' HANDS OFF ME, CREEPO!." She shoved you away, sending you into Mythra, making you both fall onto the chair. "I'M TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM CUTTING YER GODDAMN HEAD OFF!-"

"LUCINA!." Chrom shouted with an authoritative voice. "STOP SHOUTING THIS INSTANT!-"

"OH, SHUT THE FUCK UP FATHER!." She snaped at her own father, which made some people start looking over now...Chrom said nothing...but there was a fire burning in his eyes. "WUT-YOU GONNA GROUND ME LIKE I'M FUCKIN' FOUR YEARS OLD-I'M AN ADULT, I CAN MAKE MY OWN CHOICES AND FORGE MY OWN DESTINY!-"

"That's enough, Lucina!." Chrome spoke once again in a low tone. "You will treat your fellow fighters with respect, cease your foul language, and purge your drinking habit!-"

"MAKE ME, YE FUCKIN' BITC-" Lucina shoved her father before Chrom responded by grabbing her hair and pulling her out of the pool area. "GET OFF ME, DAD, LET GO, GET OFF ME!-"

You got up again and Mythra smiled at you.

"Aww come on, don't get up." She frowned. "You can sleep on my chest if you want-"

"I'd rather sleep in a bed, Mythra." You rubbed your eyes and walked away from her, however, she didn't let you go so easily as she held onto your leg.

"Come on, please, we can talk about this!!!." She held onto your right leg as tight as she could. "Are you still mad about me handcuffing you to my bed!!?-"

Hearing that, everyone turned to look at the two of you....the music stopped playing and even Charles stopped pouring drinks from everyone, looking over as well.

"Is that it, Y/n!?." She shouted. "Is that why you won't let me have fun with you-huh-is that it!?-"

"Mythra-" You gritted your teeth, wanting to shout but you bit your tongue.

"What, do ye just not like meh, do you find that bounty-hunting bimbo hotter than me!?." She shoved you down and glared at you. "Is that it!?."

"What did you just call me!?." Samus walked over, now looking pissed off. "Say that again, Mythra, say it to my face!-"

"Gladly!." Mythra glared at her. "You're some stupid bimbo that thinks she can take my man away from me, he's mine, you understand, he's mine!-"

"Like hell he is!." Samus snapped at her. "You just admitted you handcuffed him to your goddamn bed!-"

"First, he enjoyed it!." Mythra got right up in her face. "Second, you think just because you had fun with him makes him yours!?-"

"I never said that!." Samus now got in her face. "But it's clear that you think that way!."

"We didn't even have fun!." You spoke up. "She only handcuffed me to the bed and forced me to sleep with her, Pyra can confirm this-"

"Yep, it's true." Pyra nodded, sipping on her drink. "Can I get a refill please, Charles?."

"Okay, okay..." Peach got in between Mythra and Samus, trying to ease the tension. "Let's just all calm down, okay?-"

"Oh shut up, Peach!." Mythra glared at her now. "I saw you kissing Y/n before Samus got to him, what's up with that shit anyhow!?."

Hearing that information come to life, everyone's eyes widened, and looked at Peach.

"Well, um..." Peach looked around nervously. "You see..."

Peach's eyes wandered around, glancing at several faces...then...her eyes locked onto Mario's...

The plumber stood there, holding his drink, his mouth was agape. 

"Mario, I can explain-" The princess's voice was soft and quiet. "I-It was only one kiss-"

Mario slowly looked at her...then...his eyes wandered over to you.

Nobody moved, nor did anyone speak, it was so silent that you could hear a pin drop.

"Y/n..." Mario slowly walked over to you. "Is this true?..."

You looked over at Peach who looked like she was about to break down, you looked back at Mario and nodded slowly.

The plumber nodded, you could see a bit of sadness in his eyes.

"I see..." He looked back at Peach. "Peachy...I want an explanation, please..."

Peach's mouth opened...but nothing came out...

"Well...we've been talking about breaking up, remember?..." She asked him, her voice quivering. "You told me that you started seeing Pauline again-"

"...You thought I was seeing Pauline again?..." He looked at her, confused. "You mean that time I told you I was-a-seeing her in New Donk City because I was attending her wedding?..."

Hearing that, Peach's eyes widened.

"...Did you not listen to what I said?..." Mario's hand tightened around his drink. "...Or were you too drunk to understand what I told you that night?..."

Peach looked completely speechless.

"...Mario..." You spoke up. "...Look, she thought you were going to break up with her, she came to me and told me..."

You paused, seeing Peach looking at you with begging eyes.

"...She told you what, Y/n?..." Mario looked at you, wanting to know every word she told you last night. 

"Y/n, please don't-" Peach begged.

"SHUT UP, PEACH!." Mario shouted at her, this caught everyone by surprise...the nicest guy in the entire roster just shouted, at his girlfriend of all people...the plumber slowly looked back at you.

"Y/n, tell me." He looked you right in the eyes. "What did she say?."

"...She told me I'm younger, stronger...and better looking than you are..."  You frowned. "...But she also said that you were good looking and she's grateful for you-"

Mario put a hand in front of your face, stopping you from speaking...you could see a single tear roll down his as he slowly looked at Peach, who looked like she was a second away from crying herself.

With no words, the plumber walked past everyone and the entrance...not a single word was spoken...

"Mario?." Luigi ran after his brother, now seeming concerned for his well-being. "Mario!?."

Nobody else was speaking...for the first time...it was pure silence... quiet...just as you wished for...