I found a list of TV shows where episodes would have problems being aired today and Saved by the Bell had quite a lot on the list, so of course I had to write one Miraculous style.

Saved by the Bell was one of my fav shows as a kid, but when I watch the episodes back now I think Zack Morris should have ended up expelled or in prison XD

This is based of the Saved by the Bell episode - Fatal Distraction

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"I'm quite sure this is illegal!" Adrien pulled his Ladybug tee over his head, before settling on the floor in Ivan's room. It was guys night, and the room was full of testosterone as the 'Akuma class' males had their monthly sleepover.

"Don't be such a bore, Agreste. Don't you want to know who Marinette's crushing on? It's quite obvious you're into the chick."

If Adrien was being honest, no he didn't, plus he hated that Kim had just called her a 'chick'. He knew she was in love with another guy, and to have to sit here and listen to her fawning over him was going to be every bit as painful as a knee to the groin.

He turned to look at Kim, "I still don't think it's right that we're spying on them."

"They'd do it to us if they could," Nino said, entering the room with a bowl of popcorn in hand. "We're only listening to them anyway, it's not like there's cameras in there."

Ivan lived a couple of doors away from Rose, who was the host of tonight's girl's slumber party, and because obviously he couldn't control himself, Kim had managed to persuade Max to bug Rose's room with microphones during their last study session, allowing them to listen in to the conversation. Not only did it make Adrien feel extremely uncomfortable, but he was quite sure they were breaking the law.

"I'm with Adrien on this one, I don't think it's right to invade their privacy like that." Nathaniel was sitting in the corner on his phone. Sometimes Adrien wondered why he bothered to come join them. It's not that they didn't want him there, he just never seemed bothered when he was. At their last guy's night around Nino's place, Nathaniel had spent the entire night FaceTiming Marc and working on their comic. Guy's night was meant to be completely without the influence of their partners ... a night for just the guys, which brought Adrien back to 'why are they doing this?'

"Stop being such goody two shoes, we're not going to get caught." Nino said, handing the bowl of chips to Adrien, before heading to his bag and changing into his own nightwear.

"You do realise if Alya catches you, you'll be castrated." Nathaniel replied, sending the room into fits of laughter.

Grabbing a pillow, Nino launched it across the room hitting Nathaniel square in the face. As usual with a group of teenage guys, retaliation commenced and pillows began to fly around smacking each other in the face and knocking over lamps, drinks and the odd Superhero figuring, for some reason Ivan was very defensive of his Minotaurox figure.

In a bid to control the sudden carnage in the room, Ivan grabbed his 'Nerf' gun and made his way to the centre of the room, pulling down the shaft to load it.

"Stop, or I'll use it!" He said, wiggling his eyebrows at his friends, each dropping their weapon and holding their hands in the air.

"Can you believe that Louis Geery tried to make out with me in the middle of "The Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir"?"

The guys all froze on the spot, each of them turning their heads to the computer before diving forward. Max stretched out to turn the volume up as Adrien and Nathaniel stayed behind, neither wanting to get involved in the criminal activity.

"Who was that?" Nino asked, looking towards his friends.

"Alix," Ivan responded, creasing his eyebrows. Kim turned to his friends with a finger on his lips, shushing them.

"What's wrong with that?"

Adrien knew that voice. It sounded like Kagami had been invited along too. He was happy for his friend, it was about time she bonded with more than just him and Marinette.

"I didn't go with him. I went with Fredrick Harrison!" Alix replied.

Kim scoffed a laugh as he listened to his friend's dilemma. He'd already heard the story yet it still cracked him up.

"Boys can be so dumb sometimes." said the voice belonging to who they thought was Alya.

"Yeah, but they can be so cute, too."

Adrien practically melted on the spot, and found himself taking a step forward. That was Marinette. His Lady was there. Rustling was heard through the microphone, as general chatter filled the air. The conversations were confused and mixed together, nothing could be heard clearly. That was until Adrien felt his legs turn to jelly.

"Is that Chat Noir underwear, Marinette?"

He could practically feel Marinette's heated cheeks in Ivan's room. There was no way she wouldn't be flushed with embarrassment.

