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"🅸'🅼 🆂🆃🅰🆁🆃🅸🅽🅶 🆃🅾 🆃🅷🅸🅽🅺 🆃🅷🅸🆂 🅸🆂 🅴🅻🅸'🆂 🆅🅴🆁🆂🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🆃🅷🅴 🅱🅰🅲🅷🅴🅻🅾🆁," 🅻🅸🆅 🆂🅰🅸🅳 🆂🅰🆁🅲🅰🆂🆃🅸🅲🅰🅻🅻🆈.

"What the f- the fluff?" Eli looked mortified.

Owen whipped his head towards Liv, "What?"

Aimee rolls her eyes and walk-slides onto the ice clumsily.

"You know, the Bachelor? He gets to choose from a group of people who he wants to marry?"

"What the [redacted]? If anything Aimee is the bachelorette. Owen, Jax, the walls, who else does she need?"

Aimee stumbles a bit and yelps as she crashes into the wall cause ~walmee~

Dudeman snickered. "Walls."

Owen skates over to Aimee, "You do seem to like the walls," He comments as stands beside her. 

"Hmm, you're right. Okay, Aimee's the bachelorette and you're Chris Harrison. It all makes sense now," Liv mused.

"Who the [redacted] is Chris Harrison?"

Vivian was grinning. "The host."

Aimee scowls at them all, "Ugh I hate this." she grumbles and tries to get away from the wall.

"Be careful, Owen is going to start trying to burn that wall."

Owen would have helped her up, but he was probably wondering how he could take her away from the wall without breaking her heart. Wallmee.

"Start already," Noah moaned. "And how do I skate in a fluffing wheelchair?"

Aimee moves away from the wall with very poor balance.

"Aww, Owen's definitely the one guy who actually acknowledges that the bachelorette is dating like 10 other people!" Liv squeals.

"Shut it," Owen growls at her.

"Go [redacted] yourself," he told Liv before gently taking Colen's hand and helping him onto the ice. "Now you do me a favour and..." His voice turned into whispers.

Liv grinned at Owen then said to him, "Don't worry, you still have hope." She skated farther onto the ice.

Tiny Colen just happened to be right by Aimee - and his big, round head was right under her elbow. He looked up at her with a little smile.

Aimee glances down at Colen and she couldn't help but smile, "Are you as annoying as your brother?" she asks still struggling to stand. 

"Nope!" Colen said cheerfully.

Colen leaned in and started whispering. "I rigged his tea with dark chocolate again!"

"Good." Aimee laughs a bit, almost stumbling again.

"Aimee- that demon kid is creepy," Owen whispers to Aimee. 

Liv watched the tiny childe talk to Aimee. He gave her the creeps, but he was like, 5 or something, so she didn't know why.

Colen stuck his lower lip out and crossed his arms.

Aimee rolls her eyes, "Aww leave the poor kid alone." she says.

"How the heck did he even get here?"

Aimee shrugs, "He skated over?"

Colen attempted to skate and almost fell on his face.

Dudeman groaned and skated over, trying to help him up.

Colen tried to pull Dudeman's pants down and Dudeman cursed, trying to skate away. This ended up with Colen being dragged by Dudeman's pants around the skating rink.

"I didn't see him skate over," Owen argued.

Colen giggled and lay on his belly, somehow not getting kicked in the face by Eli's skating feet.

Aimee stifles a giggle, "Hey Eli, you've got something hanging off of you!"

Liv just shook her head, "What a weird season of the Bachelorette."

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"🆂🅷🆄🆃 🆄🅿! 🅶🅾🅾🅳 🆃🅷🅸🅽🅶 🅸 🆆🅾🆁🅴 🆃🅸🅶🅷🆃 🅿🅰🅽🆃🆂 🆃🅾🅳🅰🆈 🅴🅻🅸 🅼🆄🆃🆃🅴🆁🅴🅳, 🆂🅺🅰🆃🅸🅽🅶 🅵🅰🆂🆃🅴🆁.

