Recap: Texas met the Queen, Queen Elizabeth, and a few other girls. he has been assigned a dorm.

Back to present

Location: Sakura Empire

Date: Error

Name: Kaga, Akagi

In the Sakura Empire, Akagi and Kaga can be seen walking up a flight of stairs.

Kaga: Dear sister, what will be our next move?

Akagi: If we can get Lady Nagato's approval, then we will attempt to kidnap 'Texas'.

Kaga: Understood, dear sister.

They reach the top and two girls that look alike are seen. A third sits near Nagato with her Katana.

Akagi and Kaga: *bows* Lady Nagato.

Nagato: I see you two have made it.

Akagi: Of course, Lady Nagato.

Nagato: I have heard about the encounter. Is this true, that there is a ship-boy?

Kaga: Hai, Lady Nagato.

Nagato: *nods*

Akagi: I have a request, Lady Nagato.

Nagato: What is your request, Akagi?

Akagi: Me and my dear sister, Kaga, want to launch a surprise attack on Azur Lane, doing so, we also want to kidnap this ship-boy named 'Texas'.

Lady Nagato thinks and then nods.

Nagato: *nods* You have my approval, Akagi, Kaga. The Crane sisters, Ayanami, Haruna, Kirishima, and Yukikaze-san will also join you two to distract the main force of Azur Lane.

Akagi: May our Iron Blood allies tag along as well, Lady Nagato?

Nagato: *nods* Yes, they may. You two are dismissed.

Akagi and Kaga: Understood, Lady Nagato. *bow(s), stand(s) up, and leave(s)*

Author: *double checking the script*....**nods**

Akagi and Kaga leave.

Kawakaze: A ship-boy? So it is true.

Nagato: Yes, it is, Kawakaze-san. If we can capture him and convince him to join us, then we will have an advantage over Azur Lane.

Meanwhile, at the Azur Lane base...

We can see Texas walking around the base.

Texas: *walking* Dad gum, this base sure is purty.

As he walks around, he bumps into someone.

Texas: *bumps into someone*

???: Gah!

Texas: My apologies partner. Are ya okay partner?

???: Y-Yeah. *rubs her head and looks up* Nani!?

Author: *facepalms* Ye be from der Eagle Union, stop sayin' "Nani!?" and say "What?!". Continue.

Texas extends his right arm out and she hesitantly accepts it. He hoists her back onto her feet.

???: T-Thanks.

Texas: No problem partner.

???: W-What is ya name?

Texas: U.S.S. Texas, hull number is BB-35, first of the New York-class. Call me Texas partner.

Cooper: I am Cooper, hull number is DD-695, call me Cooper.

Texas: Nice to meet ya partner.

Cooper: I have to go, see you later Texas.

Texas: Understood, see ya later partner.

Cooper walks away as Texas continues his walk. Texas holds his flagpole with his right hand as he walks around the base.

Meanwhile, just outside the Azur Lane base...

Kaga: Are you sure this will work, dear sister?

Akagi: Of course, dear sister.

Ayanami: Everyone is in position, Akagi-san.

Akagi: Good, just remember, we are only here for 'Texas', the ship-boy.

Ayanami: Hai.

Ayanami gets into position and waits for the signal to attack.

Akagi: Ready dear sister Kaga?

Kaga: Of course, dear sister Akagi.

They pull out several paper-planes and throw them into the air. Red and blue planes appear and begin to attack the base.

Kirishima: Fire!

Haruna: Hai!

**BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG**

**shells whistling**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS ECHOING**

The planes drop their bombs and begin to strafe the base.

**bombs whistling**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS ECHOING**

**AIR-RAID SIRENS SOUNDING**

Back in the base...

Texas: What in tarn nation is goin' on!?

A shell narrowly misses him.

Texas: !!! *dodges*

**SHELL WHISTLING BY**

**EXPLOSION**

Texas: Dad gum it!

He runs to the dock while dodging shells, bombs, and bullets. He reaches the dock.

Texas: U.S.S. Texas, BB-35, The Mighty T, engage! *jumps into the air*

Wisdom cubes appear and soon his rigging appears as well. With his 10 x 14 inch guns in his 5 turrets. He sails head on and launches a Kingfisher as he sails towards the Sakura task force.

Kirishima: Nani!?

Texas: Howdy! *fires his main batteries*

**10 x 14 inch guns firing**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Kirishima: GAHHH!

The shells hit home and hit Kirishima. The first salvo disables Kirishima's number 2 turret and a handful of secondary and AA batteries.

Kirishima: GRRRRRRRRRR!

Texas: Pitchin' such a hissy fit are ya?

Haruna: *fires her salvo behind Texas*

Texas: !!! *dodges*

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Then, the others come to help.

Cleveland: Fire!

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Haruna: Gahhh!

Cleveland: Sorry we're late Texas.

Texas: Chit-chat later! We got some Japs' to fight!

Javelin: Agreed.