"Do you like it? I made it myself."

Maybe he was wrong, because that sounds like a whole lot of pride in her voice.

Adrien was a teen boy with a hero complex and the girl of his dreams was wearing underwear she'd made for herself based on him. He had such a desire to climb onto Ivan's bed and beat his fists against his chest in an alpha male kind of way before breaking into Rose's apartment, clubbing Marinette over the head and dragging her back to his cave.

"Yo dude," Kim said, amusement lacing his voice, "it sounds like you have some competition."

The guys all started laughing. Adrien shrugged and made his way to the bed, sitting alongside Nino and leaning forward on his knees.

"It's beautiful, Marinette."

Rose's soft voice filled the room, the guys all taking a handful of popcorn to keep them entertained during the show.

"I'm sure he'd get a kick out of this." Adrien wholeheartedly agreed.

"Perhaps I can get a Carapace one commissioned."

"And me a Viperion."

"Who was that?" Nathaniel asked, the voice sounded unfamiliar to the majority of them.

"Zoé," Adrien responded, causing all heads to turn to him. "She's back for the month."

"I second that."

"Ooooo, Kagami! I never knew she had it in her." Nino responded.

"Viperion or King Monkey that is. He's so pointless he's cool."

The guys all laughed, though Adrien noticed Kim seemed a little green around the gills. Maybe? No, that couldn't be right? Could it?

"I'll have Pigella."

"Purple Tigress for me."

"What about you Alix?"

"Give me Ladybug anyday, she's fit!"

"Fuck yeah!" Kim announced to the room. Adrien could feel himself growling, another word like that from his friend and he'd be receiving a visit from a very possessive kitty.

The room all began to sound their agreements and Adrien could feel the blood boiling inside him. Even Nathaniel had moved forward to get in on the action.

"You know what?"

"Quiet, listen." Adrien felt like a dick of the highest order, but he wanted the attention taken away from Marinette's superhero form. He hated the way the guys spoke about Ladybug, especially as they had gotten older.

Marinette's beauty had only grown with age, her maturity making her cheekbones pronounced and her lips full, and his heart had only grown for her more, so when the guys started talking about her ass in her suit he wanted to do nothing more than cataclysm their balls off.

"Sometimes I wonder why God ever invented boys."

"To give us something to talk about at slumber parties."

The sound of the girls' laughter filled the air, as the guys listened intently to Alya and Rose's conversation.

"Do you guys think I should cut my hair short?"

Nino shot off the bed towards the speaker, shouting 'no', obviously recognising the voice as Alya's.

"Who cares about your hair, Alya? Get back to boys." Kim stated, Max slapping his friend around the back of the head.

"My girlfriend is contemplating cutting off her beautiful hair, this is important." Nino began to reach for his phone as Max took his forearm and lowered it down.

"Not as important as Kagami talking about King Monkey. Seriously, the girl has more taste than I ever pinned her for." Kim replied.

Adrien rolled his eyes. Could Kim be more obvious? He made a mental note to tell Marinette he was a hazard.

"I like it longer."

"You tell her, Nette!" Nino huffed out. It was obvious he was not happy with Alya's ideas for a new hairstyle.

"It's just Nino pulls it really tight, and I'm not going to lie it hurts."

"Why does he pull your hair?"

Oh Marinette, Adrien thought. Sweet, innocent, Marinette.

"When we're making out, and other things he really grasps onto it. I'm thinking if it's shorter or thinner there would be less for him to grab."

Nino's face could have lit up the room as embarrassment overcame him. "I don't pull it that hard," he muttered, standing up and exiting the room.

"I'd cut my hair if Ivan asked me too."

Ivan's back straightened as he listened to Myléne on the other end of the line. This was the first they'd heard from her since the girls had entered the room.

"You would really cut your hair if some boy wanted you to?"

Kagami sounded unimpressed by the notion and Adrien snorted. She'd never do anything for anyone, and that's one of the many characteristics of Kagami that he appreciated. She was a no shit kind of girl, and he was envious.

"Well, maybe."

Myléne replied. All the guys turned to look at Ivan, waiting for him to enlighten them.

