"You are crazy." Lukas blinked his eyes multiple times looking at you as if you were that someone who came up with the bed made out of broken glass.

"I was born crazy." You answered back. "Look, I can get you in there if you just cooperate with me."

"I'm not gonna dress up as one of them and take you in as an intruder or their sacrifice."

"Please?" You pleaded with your puppy eyes.

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"No."

"With all the cherries on top?"

"Nei." He said firmly.

You sighed and crossed your arms. Then suddenly a thought came into your mind.

"Then I'll guess we won't find out what happened to the coffee supply that has gone missing." You turned your back at him.

"Wait, what?"

"I woke up and checked the supply of coffee to see every single bean gone. No trace."

"Very funny (Last name), but I can read your mind remember?"

You sighed out in frustration and huffed your cheeks turning back at him.

"If you won't let me go in there as bait then how would we get in?"

"There are a lot of openings-"

"I've scouted the area."

"Then how did you get pass the fake boulder?" He asked you as you blinked in surprise.

"Because I know that you can trick people with those kinds of illusions."

"Because I'm a magic user?"

"Well yeah."

"And have you forgotten that the man who controlled your legs used..."

"Magic-," you face palmed. "Fucking shit take, why didn't I think of that?"

"Because you're too naïve." He pointed out as you groaned.

"Well that's the thing I need so I can report." You explained. "If I don't think like someone naïve then how will I seek out the truth, and wonder the 'what-ifs' in life and beyond?"

"Good point." He actually agreed with you. "But sometimes that breaks off your straight-thinking."

"Shut up and lead the way, Bondevik." You rolled your eyes as you walked in a slow pace with Lukas.

You both scouted the area for the entrance he talked about. He saw it until he saw you struggling with your feet that was not in your control. He described it to look a bit erotic and weird as fuck, but that was just normal for you to look at weird shit that's erotic. You've seen enough fanart and read fanfics to handle shit.

"Hallelujah..." You stared at the object in awe.

It was practically ancient fanart. Like really ancient fanart.

"Look at his ass."

It was a carved piece of art. The bum of the men on it was beautiful in your view.

"He has a glorious ass..." You muttered as Lukas pulled you with him passing through the fake piece of art.

You snapped out of it as you saw the smelly sewers of the house. It was actually more than you expected. The whole place was actually a complete dungeon with a monster.

"Oh my god..." You hid behind Lukas grossed out, afraid, and somewhat amazed by the dungeon monster.

A fucking giant rat.

The rat wasn't actually paying attention to you both. It had its back turned with its tail lying in front of you and a gigantic butt that can beat Nicki Minaj's.

"Holy shit that's gross." You cringed.

You don't know at what, but it's probably from the fact that the rat's butt can be compared to Nicki's.

"Is this real? Or?"

"Definitely real." Lukas was practically gagging at the horrible stench.

You both moved out of the sewers and tried to think of a way on how to get that rat out.

"We can always kill it?" You pointed out.

"I may have magic, but it's a summoned creature." Lukas though aloud. "It can always respawn-"

"Respawn? What is this DOTA?"

"Did you know that those kind of games were based on the creators' friends who are magic users too?" You blinked from the sudden fun fact he gave you.

"Seriously?" He nodded. "That's cool!"

"But the rat won't be easy to go through." He started to think more. "It's rabid and its skin is think. Stabbing or impaling it won't be easy."

"Then what?" You started to think of a way too.

Suddenly you remembered that you had a lighter with you.

"How about we set it on fire?" You asked him.

"Huh?" You took out a lighter from your pocket and showed it to him.

"Set fire to the rat." You suggested. "If we can find gas here."

"Burning it can also prevent it from respawning. I guess you look smarter than you look."

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"

****

After around ten minutes, you found some oil at a shed near by the humongous maze behind the house. You called out for Lukas who found more oil somewhere.

"Better than nothing."

"Ready?" You nodded and went in with him.

You poured the gas over the rat's ass. To it's tail and on to the water. You both stood back as you ignited the water.

The rat was too late in realizing that it had started burning. Loud squeals shook the walls and almost made your ears bleed. You both stepped out of the sewers until the squealing died.

"Wait here." He went in the sewers.

You waited for him. You started to go on your Wattpad account offline and continued to write your fanfics and maybe some originals. At some point you started to create covers for your books that didn't have any. Then you started to play Temple Run. Man were you impatient for him to come out. You knew that he was putting out the fire, but you thought that his magic can do the trick. Maybe the fire in there was out of control.

You slipped your phone back into your pocket and walked towards the secret entrance.

Suddenly you felt someone's arms wrapping around yourself right around your collarbone. You struggled and elbowed the person who got you.

"BONDEVIK!" You yelled for help.

He grunted in response and wrapped his other hand tighter on you.

You bit his arm and elbowed him again letting you go this time. You faced him seeing that he wore a brown robe like those cultists.

"Bring it on motherfu-" Suddenly someone covers your mouth and nose with a handkerchief.

"Mhphmhppmh!" Your voice muffled through the item.

You struggled trying to break free, but the scent made you drowsy. Your eyes started to feel heavy. Finally you lost consciousness.

"Bondevik..." You muttered your last words as you heard yelling from a distance in the sewers.