Y/N's Singing / Ship em, Bang Bang

Deadpool: helloooo there people

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Rimuru: who are you and where is Y/N

Deadpool: Y/N is dead

Katsuki: Bullshit

Iida: Language

Katsuki: Last I checked, I was speaking English, or are you too retarded to notice

Gator just growls at them in questioning, while Asper, Muchi, and Beany walk towards him in curiosity

Deadpool: well aren't you the cutest bunches of things *head pats them all then looks at Beany* hey I heard you got quite the sweet tooth well do I have the candy for you *grabs handful of the "special powder"* here you go, have a taste

Orange slime and the other two walk in for a bite, but

Y/N: NO *slaps it out of his hand*, DEADPOOL *SHAKES HIM RAPIDLY* I SAID NOT TO DO ANYTHING STUPID AND MORE IMPORTANTLY TO NOT MESS WITH THE TINY CHILDREN

Deadpool: what's wrong, R you nervous that I'm not E for everyone

Y/N: YOUR PUNS ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE THIS TIME AROUND

Matt: yo man, what is he doing here

Weiss: and more importantly, who is he

Y/N: well, this is deadpool, but also, an alternate Y/N

Ruby: wait, I thought you said that transcendence's can't get alternates

Y/N: I didn't, basically transcendence energy can sometimes seep into another universe and onto another person, but normally, that doesn't do anything other than giving them our name and sometimes

Deadpool: basically he pissed on me and all I have for it is his dumb name, have fun memeing with that line readers.

Amaki: excuse me, but wtf

Y/N: not literally idiot, anyways, again pay no mind to him, his bullshit factors are probably the most out of any guardian, *doesn't even look at him or stop talking* and put that bull poop down Pool, anyway, long story short, he kinda Pissed of Comix and until he's done punishing some others, I'm currently watching him to make sure he isn't doing any dumb shit until then

Yang: geez, what did he do anyway

Y/N: wellllll hehe...

[Meanwhile at Comix HQ (About 5 days ago)]

Williamjwb87: I really need to start working on my speed without powers

Hyde137: Yeah, you really do *turns around*, HEY Comix, I already did more than half, do you mind if I just leave now and leave the rest for will

Ninjacomix: Yeah sure, hey will, I need you to clean the Starcutter's GZ 1000

Will: OH COME ON

Hyde: well, look on the bright side, at least it can't get any worse

Artemis: *breaks down door*

https://youtu.be/BYT5Vgr7pAU

All:... well shit *silence until realization registers* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Meanwhile]

Slyther Drone: *cackles while holding Deadpools phone and posting Artemis Nudes* 

Kazics: so Slyther *shows him his phone* care to explain this

Slyther: in my defense, it was worth it

What Kazicks did was so graphical, I cannot explain what he did without getting demonetized so

[back to the Theatre and the present]

Y/N: lets just leave it at it wasn't good

Naofumi: (somehow I bad feeling we're all going to die soon)

Deadpool: (where the fucks my phone, or my wallet)

Y/N: regardless now that I did that, basic concepts of dimensional theatres dictates that I should summon in some new people now, sooo *snaps finger*

New Members

KRBAY: Sirica, Knuckle Joe, [these next ones are from the game verse, so KRBAY crew don't know them] Adeline, Ribbon, Bandanna Waddle Dee, Magalor

MLB: Natalie, Gabriel

Rwby: James, Ace Ops [-Vine for obvious reasons], Illia

Konosuba: YunYun

MHA: Eri, Kota, Wild Wild Pussycats, Shinso, Class 1-B

[Y/N (whisper): Deadpool, you know the rules with children right

Deadpool: dude, I couldn't even kill baby Hitler, I think I can handle not swearing in front of a child]

Ttigraas: Youm, Mjurran, Grucius

Shield Hero: Mald, Vassal Heroes

Phantom Thieves [Cause why not] [this includes strikers members + Akane + Sae + Ichinose] [to differentiate, Danganropa Akane = Owari]

Magalor:... this isn't the bathroom

Knuckle Joe: ey Kirby, it's been a while

Sirica: it's so good to see you all again

BDW: *waves hello*

Kirby: poyo? *points at Adeline, Ribbon, and Magalor*

Adeline: oh, we're your friends, or at least friends with an alternate version of you i guess, I still don't understand this whole dimensional traveling thing