"I'd love her hair however she has it. It's Mylène, she's beautiful whatever." His deep voice vibrated around the room and Max slapped him on the back in support.

"I think I would."

"If he was someone special, who had the qualities of let's say, Luka Couffaine."

"Oooh!"

Adrien's blood froze through his veins, he wasn't paying too much attention to the voice, only the words. Who said that? He needed to know.

"I'm not sure man, I wasn't paying attention."

Adrien hadn't realised he'd said that outloud, but by the looks on his friends' faces they were panicking for him. Kwami's, they needed to hurry up and speak again.

"Gentle, talented, gorgeous, good with his hands and light on his feet."

Adrien's hands clenched, his nails digging into the palm of his hands. He began to itch to transform so he could take his baton and go jump into the girls room. He still wasn't sure who was speaking but he felt sick.

"That's my brother, Zoé, and after what happened with Marinette I don't know if I'd want him to date another one of my friends."

A sigh of relief left Adrien's mouth, thank kwami's for that. Kim reached out and patted his shoulder, obviously knowing Adrien was on a downward spiral of a failed relationship before he could even start it.

"That was all on me Juleka," Marinette began. "I shouldn't have dated Luka. I was in a dark place at the time and grabbed hold of the nearest person who wanted me."

"Shame it wasn't Adrien."

The girls started laughing and suddenly Adrien grew uncomfortable. It was one thing hearing the girls talk about their superhero identities because, let's be honest, most girls on a sleepover would, but to eavesdrop on conversations about them ... well ... he understood why Nino left the room.

"I'll be right back guys," grabbing his phone, Adrien made his way into the bathroom and locked the door. He couldn't lie to his lady and he didn't want her, or any of her friends, to say anything too embarrassing. So, risking his cool points he pulled up Marinette's name and sent off a message.

