This book was me at 1 am watching tik tok and cackling my ass of silently so-called

"How do you LOSE a WOMAN?!"

"You... Forget to cherish her.."

If Tamaki Amajiki(?) From My Hero Academia ate Tsuyu Asui, would he turn his tongue into a frog tongue? Or would he just stay human?

Toothpaste is just bone lotion

Could you pop your tit if you tried hard enough?

There's Yaoi, Yuri, but what about the non-binary people? What would that be called?

Why isn't Pluto a planet anymore? It's still in space, right?

If the top of your fingers are called fingertips, why don't we call the tips of your toes toetips?

If two people with depression combined together, would that make a stable, happy human being?

Lol it's 1:30 now, sleep is for the strong.