Cleveland: Alright, lets do this!

Kirishima: We have to hold them off Nee-san.

Haruna: Hai!

Texas: Fire!

He releases a full broadside at Kirishima.

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS ECHOING**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Kirishima: GAHHHH!

The salvo knocks out her number 3 turret, more AA batteries, and more secondary batteries. Texas lets loose his secondary batteries as they send HE shells at the two battleships.

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Javelin: Take this! *launches her torpedoes*

Kirishima dodges a few but not all of the torpedoes.

**MULTIPLE TORPEDO EXPLOSIONS**

Kirishima: GAHHHHHHH!

Haruna: Enough! *fires her salvo*

Haruna lets loose multiple salvo's at Cleveland, Javelin, and Texas. They struggle to dodge from Haruna being at almost point-blank range.

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Haruna: Now!

Akagi and Kaga: Hai!

Multiple Sakura planes come out of the clouds and shoot down Texas's Kingfisher.

Texas: That was my Kingfisher ya dad gum vermont! Hold my beer Cleveland!

Author: You're welcome Lake. XD

Cleveland: What?

Texas: AA batteries engage!

The sky is then light up with Texas's AA and AAA batteries. They shoot down multiple Sakura aircraft.

**AA AND AAA FIRING**

**MULTIPLE PLANES BEING SHOT DOWN**

Haruna: H-How many AA and AAA batteries does he have!?!?!

Author: Z answer is YES! *dabs*

Javelin: Take this! *fires her guns and torpedoes at Kirishima*

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Kirishima: GAHHHHHHH! TAKE THIS! *fires a salvo from her remaining batteries*

Javelin: *gasps*

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Javelin: GAHHHHHHH!

Javelin is almost sunk but remains afloat, but she is dead in the water. She focuses fire in Kirishima as Kirishima reloads her main batteries.

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Texas: CLEVELAND FOCUS ON HARUNA! *shooting down multiple planes*

Texas shoots down so many planes that he soon finds himself dodging the planes he has shot down as they fall into the ocean.

**planes being shot down**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Water shoots upwards from the explosions of the shot down planes. Cleveland focuses fire on Haruna while Javelin unloads everything she has left at Kirishima.

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Akagi: Oh my, he appears to be a bit angry~

Texas: Ya ain't nothin' but corn fed!

Author: Corn fed is another Texas slang term. It means big in size.

Texas: *fires a salvo at Akagi* IMMA HAND Y'ALL YA HIND ENDS' AGAIN!

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Then, a flute is heard.

**flute playing**

Texas: Dad gum it!

Shoukaku: *playing her flute*

Zuikaku: Sorry we are late.

Multiple aircraft scream towards Texas. He loads AA shells and lets loose.

Texas: Fire everything!

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

**AA AND AAA BATTERIES FIRING**

**MULTIPLE AIRCRAFT BLOWING UP**

Javelin: *launches torpedoes*

**MULTIPLE TORPEDO EXPLOSIONS**

Kirishima: GAHHHHHHHHH! FIRE!

Javelin: That was my last salvo of torpedoes.

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

Javelin prepares for her death.

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Javelin: ......*slowly opens her eyes*

Kirishima: W-Who are you!?

Belfast: No one really, just a maid passing by.

Cleveland unleashes more torpedoes and fires her main batteries at Haruna.

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

**MULTIPLE TORPEDO EXPLOSIONS**

Haruna: GAHHHHH! FIRE!

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS ECHOING**

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Cleveland: GAHHHHHH!

Zuikaku attempts to attack Texas with her Katana.

Zuikaku: AHHHHHHH!

Texas: *blocks with his flagpole* I AIN'T LOSIN' TO SOMEONE THAT IS ALL HAT, NO CATTLE!

Author: All hat, no cattle means "Someone that speaks highly of themselves, but has nothin' to brag about". So yeah, Texas just roasted Zuikaku.

Texas: *kicks her away and fires a broadside*

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

Zuikaku: *gasps and blocks with her Katana*

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

She is hit by shrapnel, but no major damage was done.

Zuikaku: Grrrrr!

Texas: !!! *looks up*

Ayanami swings her sword down with force.

Texas: *blocks with his flagpole*

**TING**

Ayanami: *groans in determination*

Texas: HOW ABOUT NO PARTNER!?

He kicks Ayanami away and fires a salvo. But she blocks with her sword.

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Ayanami: Fear the devil! *attacks again*

Texas: No! YA WILL FEAR THE MIGHTY TEXAS! *grabs her throat, slams her to the ground, and throws her to Akagi*

Ayanami: GAHHH!

Akagi: *catches her*

Ayanami lands in Akagi's arms unconscious. Texas now focuses on Zuikaku who attacks yet again.

Zuikaku: DIE! *swings her Katana very fast*

Texas: *blocks constantly with his flagpole*

Texas kicks her back, but she attacks again.

Zuikaku: WHY WON'T YOU GIVE UP!?

