THE TIGER IS BACK
He's big.
He's black.
He wants
to beat Jack.
He's tall.
He's strong.
He's all muscle.
He hits long.
He's powerful,
Invincible,
Outright cheeky,
"Veni, vidi, vici."
He swings hard.
He's on guard,
A strong competitor,
A feared predator.
He'll do you in.
He's out to WIN.
His smile's a grin.
He looks his prey
straight in the eye.
He's ready to slay.
He'll make you cry.
To him this
is no game.
He'll kill
just for FAME.
But should he lose
he'll try again.
Emerge once more
from his den.
This time
he'll grin,
never quit,
perhaps swear.
Just BEWARE!
So golfer,caddie,
learn from ex-wife.
Take a driver
to save your life!
Revised April 5, 2018 to coincide with The Masters Tournament.
Revisited July 22, 2018 to coincide with the British Open.
Revisited August 13, 2018 to coincide with the PGA Championship played this last weekend on Bellerive Golf Course in St. Louis. Tiger made a great comeback placing in the top three, providing great excitement for his faithful followers.
Revisited April 16, 2019 to coincide with The Masters Tournament played this last weekend at Augusta National Golf Club. Tiger's comeback made history after so many surgeries and no major wins since the British Open in 2013. He beat such elite players as Molinari, Koepke and Scott as he kept calm and showed a sportsmanlike attitude (with no swearing) when he played an occasional poor shot.
A/N Tiger's woods are made of metal.
In 47 B.C. to inform the Senate of his victory, Julius Caesar succinctly wrote, veni, vidi, vici 'I came, I saw, I conquered'.
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