Jordan's POV

Let the purge commence!

I sighed. I really didn't like this time of the week. No matter what rules the gods decided on, the war always raged. At least it was only once a week now. But even those who agreed to the rules and upheld them, still took every advantage they could to break them. Like Tucker's 'accidental' enderpearl into my vault where he had the oppurtunity to steal most of my good stuff. They all call me salty over it but whenever it happens to them they get so mad about it. I began sorting through my stuff, realising that I may want to hide the most valuable stuff because every purge my stuff goes anyway, especially if Tom's involved. The theme of todays purge was traditional, an all out using any gear you want so naturally Tom's going to be using his Dianite armor... Ugh.

Thankfully I had the poison potions on me and speed potions to escape from such battles but I only really had one more trick up my sleeve and that was the promise I had made with Tom. He would get his invisibility potions and I would defend him in his next trial if he carried out one command for me during the Purge (within reason). However I wasn't sure what was going on. Because Tucker wasn't the most trustworthy type anymore and no-one knew what side Sonja would be on. This 'Shadow' creature that claimed that one of us would switch sides was odd. I knew it couldn't be me, because Ianite had not recovered enough to come and speak with me, Tom was Dianite and always would be. That left NadeShot, Modestep, Tucker and Sonja. Surprisingly nothing much had happened recently, apart from the courthouse trials which always were recieved with skeptism and doubt in my chat. However my reasoning was solid everyone knew that but Tom's fans really hated me and I never understood why. I guess they just like chaos.

I logged into Team Speak and logged into the chat room that Tom, Sonja and Tucker were in and began the conversation.

"Hey guys!"

I was greeted by everyone with enthusiam and they welcomed me to the purge. We began to talk casually about what I had missed whilst I was offline the day before.

T - Tom (Syndicate)

J - Jordan (Sparklez)

Tu - Tucker (Jericho)

S - Sonja (FireFox)

T - Heyo Sparkleypants! Welcome to the purge >:)

Tu - You still salty about the other day?

S - You didn't miss much Jordan, how are you?

J - Yes I'm salty, I really hope this purge goes better than last time and I'm good Sonja, thanks for asking :D

Tu - You all prepped for the purge Jordan?

T - You ready to die under the blade of Dianite >:)

S - I'm really tempted to just hide underground somewhere for the whole of the Purge getting diamonds.

T - The only real thing you missed is me almost dying a lot and losing all my stuff including like 60 diamonds O_O.

I laughed and muted myself before sneaking over to the priests how and jumped into the nether. I pulled out my efficiency 4 pick-axe and began to mine as much quartz as I could, constantly checking behind me for particles and name tags in case they had figured out where I was. All of a sudden Tom spoke in the main chat:

Come on Team Speak.

As I was about to click unmute, I saw a floating pick-axe in the distance heading in my direction at a rapid pace. Quickly taking off my armor and splashing an invis potion on myself I enderpearled towards the nether portal, entering it and running back to my house and entering into my vault immediately and locking it behind me before unmuting myself. All I could hear was confusion and the same question spoken by all three of them.

S, T, Tu - Where'd he go? We were right behind him. Where'd he go?

I chuckled quietly, quiet enough that it startled all three of them into silence. You could hear them gasping like a bunch of puffer fish. I spoke out, voicing my version of events with a underlying tone of sarcasm to make it clear that I wasn't best impressed with them.

"Any reason why you were stalking me invisible in the nether?"

The silence was both deafening and hilarious but it also made me paranoid. I kept checking and double checking the door to the vault in case Tucker had managed another ender pearl glitch. After a while the silence died down and everyone began to talk again.

T - Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jordan. Alls cool now. We just wanted to give you a huggggggg. Let us hug you Sparklypants.

I rolled my eyes and began cooking up more potions ready for my next trip out. I knew that they were upstairs in my house as I could here my doors opening and closing above me and it wasn't night time yet so it couldn't be mobs. I was wondering what the real aim of today's purge was. I was the only one who had god armor that wasn't of any real use. Ianite's armor was made of leather and as much as I knew I would need it one day, today wasn't the day for it to be damaged. If it got too damaged I would have to pay the wizards to fix it and personally even after that diamond run with Tom, I wasn't that willing to give up my diamonds again. I'd already lost fifty diamonds to build Jerry's Tree v2.0 and I knew that was well worth it.

