when they say "congratulation, you have a daughter!" they mean, "congratulation, i already sign your daughter up for the world's hardest game show where all women are going to compete to each other to see which one is prettier, which one wearing the little black dress nicer, which one are going to win over a jock's heart, which one are going to be the center of the universe, which one are going be the sexier, let's just see whether your daughter will be the winner or not"

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september 23, 2018