Adrien
You're being bugged, M'Lady

~~~~~ =^-^= ~~~~~

Marinette felt her face heat up as the girls mentioned Adrien. He was such a grey area for her at the moment and she was still trying to figure out how to act around him. The complicated divide of being his friend and his partner whilst wanting so much more.

Her phone vibrated from where it lay in front of her. Saved by the bell. She turned the phone over and stilled.

Adrien?

Why would he be messaging her on tonight of all nights?

When the girls had their fun night, the guys tended to have theirs too. Her blood ran cold as she considered what this must mean. Were they playing truth or dare?

"I've got to get this." Standing up she walked out the bedroom before anyone could answer and made her way into the bathroom before opening up the text.

Adrien
You're being bugged, M'Lady

Marinette
Bugged?

A second after she sent the message her phone began to ring.

"Hey," she said, answering the phone to her partner.

"Hey," his voice was quiet and she was sure he was whispering.

"Is everything okay?"

"The room is bugged Marinette, the guys are listening in."

"I'm quite sure you've just broken bro code, Adrien." She listened to his quiet snicker which sounded more like Muttley from Wacky Racers, than debonair Adrien Agreste the model.

"Yeah, if I don't make it out alive can you tell Ladybug that she was the light of my life." A warmth circulated over Marinette, he couldn't just say things like that to her. It gave her far too much hope, hope which would ruin their friendship and put Paris and the world in danger.

She wanted to relay the compliment with one of her own, alas, she Marinette-isumed instead "She loves you - I mean - she would marry that - I mean ..." she face palmed herself. "Don't be so dramatic."

She heard a shout in the background, obviously Adrien had been in the toilet for too long and Ivan was asking if he needed anything to help him.

"They think I've got the runs." His voice came out mortified and she started to chuckle.

"So these 'bugs', where are they?"

There was a moment of silence before he responded.

"I don't know."

She rolled her eyes. "Okay, leave it with me. Don't let on that you've told me."

"Are you asking me to lie, M'Lady?"

"Well you're top class at it."

His laughter was louder this time, emitting deep feelings inside her. She loved his laugh.

"Touché."

"Follow my lead and I'll text you later." She said her goodbyes and ended the call.

So they guys were bugging the room ... well ... they had no idea who they were messing with. It was time to play.

Walking back into Rose's bedroom, Marinette began to search the room for possible 'bugs'. She looked under the bed, on Rose's dressing table and by her television. Finally, she looked at the lamp. Bingo!

Placing one finger to her lips, she indicated for the girls to be quiet, before pointing a thumb over to the door.

"Girls," she said, "shall we go and get the drinks and then perhaps play a game?"

"We'll go," Alya said standing up, "that way the others can get the beds sorted."

Marinette shook her head at Alya before pulling out the microphone from the lampshade. "I think we should all go."

Marinette watched her friend's face turn from shock to horror to disbelief to anger.

"I've got a lot of different drinks to choose from. Marinette's right, we should all go." Rose was quick to catch on to what Marinette was saying,her eyes wide open and looking at the raven haired beauty for answers. Marinette nodded her head in the direction of the door, placing a finger over her lips again.

"Let's go then." Zoé said, leading the girls out the room and into the lounge.

"They're bugging us!" Alya said, "I can't believe this!"

"That's low! Even for Kim." Alix responded, leaning her back against the kitchen counter.

"Of all the lowest, underhanded things," Myléne said, stalking backwards and forwards, punching her fist into her open hand. "I can't believe Ivan would agree to this."

"I can," Alya said, "Come on ... how many times have the guys wanted to know what happens at our slumber parties?"

The sounds of agreement circulated through the apartment.

"How did they even get the microphones in?" Zoé asked, crossing her arms across her chest.

"I'm guessing the study group we had last night. It was me, Max, Rose and Ivan." Marinette said, perching herself on a kitchen stool.

"It's just so unreal," Rose sounded extremely upset, after all, it's her room that had been violated.

"Are they doing this just to see what we think of them?" Alix commented, grabbing a bottle of water from the kitchen counter and taking a swig. Marinette was sure she was contemplating ways to get Kim back.

"It's illegal!" Kagami announced, her face blank but voice like ice. Welcome back, Ice Queen.

"Look guys, it's just a stupid prank." Marinette said, the sections of her plan finally connecting together. "Let's not get angry. Let's get even." She pulled out her phone and brought up Luka's number.

Marinette
I need a favour. Can you talk?

"What do you have in mind bff?" Alya moved closer to Marinette, bouncing her shoulder off her friends.

Marinette's face formed into a large, conniving smile. The guys had no idea what was about to hit them.

~~~~~ =^-^= ~~~~~

The guys sat around, hands to mouths and hearts pounding as they waited for the girls to come back. Adrien had snuck back into the room and sat next to Nathaniel.

"You've told Marinette haven't you?" The redhead asked him.

"Goonies never die."

Nathaniel snorted at Adrien and shook his head. "If they find out, you're dead."

"I'll take the risk," he smiled, walking away from Nathaniel and heading to where the guys were still grouped around the speaker.

"Okay, okay, I've got a game. Every girl has to tell her deepest secret - something that she's never told anyone before."

Kim clapped his hands together and rubbed them. "Finally, some juicy stuff."

Nino, who had returned whilst Adrien was in the toilet, shushed him as he leaned in closer to listen.

"Fine, I'll go first."

Mylene's voice sounded through the room and Ivan lifted Kim away from the speaker, depositing him on the bed before taking the chair for himself.

"What did you do that for?" Kim grumbled, only to be met with Ivan's wild glare.

I once stole ... a cookie from Starbucks The sound of the girls 'whoaing' sounded from the speaker and both Kim and Ivan rolled their eyes. The girlish giggles followed before they continued their stories.

"That's lame!" Alix replied, Kim whooping at his friend. Of course she'd think the same as him. They were one and the same.

"Alya, you tell us something?" Announced Juleka.

"I got to 2nd base with Nino in the back row of the cinema. We were watching Spider-Man and everyone just thought he was an enthusiastic fan. He even got a free poster as we left the screen."

The girls all burst out laughing as the guys raised eyebrows at Nino. He crossed his arms over his chest. "Geez, Alya ... anything else you want to spill tonight." He rubbed his hand over his eyebrows, concentrating on the floor instead of his friends.

"Dude!" Kim said, raising a hand to high five the guy, only for him to be left hanging.