Tiff & Tuff: agreed

YunYun: MEGUMIN, NOW THAT WE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN, I HALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

Megumin: can it wait, we're kind of in a theatre watching things right now

YunYun: oh, okay

Kazuma: you can join us if you want

YunYun: oh yes, that would be splendid

Ryuji: yo, what's up Y/N

Y/N: nothing much ryuj, just the standard stuff

Futaba: woah, this theatre is so cool, like something straight out of tycoon game

Yusuke: indeed, the walls are filled with the heart and soul of it's maker, I am simply at awe

Y/N: thanks you guys, so wanna stay and watch stuff with us

Ann: well, It's not like we have anything better to do

Zenkichi: I do, need I remind you I'm an adult and have a job, I can't just leave it

Y/N: what about that one time you did... Gramps

Zenkichi: That was a different situation, the world was in danger, and besides, I have a daughter to take care of

Akane: and this kid an take care of herself thank you very much

Zenkichi: what, how did you get here

Y/N: what you think I would summon you here and leave her unchaperoned, besides she already figured out your the phantom thieves

Ryuji: wha, FOR REAL

Y/N: Ryuji, your teacher, a politician, a pawnshop owner, and her father figured it out, you think she wouldn't be able to, plus, your outfits don't do much for hiding your actual faces

Makoto: well, when you put it like that, it's a wonder no one else figured it out

Akane: yeah, I honestly felt kind of dumb about not realizing it sooner, and- is that guy drunk

Mald (clearly drunk): huh, where are we, and what are all these filthy halfbreeds doing here, I thought I told you you vile racoon, Lord Itsuki is the only hero this world needs

Y/N: then proceeds to knock out Mald

Itsuki: was that really necessary

Y/N: yes, we have children present, and you better stop questioning me cause I will not hesitate to send you back to the pizzeria

That shut up Itsuki real quick, but while they were busy doing that, Eri was introducing herself to everyone

Eri: hi, I'm Eri, what's your name

Gator:... Gator

Eri: gator, like the animal

Gator:... yes

Eri: oh, okay *smiles*

Gator: (This smile, I will protect this smile. I will FIGHT YOU for this smile, you will not hurt this smile. For you see, there are some things in life worth protecting, some things worth living for, some things worth dying for. A smile like this can thaw the iciest of hearts, dispel the darkest of evils and win the mightiest of wars. THIS SMILE WILL BE THE THING THAT PULLS US FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR, AND LEAD US TO THE PATH OF SALVATION *continues on as others not notice*)

Kota: is it safe to leave those two together

Y/N: don't worry about it, Gator loves children see

they now see Him, Eri, and Orange Slime playing together

Ragdoll: well, if she's having fun

Pixiebob: yeah, and we also got some hotties here, I call dibs on

Y/N: most of them are already taken and as for the others don't give me that I'm eighteen at heart excuse

Tiger: wow, most aren't able to defuse her that easily

Mandalay: I'll say

Grucius: where are we

Mjurran: It appears we're in some sort of house

Rimuru: actually it's called a theatre

Youm: lord rimuru, and... MASTER

Hakurou: well hello there young lad, still busy training I presume

Youm: huh, oh yeah, working up a real sweat right now *beer bottle falls from back*

Hakurou: hmm, I see

Youm (whispering): welp, I'm dead

Grucius (whispering): nice knowing you, can I have Mjurran when your gone

Youm: you bastard

Mjurran and Hakurou could only slightly giggle at this display, but sadly, not all reunions were as warm as this one

Adrien: Father

Gabriel: hm, so this is where you were, instead o focusing on your studies, you are here galivanting like some fool

Adrien: no that's not it its-

Gabriel: not another word, Natalie, change the schedule so that Adrien can make up his work

Natalie: understood

Y/N: well I don't, French was never my best class

Gabriel: you cannot fool, me, I know you're able to understand all languages with that fangled device of yours in your brain, I'll have you know that as his father -