Colen started belly sliding. "LOOK IMMA PENGUIN-"

"YES! PENGUIN POWER!" Vivian yelled, obviously approving of this whole situation.

"The heck? I knew penguins were evil," And Owen proceeded to mutter about demon penguins and creepy little kids.

Aimee giggles a bit then says, "Are we going to play?" then she proceeded to stumble into Owen.

Colen rolled around on the ice. "Pengyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

"Hey, Aimee. I'm not a wall- its over there," Owen chuckles softly. 

"It's the [redacted] ice's fault!" she exclaims, standing back up and holding her hands out to catch herself. 

"Bad ice," Eli said dryly as he managed to shake the ~penguin~ off.

"Can we start now?" Liv said, skating in wide circles around everyone.

Owen for once agreed with Liv. 

"Yeah," DudeMan said.

He set up the net and tossed a shiny (and very heavy-looking) ball underneath it. "Dodgeball, I sure hope you morons know the rules."

Owen stared at the ball, "That doesn't look like a dodgeball-"

Aimee studies the ball and swallows nervously as she tries to back up, managing to stumble but catch herself.

"Shut up before we decide to use you as a dodgeball," Eli told Owen.

Jax skated up to Aimee, grinning. "How you doing?" He asked cheekily, knowing what the answer would be.

She smiles a bit, "Okay." she says stumbling a bit thanks to the ice and skates.

Owen glared. After the huge Aimen streak, Jax had to come and ruin it all. 

"We start in 3..." Dudeman said.

Aimee squeaks in ~unreadiness~ and tries to steady herself.

"Partners?" Owen asked Aimee at the last moment. 

She yelps in response as she stumbles yet again.

Owen catches her, "You really keep falling for me, don't you?"

Aimee scowls, "I can't even stand up straight," She complains, grumbling about stupid ice dodgeball.

"Well, I guess you're better at attracting guys than skating," Owen shrugs. 

Jax huffed and turned the other way, looking around for a partner.

She smirks slightly and looks around the room to see the game was gonna start and pales at the sight of the heavy looking ball.

Jax skated over to Owen and Aimee. "You know, you'd be able to move a lot easier if you bent your knees and did your skates up tighter," he observed.

Aimee cocks her head, "Really?" she asks and bent down to tie her skates tighter, mostly just landing on her butt.

Laughing, Jax crouched next the her and showed her how to tie them. "Yep. You really want to support your ankles."

"Looks like Jax's getting a rose tonight," Liv said in a sing-song voice. 

"Hey...wheres Evil Penguin Demon Child?" Owen frowned. 

Owen nervously looked around. Where the heck was the evil kid- 

Colen tugged on Owen's shirt from behind him. "Teammie matey!"

"[redacted]! I KNEW THE EVIL DEMON CHILD WOULD COME BACK" Owen shrieks. 

"Hi," Colen said, smiling.

Owen pulled away from Colen and skated to the ball, trying to pick it up...but, "[redacted] you can't even lift this thing up!" He complained. 

Colen kicked it. "OOOOOO, it roooolls!"

Owen cursed the demon child again. 

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🆂🅽🅸🅲🅺🅴🆁🅸🅽🅶 🅰🆃 🅰🅸🅼🅴🅴, 🅹🅰🆇 🅳🅴🅲🅸🅳🅴🅳 to use her to his advantage. He skated back over to her, helped her up, and then started skating backwards while pulling her along. She would be his human shield. And he'd get to be close to her. Really, it was a win-win situation.

Aimee managed to keep almost stumbling even while Jax was pulling her. She cursed the stupid ice and skates but offers Jax a smile.

"You're on opposite teams, lovebirds!" Tristan teased.

Jax grinned at her and continued skating in varying circles.

Aimee rolls her eyes at Tristan, she didn't care as long as she wasn't falling on her butt, especially cause then Eli would tease her endlessly about being [redacting] clumsy. 

Owen managed to kick the ball..at Jax. "[redacted]" He muttered, "Sorry,"

"'Sorry,' yeah right," Liv mumbled, though not quietly. She skated around everyone.

Colen kicked the ball harder as it rolled past him and it started going straight for 'Jaimee'.

