Mr Mason's Fleas

On rare occasions such as these

(when Mr Mason has the fleas)

We take him to the vee ee tee

He always seems to know what up

he really is a bright old pup

he makes big eyes and looks at me

He howls and kicks, but doesn't bite

but in he goes, try as he might.

But he'll cover us in pee

We've tried coercion, a little treat

(he rather likes some cake to eat)

But it's no good, you see

As Mr Mason can't escape

from treatment

for the vet is here: it's me