Y/N: you have no jurisdiction over him, you may guide him, but you don't control him, he's allowed to be his own person, and besides, I'm the guy with the portal powers. so no one leaves unless I give the say, and I say unless he truly wants to leave, he does not have to, so the best you can do is sit down and watch, besides times weird in the void you'll be fine

Gabriel: *sigh* very well then, (I might be able to use him to get to the miraculous, soon with this, Victory will be mine)

James: Qrow

Qrow: James

James: Qrow

Qrow: James

James: QROW

Qrow: JAMES

James: QROOOW

Qrow: JAAAMES

Deadpool: we get it you're both gay, can we move on

James & Qrow: NO WE ARE NOT

Y/N: we get it your both Bisexual can we move on

Glass: well, I didn't expect to be invited to something like this

L'arc: well well, If it isn't you boy, how's it been

Y/N: pretty good, what about you two and Therese

Therese: with the exception of the waves, things have been going quite well

Y/N: that's good to hear, now ANYWAY things have been getting way too depressing in this theatre

Matt: and yet we've only have 3 official chapters

Y/N: yes well anyway, we're gonna liven things up with a bit more romantic, lets react to some ships

Everyone that knows what a ship is: YEAH

Gabriel, Aultcray, Malty: I don't see what's so interesting about boats

Dos: not those kinds of ships you uncultured swine

Gabriel: (A miraculous?, but there never was a Bat miraculous in the miracle box, HOW)

Dos: A ship is basically all sorts of relationships in media, mainly used as a means of showing love interest based relationships, whether it be in canon, or made by the fans

Most people blushed whereas some of the adults were questioning it, however, those with crushes were in a panic that their crushes would be revealed

Y/N: however, I felt like some of the ways others shown them were way too simple, so I decided to take a new approach so *opens a portal and the Team + Deadpool jumps in*

Izuku: huh, where did they go

Suddenly, the monitor turns on and a portal is shown on screen as the group that just left re-enters from there

Y/N: *waves hand*, uh, is thing on, this is working right

Lance: yup, by the looks of it, everything is a go *pulls up another monitor behind them*

Y/N: alright then *snaps fingers conjuring up instruments, mics, speakers, etc. for everyone, readies guitar* you ready Pool

Deadpool: *sets up mic and Guitar* I'm always ready

[everyone on the team has their own mic, you can assign instruments to whoever as desired]

Suddenly, the music begins to play and... [play reference music now]

Denki: Oo, so we're listening to music nice, hey Jirou, anything sound familiar with this song

Jirou: no, it's not anything from our universe most likely, any of you

Naofumi: the world we're in lacks the technology for this kind of music

Rimuru: same on this end

Mina: COME OOOON, I thought we were reacting to ships, just spill the tea already

Futuba: yeah come on, I need this information for... reasons

Ryuji: (I suddenly have a bad feeling about what he's planning)

Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Y/N: Bang, bang... she shot me

Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Deadpool: Bang, bang... she shot me

Dos: She shot me, she shot me
Dos: Bang, bang... she shot me

Y/N & Dos: She shot me, she shot me
Deadpool: (Get out the way, yo)
Y/N & Dos: Bang, bang...

Matt: Ahh... there she goes again
Lance: The girl is Mistralian

Weiss: I guess that means it's from our world

Deku: so this Mistral is a place

Yang: yup, and there's only two people we know who fits that bill *stares at Nora*

Nora: why are you looking at me like that

Lie Ren: (I Suddenly have a bad feeling)

Z: In other words, she came through explodin'
Burro: In the podium, dynamite
Y/N: Ninja-like Emotion plus Eccentric Commotions

As Y/N sing, Y/N pull up a picture of Ren and Nora and pushes them together

Y/N: It took em long enough now their walking as one

Nora & Ren: *blushing profusely*

Yang: about time, took you two long enough

Ruby: Yang, this happened back at Robyn's afterparty

Yang: dang, that feels so long ago now, so you think their gonna "Yang" soon

Eri: why did she say her own name

Aizawa: she meant nothing of it, RIGHT YANG

Yang: eek, yes sir

Weiss: (I'm surprised that yang even listened to anyone)