Jax twirled them in a circle, narrowly missing the ball.  AImee let out a small shriek.

"I think Evil Penguin Demon Child is starting to grow on me," Owen called out.

"Stars, stop screaming, Aimee! The worst that happens is that you fall––and you've already done that like 10 times!" Liv complained.

Aimee rolls her eyes, she grumbles under her breath, not liking how clumsy she was on ice while everyone else was fine.

Jax smiled at her and said softly, "You'll get it. Just relax a little bit."

She nods, her shoulders still stiff but she took a breath and tries to relax.

"That's better," he nodded approvingly, skating backwards a little faster. "Now try taking little steps."

"Don't lift your knees so much," he instructed, not paying attention to where they were going at this point because he was focused on teaching. "It's like walking across a slippery floor in your socks."

"This is much harder than that!" she defends herself but does as he instructed.

Liv groaned, "You two are on different teams!"

"What she said," Andre agreed. 

"It's called respect and good sportsmanship," Jax informed Liv, still helping Aimee.

Aimee ignored the others and thought she had gotten it so she stupidly let go of his hands and promptly toppled into Eli. 

Jax smiled amusedly, holding out a hand to help her up.

She groans a bit and takes his hand.

He helped her up and teased, "Owen was right about you really not having a sense of balance."

"Oh shut up, it's the stupid ice." she says.

Eli cursed. "What the [redacted], man?"

Aimee rolls her eyes at Eli but then proceeds to stumble back into him and curses after yelping.

"AIMEE!" he screamed, trying to promptly shove her off of him. "Hang on to your boyfriend or something!"

Owen kicked the ball at Eli; Colen squeaked and tried to kick the ball back at Owen.

"Woah, I thought penguin boy was on team B?" Liv says,

"I am Team B! He was a meanie first!" Penguin Boy whined.

"Man, you're crap at skating," Eli grumbled, trying to skate away casually. "It's a good thing I'm not in the mood to check you against the boards."

Noah got hit by Adir's ball. "Hey, man, don't pick on me!" he groaned.

"Noah's eliminated," DM said, leaning against the boards casually.

Owen kicked the dodgeball "I'm calling this the Big Heavy Silver Ball Of Wrecking Jaimee, by the way-" at Liv. 

 Of course, Liv had to be a hypocrite and shriek when the ball came towards her. She kicked it back towards Jax.

Tristan casually danced on the ice. "I like figure skating!"

Owen watched as BHSBWJ (whoa, long initials)flew towards Jax. 

Colen pulled Aimee into the path of the ball and separated Jax from her, not because of Jaimee but because Jax was on his team and Aimee wasn't.

Jax dove frantically out of the way of BHSBWJ. After a moment of shocked silence, Jax started laughing hysterically.

"Hey, Eli? Are we ever going to be allowed to sleep?" Owen sounded tired.

"Finish the game, and I'll consider it."

Colen dragged Jax back onto the ice. "Fear the wrath of bad boy silver ball!"

"Get on the ice," Dudeman said. "Hurry up, or you all fear the wrath of my dares. Or Colen's dares-"

At that moment, a plump middle-aged man finally spoke up. He had been watching them from his little ceiling bubble the whole time. "Don't be going soft on me, Cipher, we want this to get personal."

Owen kicked BHSBWJ and he smirked as it flew towards Liv. Liv saw BHSBWJ and pulled Aimee in front of her instinctively.

Noah watched from the sidelines and started ~panik~ as Bindy(le cat) started to rub against Dudeman's legs.

Dudeman cringed and tried to step away, promptly beginning to sneeze and turn pink.

Aimee yelps and winces as BHSBWJ hits her leg and she falls over.

"Stop, cat, I'm [redacted] allergic!" grumbled Dudeman, trying to skate faster and beginning to work his eight blades sloppily.

"Aimee is- ACHOO - ou- ACH- AIMEE IS O- ACHOO - SHE'S OUT!" Dudeman yelled, beginning to sound sick.

Liv smiled apologetically at Aimee, "Sorry, it was you or me."