"No way!"

"Kagami?"

"I used to kiss Viperion posters before I went to sleep."

"Scandelous!" Marinette said with a slight giggle, Adrien couldn't help but smile. He could imagine Kagami and Luka together. As odd as it might seem to an outsider, they were both artistic and slightly ... eccentric.

"How about you Zoé?"

"Oh my God, please don't hate me Marinette, but I had the biggest crush on Adrien before moving to Paris."

"Ohhhh, you've got competition, girl."

A thud was heard on the other side of the speaker, and Adrien hoped that was a pillow hitting Zoé, not Marinette's fist.

"Why does everyone keep talking like Marinette likes me?" Adrien asked Nathaniel, only for Max to have heard and turned around.

"You're kidding right?" Nathaniel asked.

"If I was kidding I would tell you a joke." Responded Adrien.

"She's crazy in love with you Adrien, has been for like two years now." Max said it so matter of factly, Adrien burst out laughing. Marinette in love with him? Yeah right!

"I'm not sharing him." Marinette said, a hint of amusement in her voice making him go weak at the knees.

"Come on then, Marinette, what about you?"

"Well, mine is a little more serious than that. You see, it was a good thing Luka and I finished when we did because whenever I like a guy I end up hurting him. It's one of the reasons I won't declare my love to Adrien."

The guys all shuffled around, obviously intrigued by where this was going. Adrien himself didn't know whether what she was saying was true or false. He knew she could lie, but was she really this good?

"You mean you break his heart? Oh, Marinette, that happens in a lot of relationships, and Luka's got over it, you don't need to worry." Rose's sweet voice sounded out in the room, all guys keeping their attention on Adrien, looking for any sign of discomfort or intrigue. Where was she going with this?

"No", Marinette said with a long deflating sigh, "I mean, I hurt him."

"Physically?"

"Yep."

"Ooooh, that's creepy."

The guys' jaws all slacked as their eyes grew wild. This must have been what Marinette meant about play along, and play along he would.

"What?" He asked, leaning in closer to the computer just as the other guys had done before him.

"You see, when I'm dating a guy and it starts to get more physical, like if I kiss him, I get this terrible headache and then something happens and I snap." Marinette's voice was eerie, and Adrien had to fight the urge to burst out laughing. She was good.

"Luka never told anyone but we kissed, just one time at the beginning of our relationship, and I know talking about what happened embarrasses him."

"What happened, Marinette?" Kagami asked.

"He'd taken me on a trip out of the city for the day, it was so romantic, but when our lips met I can't even remember how it felt. I blacked out, when I woke up... the police were there... and poor, poor Luka ..." Static sounded out over the computer, the girls voices all disappearing.

"No!" Adrien said, moving towards the computer and pressing some of the buttons. "What happened to Luka?"

Nino moved forward, taking Adrien away from the computer and moving him onto the bedside, beside him. "I'm sure it was nothing, dude. I mean come on, it's Marinette. She wouldn't hurt a fly."

"Yeah, man. Plus if something happened to Luka, we'd all know about it right?" Ivan said, moving to sit on the other side of Adrien.

"He loves her though, he'd never say anything bad. Oh man, what do I do?" Adrien responded.

"Marinette did sound a little crazy, and by a little I mean a lot." Kim came over to the guys as Adrien looked at Nathaniel, he held his phone to the side, quickly flashing it so Adrien could see Marinette's face and the red end call button. The girls obviously sitting on the other end of the phone line.

"Do you -" he gulped audibly mainly for the phone call, "do you think she's going to hurt me? Perhaps we should speak to Luka?"

"Don't speak to the ex, Adrien, we all know he still loves her, he'll want to keep Marinette to himself." Kim spoke again, standing up and beginning to stalk around the room.

"I know Luka, and he wouldn't lie to us, not about something as serious as this. He wouldn't want Adrien to get hurt." Nino stood and began pacing with Kim.

The guys all began to talk about Marinette's 'obvious' issues as Adrien watched Nathaniel end the call. Approximately 30 seconds later Adrien's own phone buzzed.

Marinette
Good work, Kitty cat <3