Anna: Cut the convo short 'cause Blondie had to wake up early

Using an arrow she shoots one at a picture of Yang

Natalie: But continuing the story
Anna: Don't worry she got them digits for her Bellabooty

Blake: Excuse me, MY WHAT

Mineta: did it stutter, it's saying you got a fine a- *knocked out 2 electric boogaloo*

Aizawa: forgive me for my students behavior, as their teacher they are my responsibility

Qrow: its all good, *mutters* can't say he's wrong though

Blake: QROW

Yang: (I would say something, but I'm getting a bad feeling)

She fires another arrow at a picture of said Bellabooty

Anna: "You're very Sexy" is what she said
Anna: And the way locked their eyes said "Put me to bed"

Qrow: I KNEW IT

Yang: UNCLE QROW *blushes*

Ojiro: why are you getting all nervous now, before you were all flirty

Yang: you'll never know my secrets

Ruby: she's actually really bad at flirting with the people she has genuine crushes on

Yang: RUBY

Ruby: well have you even seen your last pickup lines with Blake [ran out of picture/video space, but look it up, and you'll find it]

Yang:... you win this round little sis

Blake: *continues to blush*

Koharu: Oh my, oh my, I should have known when she said to me on the phone
Koharu: "You do not know me very well, but I would never hurt a fly"

Y/N: Then she aimed at my chest with love in her eye
Y/N: I said she aimed at my chest with love in her eye

Chorus: She was walkin' around with a loaded shotgun

Y/N spins a wheel right next to him and it lands on Akira

Ryuji: yo it landed on you, I wonder what that means

Akira: (suddenly I have a bad feeling, and why do I feel as if I overused a joke of some sort)

Chorus: Ready to fire me a hot one
Dos: It went 

Y/N gets his hands out and swipes through revealing more ships

Dos: bang, 

Sae: AKIRA KURUSU, MAKOTO YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO

Makoto: SIS, its not what it looks like I swear

Akira (kind of panicked): Yeah I mean, this was just made by the fans, it's not like we're in an actual relationship

Sae: are you implying my sister isn't good enough for you

Akira : what, no I just *panicking and stuttering* you're really putting me in a no win situation here

Sophie: yes I have indeed calculated that the odds of Akira and Makoto ending up together are less likely than you think

Sae: the fact that fans would even think of you two together implies something, besides, how out there can they really be

Deadpool: bang, 

Sae: I stand corrected

Ryuji: what the F man, he tried to kill us, like a lot, our leader ain't even gay

Zenkichi: however, this does mean there are universes where he isn't dead, which is quite the relief, a lot of potential that man had

Ichinose: indeed, He was a good man, albeit misguided, why does that sound familiar

Y/N: bang...

Futaba: Oh my god, we should totally cosplay as the feathermans, that would be soo cool

Ryuji: Is she not even noticing that she's bein shipped whith Akira

Yusuke: even so, you cannot deny the talents of these fans artistries, it fills me with INSPIRATION for my next masterpiece

Haru: perhaps we should all cosplay together, I'm sure it would be lots of fun

Zenkichi: you guys go on ahead with that, I'm too old for this

Akane: oh don't try to get out of this that easily, you're doing this too, didn't you used to say that as a child the Featherman series is what inspired you to be a cop and that you used to have a tons of merch back in co-

Zenkichi: ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH STORIES FOR TODAY

Sae: Zenkichi, you never told me you liked the Featherman series

Zenkichi: well, I don't just tell everyone everything

Sae: I find it quite cute, my younger sister her loved watching all the time when she was a young girl

Makoto: SIS (wait, why was she talking like that to Zenkichi that was weird, maybe...)

Y/N: Straight through my heart.
Dos & Deadpool: (Straight through my heart)
Chorus: Although I could have walked away
Chorus: I stood my ground and let her spray 
Chorus: She shot me, she shot me
Chorus: Bang, bang... she shot me
Chorus: She shot me, she shot me
Chorus: Bang, bang... she shot me
Chorus: She shot me, she shot me
Chorus: Bang, bang... she shot me
Chorus: She shot me, she shot me
Chorus: Bang, bang...

Dos: Scorpion, punk rock lyrics are so scorch-ian

Y/N then pulls up an image of Jirou

Mina: OOH, ITS OUR RESIDENT ROCKER

Jirou: wait *blushes* me!?