I sighed and opened the purge door and unmuted myself from Team Speak before stepping out of my house onto no mans land, prepping to fight or die. The gods may not be in my favor today.

Toms's POV

I punched in the combination to my sparkly new vault and walked inside to grab my Dianite armor and potions. Sadly Jordan had noticed us behind him in the Nether but it wasn't the end of the world. Despite the plan being to kill him I was going to hit the others by 'accident' and give Jordan time to escape but thankfully it wasn't needed since he was extremely twitchy and noticed us almost immediately. I guess quickly flicking to my pickaxe was a good idea after all. Tucker was extremely on edge about it and suspected me for it but I just ignored his taunts and questions.

I glanced up at the item frame that held the pink leather chestplate - 'so cute' and smiled. That was pratically the best birthday I've had in a long time. Jordan wasn't as bad as a lot of my subs thought. I glanced over at my chat and laughed, people were spamming salt all over the place. Others were demanding we trial Tucker just because we could. I laughed and interacted with the subs and mods, laughing at the trolliness and general humor of the chat before running out of my vault and heading towards Jordan's house. I'd decided that I would team up with him today, I just needed to ask him on Team Speak without the others knowing.

T - Jordan? You here?

J - Yeah, I'm here Tom. Any reason why?

T - You wanna make a truce for this purge? You know #TeamTrollanite?

J - Uh sure.

T - Awesome. Meet me at the outside of your vault.

I ran straight to Jordan's house, keeping an eye out for the others incase they were hunting me. Thankfully the distance wasn't that bad, we were neighbors after all. I ran over and looked around for Jordan, he wasn't in site but I spotted a button on the wooden wall, almost blending in. I pressed it and it opened up a secret room in which Jordan was crouched. The walls were coated in obsidian except the piston door which used wood. It was almost impenetrable, exactly what Jordan needed during the Purge. He unmuted himself again on Team Speak and began to explain.

J - Tucker and Sonja have been hunting me since the Purge began. I don't know why but they mentioned something to do with Mianite and Ianite having a disagreement. They've been trying to get into my vault downstairs to grab my Ianite armor for ages now. Thankfully I've got it on my person but I need to get it to the end without them knowing. Can you help me Tom?

T - Course man! #TeamTrollanite for days! Also I'm curious. How come Dianite wasn't involved in this? And hasn't Ianite not come to you yet?

J - There was a sign right next to where I logged off on Thursday, saying to deliver the Ianite armor when it is under threat to the temple we made in the End. It was signed I. Just I. Nothing else and its the only way I can get one step closer to Ianite.

T - What are we waiting for then, lets go?

We exited the secret room and ran outside and climbed up the mountain with enderpearls. Once we'd reached the top we decided to take a risk and go above Sonja and Tucker's base and hope they weren't there. We ran onto the top of it and once we had spotted their names coming out of the base, we enderpearled to the river in which the End Portal was located. We ran down the staircase and saw that Tucker and Sonja were close behind us. I put on my Dianite armor and yelled for Jordan to go through the portal and complete the task. I turned and pulled out the Assasinator, firing shots to ward them back up the staircase whilst Jordan ventured into the end. Hopefully no enderman caused him trouble but before I could turn and run after him Tucker and Sonja's voice came on Team Speak.

Tu - Just let us past Tom. We don't want to kill you. Just let us past.

S - Please Tom. We've got to do this.

T - Why? Jordan and I had a deal, you have nothing to do with this!

Tu - We were commanded to do this. Our lives are on the line too Tom. So just move. Jordan isn't allowed to get to the temple. That's Ianite safe haven and we just need to stop him from getting there. Ianite isn't meant to rise.

T - No. I won't let you pass. Jordan has the right to his god the same as we do. So let's fight. You kill me you can get past. Otherwise no.

I drank a potion of strength and a potion of regeneration in the time it took them to run down to me. After equipping full Dianite armor and pulling out the sword of Dianite I began to attack them vicously. I directed my attacks at Tucker, as the staircase wasn't wide enough for them both to surround me and I kept throwing poison potions at them until I was sure they were low and just tanked them. Soon they were both dead, their item piles filled with TNT...

I rejoined Jordan in the end and helped him hide the armor inside the temple before explaining the TNT I had found in their item piles. I guess this meant that the world of Mianite was at war once again. And for once, Jordan was fighting on my side. Lets do this. Go screw yourself Mianite. Go screw yourself.

A/N

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