Y/N's Singing / Ship em, Bang Bang
Deadpool: helloooo there people
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Rimuru: who are you and where is Y/N
Deadpool: Y/N is dead
Katsuki: Bullshit
Iida: Language
Katsuki: Last I checked, I was speaking English, or are you too retarded to notice
Gator just growls at them in questioning, while Asper, Muchi, and Beany walk towards him in curiosity
Deadpool: well aren't you the cutest bunches of things *head pats them all then looks at Beany* hey I heard you got quite the sweet tooth well do I have the candy for you *grabs handful of the "special powder"* here you go, have a taste
Orange slime and the other two walk in for a bite, but
Y/N: NO *slaps it out of his hand*, DEADPOOL *SHAKES HIM RAPIDLY* I SAID NOT TO DO ANYTHING STUPID AND MORE IMPORTANTLY TO NOT MESS WITH THE TINY CHILDREN
Deadpool: what's wrong, R you nervous that I'm not E for everyone
Y/N: YOUR PUNS ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE THIS TIME AROUND
Matt: yo man, what is he doing here
Weiss: and more importantly, who is he
Y/N: well, this is deadpool, but also, an alternate Y/N
Ruby: wait, I thought you said that transcendence's can't get alternates
Y/N: I didn't, basically transcendence energy can sometimes seep into another universe and onto another person, but normally, that doesn't do anything other than giving them our name and sometimes
Deadpool: basically he pissed on me and all I have for it is his dumb name, have fun memeing with that line readers.
Amaki: excuse me, but wtf
Y/N: not literally idiot, anyways, again pay no mind to him, his bullshit factors are probably the most out of any guardian, *doesn't even look at him or stop talking* and put that bull poop down Pool, anyway, long story short, he kinda Pissed of Comix and until he's done punishing some others, I'm currently watching him to make sure he isn't doing any dumb shit until then
Yang: geez, what did he do anyway
Y/N: wellllll hehe...
[Meanwhile at Comix HQ (About 5 days ago)]
Williamjwb87: I really need to start working on my speed without powers
Hyde137: Yeah, you really do *turns around*, HEY Comix, I already did more than half, do you mind if I just leave now and leave the rest for will
Ninjacomix: Yeah sure, hey will, I need you to clean the Starcutter's GZ 1000
Will: OH COME ON
Hyde: well, look on the bright side, at least it can't get any worse
Artemis: *breaks down door*
https://youtu.be/BYT5Vgr7pAU
All:... well shit *silence until realization registers* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
[Meanwhile]
Slyther Drone: *cackles while holding Deadpools phone and posting Artemis Nudes*
Kazics: so Slyther *shows him his phone* care to explain this
Slyther: in my defense, it was worth it
What Kazicks did was so graphical, I cannot explain what he did without getting demonetized so
[back to the Theatre and the present]
Y/N: lets just leave it at it wasn't good
Naofumi: (somehow I bad feeling we're all going to die soon)
Deadpool: (where the fucks my phone, or my wallet)
Y/N: regardless now that I did that, basic concepts of dimensional theatres dictates that I should summon in some new people now, sooo *snaps finger*
New Members
KRBAY: Sirica, Knuckle Joe, [these next ones are from the game verse, so KRBAY crew don't know them] Adeline, Ribbon, Bandanna Waddle Dee, Magalor
MLB: Natalie, Gabriel
Rwby: James, Ace Ops [-Vine for obvious reasons], Illia
Konosuba: YunYun
MHA: Eri, Kota, Wild Wild Pussycats, Shinso, Class 1-B
[Y/N (whisper): Deadpool, you know the rules with children right
Deadpool: dude, I couldn't even kill baby Hitler, I think I can handle not swearing in front of a child]
Ttigraas: Youm, Mjurran, Grucius
Shield Hero: Mald, Vassal Heroes
Phantom Thieves [Cause why not] [this includes strikers members + Akane + Sae + Ichinose] [to differentiate, Danganropa Akane = Owari]
Magalor:... this isn't the bathroom
Knuckle Joe: ey Kirby, it's been a while
Sirica: it's so good to see you all again
BDW: *waves hello*
Kirby: poyo? *points at Adeline, Ribbon, and Magalor*
Adeline: oh, we're your friends, or at least friends with an alternate version of you i guess, I still don't understand this whole dimensional traveling thing
Tiff & Tuff: agreed
YunYun: MEGUMIN, NOW THAT WE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN, I HALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
Megumin: can it wait, we're kind of in a theatre watching things right now
YunYun: oh, okay
Kazuma: you can join us if you want
YunYun: oh yes, that would be splendid
Ryuji: yo, what's up Y/N
Y/N: nothing much ryuj, just the standard stuff
Futaba: woah, this theatre is so cool, like something straight out of tycoon game
Yusuke: indeed, the walls are filled with the heart and soul of it's maker, I am simply at awe
Y/N: thanks you guys, so wanna stay and watch stuff with us
Ann: well, It's not like we have anything better to do
Zenkichi: I do, need I remind you I'm an adult and have a job, I can't just leave it
Y/N: what about that one time you did... Gramps
Zenkichi: That was a different situation, the world was in danger, and besides, I have a daughter to take care of
Akane: and this kid an take care of herself thank you very much
Zenkichi: what, how did you get here