Toru: OMG I wanna see who she gets paired with

Denki: well it's obviously me

Bakugou: BASTARDS ITS OBVIOUSLY ME BECAUSE I'M THE BEST IN ALL UNIVERSES

Ryuji: Third place in obstacle course says huh

Bakugo: Huh, wait a minute, YOUR DEAD

Ryuji: hahaha, oh my god that was so worth it

Koharu: Beauty and grace
Koharu: from Hosu to Otheon

Koharu then pulls up a picture of Momo

Momo: Huh, why am I on the screen

Mina: isn't it obvious, ITS LOVE

Momo (blushing): What, butIdon'tevenlikehereatleastinthatyeahshe'sreallycoolandhersongwasreallyamazing,butit'snotlikethatIswear

Jirou: yeah, we're just friends

Y/N: Couldn't tell if it's fiction or Canonical,
Deadpool: Asked for the name they said "Call it Momojirou."

Mina: are you sure you aren't in a relationship like that

Momo & Jirou (Blushing): NO OF COURSE NOT

Mina: HMMMMMMMMMM I got my eye on you two

Deadpool: Testing, testing

Matt: Things just got more interesting 

Adriean: me, and Kagami

Kagami: fighting over Marinette

Marinnett: *panicking and stuttering Marinette things* m-m-m-me and Adrien

Alya: girl congrats, you got popular enough to have the popular kids fighting over you, how do you feel

Marinette: m-m-m-me and Adrien

Alya: uhhh, Girl

Marinette: m-m-m-me and Adrien

Adrien: hey Marinette, you okay

Marinette: EEP *falls and faints*

Nino: dude, I think you broke her

Rose: Kagami, You've been silent, are you okay, It's okay If you question your sexuality, in the end, all that matters is that your able to be who you truly are

Kagami: huh, oh thank you Rose, but it's nothing, I'm fine (me an Marinette, how interesting)

Y/N: She's dressed in fine dresses, friends would stay there for her 

Alya: OMG girl you look FABULOUS, do you think that might be one of your future works

Marrinette: I-I don't know, maybe, I don't even think It will end up being that great

Adrien: well I think you look beautiful Marinette

Marinette.exe has stopped working

Nino: nice job bro you broke her again

Adrien: what did I even do

Gabriel: (Adrien, as your father I love and care for you, but I must admit that you are denser than a black hole)

Natalie: (He's just as dense as Gabriel at his age)

Anna: Quite the Parisian looker 

Kim: yo, you looking pretty fly my guy

Chloe: thats my Adrikins for you

Alya: *sighs but gets an Idea* hey isn't that Marinettes Bowler hat

Adrien: yeah it is, but it's a shame that the feathers needed to be replaced with fake ones, really gets rid of the authenticity

Marinette: huh, OH YEAH, You know I am a gal all about that authentic-ness *laughs Nervously*

Alya: girl really

Lila & Chloe: (back oh he's mine you dumb brat)

Natalie: Fearless even without her sword

Natalie: Ah... she getting closer towards- *Natalie pulls down a curtain and smiles anxiously*

Eri & Kota: Mr Deku / hey Midorya why did he close the curtains

Izuku: oh uh well you see, uhhhh-

Mandalay & Aizawa: we'll tell you when you're older

Izuku: (phew thanks for the save)

Denki: wooee, looks like the swordswomen is giving the designer some Private tutoring if yo know what I'm saying

Jirou: *shocks Denki* shut up you moron, did you forget that we have children here

Mineta can't even say anything as he is currently wrapped up in Sero's Tape, and as for Kagami and Marinette, well they're taking this as well as anyone else would

Lance: Hotter than the sun it ain't no vanity

Just then a warning pops up on the screen showing the ships and Y/N sighs

Y/N: Excuse me while try to maintain my sanity

While he sings this, Y/N readies a flamethrower

Kazuichi: WTF WHY DOES HE HAVE A FLAMETHROWER

Komaru: Fooooor, interdimensional reasons

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Kazuma: I know we might have already used this a bit by now, but I really got a bad feeling about this

