In science class we were discussing what could become the sixth mass extinction.

At one point I said "Remind me to shoot myself before then."

Everyone laughed.

And tonight...
My mom and I were discussing who'd be the best next president and mom said
"I think Donald Trump should be the next president. He really speaks his mind."
And I replied with, "And then he's gonna offend someone and we're gonna get nuked!"

Take it from me... Speaking your mind could start World War 3..... Or Alter and/or I getting stabbed.

Alter learned that the hard way.