Me: Hello, and welcome to an exclusive interview hosted by none other than moi. Most of you seem to have a love for Arch, so I'll be interviewing him and his .. Ahem .. Latest disappearance. Arch?

Arch: Hello, Grace. Thanks for having me. -winks flirtatiously at the audience-

Me: Stawp it Arch. You're taken.

Arch: Right. My bad.

Me: Anyways. So Arch, can you tell us about your disappearance that lasted for .. Like ever?

Arch: Hmm. Well, I would .. But I can't.

Me: And why not?

Arch: It would reveal way to much for the fourth story. It's kind of a big thing that will be in the future.

Me: So you're confirming that I'm not a crazy author who forgot your character?

Arch: Correct. Don't, I wasn't forgotten guys. Neither were my good friends Manny and Terrance.

Me: You're friends with Manny and Terrance?

Arch: Oh yeah. We sort of hang out in the dressing rooms while we watch your story unfold.

Me: Ah. I see. Anyways, Arch, the next question. How did you feel when you saw your children were gone?

Arch: Let's just say when I find out who kidnapped my children, they're going to die. Slowly. Painfully. And then-

Me: OOKAY. Let's move on.

Arch: Eh. Okay.

Me: Now, how many readers do you think will kill me when I get to the end of this book?

Arch: .. All of them, Grace. All of them.

Me: All of them, huh?

Arch: -turns to the audience- She's going to give you a cliffhanger that will .. um .. let's just say you'll hate her.

Me: -frowns- Well then. I'm afraid that's all. 

((Hoped you guys like this. I'm going to get updating for y'all right now lol.))