'Could be gayer'
Meaning: 'Literally Everything.'

'A relationship.'
Meaning: 'Something you're never gonna be in-'

(The_Storytime_guy... you fricken Genius-)

'Creepy Crawly Death Dealers-'
Meaning: 'Spiders.'

'*Hissssssss*'
Meaning: 'You're annoying, Go away-'

'Obi-Wan'
Meaning: 'Teacher.'