Chorus: She was walkin' around with a loaded shotgun
Chorus: Ready to fire me a hot one
Deadpool: It went 

Chorus: bang, *Burns it with the flamethrower*

Makoto: WHAT THE-

Komaru: blegh, we're siblings what is wrong with our fans

Yasuhiro: well-

Makoto & Komaru: CAN IT WITH YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR ONCE

Kirigiri: well, that's not very appealing ([insert whatever thing about Makoto being hers here])

Naofumi: well, at least you two have a genuine bond, regardless of how much the fans messed it up, but I'm not sure how it can get any wor-

Chorus: bang, *burns it again*

Everyone begins screaming at the top of their lungs

Naofumi: DEAR GOD, I WAS WRONG, I WAS VERY WRONG

Filo: ahh I need bleach for my eyes

Raphtalia: allthesesquaresmakeacircleallthesesquaresmakeacircleallthesesquaresmakeacircle

Melty: why, just, just why does this exist, WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR FANS

Naofumi: I DON'T KNOW

Motoyasu: dear god why do people ship that devil, and My- er Whore

Mirellia: Y/N, we must discuss some things in the near future (This is so messed up I think I'm going to puke)

Malty: oh come on, I'm not that Bad

nearly Everyone: YES YOU ARE

Readers: *pop out of nowhere and vomit*

Ochako: ugh who even comes up with these ideas

Tokoyami: most likely they are not created, rathered spawned from the depths of darkness

Gundam: from realms so deep that not even Satan himself would look towards it

Naofumi (dead inside): yeah, agreed

Chorus: bang... *shrugs and goes along with it*

Tiff: wait, you like Kirby?

Ribbon (blushes): Oh well, um yeah, I mean, he's done so much for me without even a wonder why, and when nearly my whole planet was dying, he chose to help

Tuff: yeah, but he does that for everyone, and isn't he a baby still

Ribbon: even if it's done a lot, It's harder not to feel something after they do something like that for you, and as for our universe, sure they may be a bit childish, but they're not a child

Tiff: then how old is he anyway

Ribbon: we don't know exactly, we do know however he's been around nearly as long as BDW, and he's the kings right hand at least in his universe, So I would say he's old enough

Escargoon: then what happened to me

Ribbon:... who are you again

Chorus: Straight through my heart. 
Deadpool & Matt: (Straight through my heart)

Chorus: Although I could have walked away
Chorus: I stood my ground and let her spray
Y/N & Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Lance & Matt: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N & Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Lance & Matt: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N & Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Lance & Matt: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N & Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Y/N & Deadpool: Bang, bang...

Suddenly a portal opened up in both the monitor and the theatre, sending Filo, Naofumi, Jirou, Izuku, Vanir, Jaune, Souka, Adrien, and Ibuki

Ruby: what the, why did they get sent over there

Todoroki: I have a few theories

Deadpool: Am I wrong?

Deadpool: But what is love without the pain to go along?

Makoto: so Sis, doesn't it seem a bit hypocritical to criticize my love life now?

Sae: hmph

Ann: oh my God, are you two actually dating

Morgana: congratulation gramps, I didn't know you even had it in you

Akane (smug): but I'm not ready for a new mom yet

Zenkichi & Sae (Blushing): AKANE

Futabe (whisper to Akane): you're gonna keep on making fun of them are you

Akane: As long as I possibly can

Makoto: now, As for you dating my sister *deadly aura*

Zenkichi: uhh, mercy?

Ryuji: man, talk about deja vu

Lance: And what is pain if not the reason for me to sing this song?
Lance: And this song is for the weak and for the strong
Matt: Cause I was strong and still...
Deadpool: She got me, she got me
Deadpool: Bang, bang... *waves mics in front of everyone that got sent over* she got me
Deadpool: She got me, she got me
Deadpool: Bang, bang...