Texas: BECAUSE YA DON'T MESS WITH THE MIGHTY T! *grabs her shirt*

Zuikaku: NANI!?!?!?!

Shoukaku: ZUIKAKU-NEE!!!!

Texas: LIGHTS OUT PARTNER! *head butts her as hard as possible*

The head butt knocks Zuikaku out clean.

Texas: *throws Zuikaku at Kaga* Y'ALL AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT CRITTERS IN A DAD GUM BARN!!!!

His voice is loud and full of anger.

???: My, what did you girls do to make him zis angry?

Shoukaku: Eugen be careful! He has crippled Kirishuma-san and knocked out Ayanami-san and Zuikaku-nee!

Prinz Eugen: My, you girls have definitely touched a nerve or two ja?

Belfast: *dodging shells* Hello again Eugen.

Prinz Eugen: My, if it isn't Belfast, head of z Royal navy's maids ja?

Texas's AA and AAA batteries are now reloaded as well as his secondary batteries.

Texas: WHO'M BE NEXT TO FACE THE MIGHTY T!?

???: *behind him* Me. **releases her torpedoes and fires her main guns**

The torpedoes land in the water and speed at Texas.

**MULTIPLE TORPEDO EXPLOSIONS**

Texas: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *looks at her with a death stare* YA DONE GOOFED UP! *fires a full broadside at her*

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS**

**MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS ECHOING**

Shoukaku: NIMI LOOK OUT!

Z-23: *gasps*

Author: It was at zis moment, zat Nimi knew, she f*cked up.

**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**

Z-23: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Z-23 is HEAVILY crippled, all but a single main batterty are knocked out, her torpedo tubes are destroyed, her AA batteries are no more, her radar is knocked out, her radio is also knocked out, and she is dead in the water.

Prinz Eugen: *speechless and in disbelief*

Texas: Ya be darn lucky to be alive partner! And I intend to keep in that way!

Z-23: *weakly* W-What z!?

Texas: *hits her on the back of her neck with his right hand*

Z-23: GAHH! *knocked out and unconscious*

Z-23 too falls to Texas. She collapses, Texas catches her and lays her on the water. Now he focuses his attention to the girls into of him.

Texas: I suggest y'all leave! Unless y'all another piece of me! *aims his main and secondary batteries at Akagi, Kaga, Shoukaku, and Prinz Eugen*

They all have fear and shock on their faces as they are motionless.

Texas: Y'all got 5 seconds to make up ya minds! 5..4..3..2..1!

Yukikaze: Enough! *hits Texas on the back of his neck, knocking him out*

Texas collapses as his rigging creates a large splash.

Yukikaze: *shakes the water off*

Shoukaku, Kaga, Akagi, and Prinz Eugen: Phew. *sighs of relief*

Akagi: *gives Shoukaku Ayanami* Lets go, we have what we came for now.

Akagi picks up Texas who is now unconscious as the order is now given to retreat.

Cleveland: They're retreating!

Haruna: *carries Kirishima away*

Javelin: T-Thank you Bel.

Belfast: No problem Javelin.

Enterprise: What happened?! I was fighting out mass produced ships!

Cleveland: The Sakura Empire attacked. Luckily, Texas crippled Kirishima, and knocked out Zuikaku, Ayanami, and Z-23.

Enterprise: Wait, where is he?!

Cleveland: !!!

They all look around and see that Texas is gone.

Javelin: Oh no, I think the Sakura Empire captured Texas!

Enterprise: This isn't good.

Meanwhile...

Prinz Eugen: My, he is very powerful. He knocked out Nimi, Ayanami, and Zuikaku rather quickly.

Kaga: Not just that, he also crippled Kirishima.

Shoukaku: I only have 13 planes left.

Kaga: I have 7 left.

Akagi: I don't have any left. He shot them all down.

Shoukaku: Zuikaku-nee only has 5 left.

Yukikaze: So he knocked out Ayanami-nee-san, Zuikaku-san, and Z-23, crippled Kirishuma, and shot down 325 planes, in a single battle?

They were all speechless from the amount of damage Texas had done in just a single battle, that lasted only an hour and a half.

Akagi: *looks at Texas*

Akagi's Thoughts: hehe, I will make you mine Texas~ Your firepower is just what we need for Project Oorochi~

Kaga: He only lost 1 Kingfisher and about 3/4th's of his ammunition. I didn't think he was this powerful.

Akagi: None of us did, dear sister. But we have what we came for. And a we also completed a side objective. Lady Nagato will be pleased.

Kaga: I think Yukikaze has earned herself a reward. She did knock Texas out and unconscious.

Akagi: Agreed dear sister.

Yukikaze: Lets return before Lady Nagato gets worried.

They sail back to the Sakura Empire.

(THIS IS THE END OF "TEXAS IS CAPTURED BY THE SAKURA EMPIRE". AS ALWAYS, HAVE A WONDERFUL AND SAFE DAY READERS.)