Time: ---
Location: Sakura Empire mainland
Name: USS Texas

Texas, who was knocked out while he defended the Azur Lane base, can be seen inside of a cell. After sometime, he finally regains consciousness.

Texas: *regains consciousness* Ngh! *sits up as he holds his head*

He looks around before realizing where he is...

Texas: (mind) Dad gum it! I outta be a P.O.W. now! 

Takao: *guarding the cell to make sure he doesn't escape*

Texas: *grunts* 

Takao: Good, you're awake. You will be brought in for questioning soon.

Texas: Y'all won't nuttin' from me, I'm tellin' y'all right now. 

Author: ("Nuttin' " is a fancy way of saying "Nothing".)

Takao: We'll see about that.

Texas: Yer darn right! 

Time flies before then, he is escorted to an interrogation room...

Atago: Sit.

Texas: *sits down, with hand cuffs on* 

Admiral Hipper: You will be questioned, you are expected to answer. If you don't, then we will have to-

Texas: What are y'all gonna do? Sumpin' with beating the livin' shit out of me?! Imma tell y'all this, yer not gonna get a thang from me! 

Author: ("Sumpin' " is a fancy way of saying "Something". "Thang" however, is just "thing".)

Admiral Hipper: Who said you could talk over me dummkopf?!

Texas: I fuckin' did, that outta be who! Enough chit-chat. 

Admiral Hipper: *growls*

Takao: What is your name?

Texas: USS Texas, aka, "The Might T".

Atago: USS?

Texas: United States Ship. 

Charles: (mind) Don't say too much or else they'll get even more suspicious.

Texas: (mind) Will do partner, will do... 

Atago: Okay?

Takao: Next question. What class of ship are you?

Texas: T̶e̶x̶a̶s̶-̶c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶   New York-class battleship. 

Author: (*wheeeze*)

Takao: ._.

Atago: Next question. What caliber of gun does your main armament consist of?

Texas: Ten x 14 inch guns in five x dual turrets.

Takao: (mind) Only 14 inch, yet he did so much damage! How?!

Atago: The next questions will be asked, and you need to answer.

Texas: (mind) No I don't because there sure ain't nuttin' that states that! *laughs*

Takao: Where is main Azur Lane fleet located?

Texas: That, I ain't sure of, cause they didn't tell meh nuttin'.

Takao: ...next question.

Atago: What percent of the Azur Lane fleet as a whole, was at your base?

Texas: *shrugs*

Takao: Answer damn it!

Texas: I did! With a dad gun shrug!

Takao: Answer with words, not body language.

Admiral Hipper: Who is your Commanding Officer?

Texas: Ain't got one, because I just arrived at the base two-three days go.

Atago: What is Azur Lane's next planned move, and when?

Texas: (mind): ...I just arrived there not even a week ago, why the fock would I know?!

Texas: .....

Atago: What is Azur Lane's next move? Are they planning to attack a certain faction, hmm~?

Texas: That I can't tell y'all, for one, simple, reason.

Admiral Hipper: Tell us dummkopf. We don't have all day to sit here.

Texas: Yer one to talk.

Admiral Hipper: Shut it and speak!

Texas: Already did! Blonde haired green pea eyed lookin' ass bitch!

*"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH" can be heard in the background*

Admiral Hipper: *massive tick mark* You little-

Texas: Yer the little varmint here! I'm a battleship, yer just a heavy cruiser!

Takao: Settle down!

Texas: *sighs* Look, as much as I wanna tell, I can't.

Atago: And what is the reason?

Texas: Because they didn't tell meh anythin'. I already said it multiple times. They didn't tell meh a dad gum thing about intel.

Atago: I see...understood. Take him back to his cell.

Takao: *nods as she escorts Texas back to his holding cell*

Admiral Hipper: *insane triggered noises*

Atago: *sweat drops as she leaves instantly*

The Azur Lane girls were already one step ahead. The Royal Maids were on their way to sneak in, gather information, and get Texas the hell out of there. Will they be successful, or will they too, become captives? Time will tell, as the clock begins to count down, ticking one second at a time.

(This is the end of; "QUESTIONIN' AIN'T GONNA WORK...". As always, have a wonderful day my friends.)