All of the people summoned take a Mic, except Ibuki as she and Y/N raise their guitars and

*Ibuki and Y/N guitar duo*
Naofumi: She was walkin' around with a loaded shotgun
Izuku: Ready to fire me a hot one

Raphtalia: woah, I didn't know master Naofumi could sing

Momo: we didn't know Izuku could either

Jirou: nor that he was this good

Denki: oh come on dude, you could have sung during the festival, why didn't you

Raphtalia: master seems happy

Melty: I know, It's quite nice

Jirou: It went 

Vanir & Jirou: bang, 

Aqua: HUH, as If I would date that shut in NEET

Kazuma: yeah, why would they even ship us in the first place

Darkness: well to be fair, you do bicker quite a bit

Megumin: almost like an old married couple

Todoroki: are you sure you aren't secretly-

Kazuma & Aqua: NO WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT SECRETLY MARRIED

Todoroki: hm *adds notes to his conspiracy board* we'll see about that

Filo & Jaune: bang, 

Melty: ME AND FILO

Raphtalia: well you two do hang out a lot

Amaki: not to mention when you two come together, you're nearly inseparable

Motoyasu: and you two are the only pairs with a deep enough sync to pull off powerful combo spells, no ordinary pairing can do that

Mirellia: well, if either of you do decide to propose, you both have my blessing

Melty: yes well thank you anyway for- wait, *realization and blushes* MOTHER

Souka & Adrien: bang...

Souei: hm?

Rimuru: come on man stop being so dense, can't you tell she has a thing for you

Shion: I must Agree with lord Rimuru, Souka has shown to have quite the appeal to you

Benimaru: honestly I'm a bit jealous that you got someone already fawning over you

Rimuru: what about all the children around you

Benimaru: guh... well that's different

Hakurou: (perhaps that's why he brought certain people in, maybe some like this Izuku or Naofumi fellow he did to get out of their shell, however with Souka, there is no way she would be able to admit it openly with Souei understanding, so perhaps young Y/N is simply giving them a push)

Souei:...

Banimaru: It's like I said before, you always act hardest on the ones you like

Souei: I tell you that my love simply runs deep

Hakurou: (However it may have been better to push the other side of the relationship)

Chorus: Straight through my heart. (Straight through my heart)
Adrien: Although I could have walked away
Adrien: I stood my ground and let her spray
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Filo: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Jirou: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Souka: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Y/N: Bang, bang...

After that a portal opened up and everyone was sent back

Y/N: so what did you all think of it

while most who were viewed were blushing and in a panic, others were just filled with questions

Mina: HOW COME YOU DIDN'T DO THAT FOR OUR CLASS FESTIVAL

Y/N:...

Mina:... right, balance and stuff

Qrow: Kid, I think you might have ended up exposing a couple of people here

Y/N: well good cause lets be honest, not many people here are gonna be able to push their relationships further on their own

Qrow: HA I'll drink to that one

Kota: well I thought It was dumb, we have villains rampaging, we don't have time for mushing love stuff

Eri: oh *dejected*

Pixiebob: oh come on Kota, stop being such a stick in the Mud, Learn to live a little

Mandalay: yeah without relationships the Wild Wild Pussycats would never be a thing

Y/N: oh so you think relationships are dumb Kota, Well I got one more ship just for you *snaps finger* BOOM

Kota: HUUUH

Eri: oh, so I am with Kota in the future

Y/N: in one of many possibilities smol Eri

Ragdoll: awww that's so cute

Pixiebob: don't go giving us Grandkids too soon, I'm still too young to be a great Aunt

Kota: RYUKO

Deadpool: ahh, love is quite the wonderful thing isn't it, right Y/-

Artemis: DEADPOOL

suddenly an arm comes out of a portal sprouting on the ground and grabs deadpool

Deadpool: well this looks like the end for me *slowly drags him down*

Y/N: no it isn't

Deadpool: I can see the light fading from view

Y/N: your just closing your eyes

Deadpool: tell my story, and stay away from my nacho staaaashhh *long pause as it still moves slowly* wow, this is taking a whole lot longer than I th- *gets completely tugged in and the portal closes*

Y/N: welp, that was weird

Izuku: should we be worried for him

Y/N:... nah he'll be fine, and normally in situations like this, whatever he did, he probably deserved it, anyway, lets not waste anytime and watch some more things huh

Everyone: YEAH

Y/N: well then, LETS DO THIS


Don't have much to say for this chapter, once more, all comments and criticism helps, and until next time

Have a Good Night, SEE YA

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