Y/N: what you think I would summon you here and leave her unchaperoned, besides she already figured out your the phantom thieves
Ryuji: wha, FOR REAL
Y/N: Ryuji, your teacher, a politician, a pawnshop owner, and her father figured it out, you think she wouldn't be able to, plus, your outfits don't do much for hiding your actual faces
Makoto: well, when you put it like that, it's a wonder no one else figured it out
Akane: yeah, I honestly felt kind of dumb about not realizing it sooner, and- is that guy drunk
Mald (clearly drunk): huh, where are we, and what are all these filthy halfbreeds doing here, I thought I told you you vile racoon, Lord Itsuki is the only hero this world needs
Y/N: then proceeds to knock out Mald
Itsuki: was that really necessary
Y/N: yes, we have children present, and you better stop questioning me cause I will not hesitate to send you back to the pizzeria
That shut up Itsuki real quick, but while they were busy doing that, Eri was introducing herself to everyone
Eri: hi, I'm Eri, what's your name
Gator:... Gator
Eri: gator, like the animal
Gator:... yes
Eri: oh, okay *smiles*
Gator: (This smile, I will protect this smile. I will FIGHT YOU for this smile, you will not hurt this smile. For you see, there are some things in life worth protecting, some things worth living for, some things worth dying for. A smile like this can thaw the iciest of hearts, dispel the darkest of evils and win the mightiest of wars. THIS SMILE WILL BE THE THING THAT PULLS US FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR, AND LEAD US TO THE PATH OF SALVATION *continues on as others not notice*)
Kota: is it safe to leave those two together
Y/N: don't worry about it, Gator loves children see
they now see Him, Eri, and Orange Slime playing together
Ragdoll: well, if she's having fun
Pixiebob: yeah, and we also got some hotties here, I call dibs on
Y/N: most of them are already taken and as for the others don't give me that I'm eighteen at heart excuse
Tiger: wow, most aren't able to defuse her that easily
Mandalay: I'll say
Grucius: where are we
Mjurran: It appears we're in some sort of house
Rimuru: actually it's called a theatre
Youm: lord rimuru, and... MASTER
Hakurou: well hello there young lad, still busy training I presume
Youm: huh, oh yeah, working up a real sweat right now *beer bottle falls from back*
Hakurou: hmm, I see
Youm (whispering): welp, I'm dead
Grucius (whispering): nice knowing you, can I have Mjurran when your gone
Youm: you bastard
Mjurran and Hakurou could only slightly giggle at this display, but sadly, not all reunions were as warm as this one
Adrien: Father
Gabriel: hm, so this is where you were, instead o focusing on your studies, you are here galivanting like some fool
Adrien: no that's not it its-
Gabriel: not another word, Natalie, change the schedule so that Adrien can make up his work
Natalie: understood
Y/N: well I don't, French was never my best class
Gabriel: you cannot fool, me, I know you're able to understand all languages with that fangled device of yours in your brain, I'll have you know that as his father -
Y/N: you have no jurisdiction over him, you may guide him, but you don't control him, he's allowed to be his own person, and besides, I'm the guy with the portal powers. so no one leaves unless I give the say, and I say unless he truly wants to leave, he does not have to, so the best you can do is sit down and watch, besides times weird in the void you'll be fine
Gabriel: *sigh* very well then, (I might be able to use him to get to the miraculous, soon with this, Victory will be mine)
James: Qrow
Qrow: James
James: Qrow
Qrow: James
James: QROW
Qrow: JAMES
James: QROOOW
Qrow: JAAAMES
Deadpool: we get it you're both gay, can we move on
James & Qrow: NO WE ARE NOT
Y/N: we get it your both Bisexual can we move on
Glass: well, I didn't expect to be invited to something like this
L'arc: well well, If it isn't you boy, how's it been
Y/N: pretty good, what about you two and Therese
Therese: with the exception of the waves, things have been going quite well
Y/N: that's good to hear, now ANYWAY things have been getting way too depressing in this theatre
Matt: and yet we've only have 3 official chapters
Y/N: yes well anyway, we're gonna liven things up with a bit more romantic, lets react to some ships
Everyone that knows what a ship is: YEAH
Gabriel, Aultcray, Malty: I don't see what's so interesting about boats
Dos: not those kinds of ships you uncultured swine
Gabriel: (A miraculous?, but there never was a Bat miraculous in the miracle box, HOW)
Dos: A ship is basically all sorts of relationships in media, mainly used as a means of showing love interest based relationships, whether it be in canon, or made by the fans
Most people blushed whereas some of the adults were questioning it, however, those with crushes were in a panic that their crushes would be revealed
Y/N: however, I felt like some of the ways others shown them were way too simple, so I decided to take a new approach so *opens a portal and the Team + Deadpool jumps in*
Izuku: huh, where did they go
Suddenly, the monitor turns on and a portal is shown on screen as the group that just left re-enters from there
Y/N: *waves hand*, uh, is thing on, this is working right
Lance: yup, by the looks of it, everything is a go *pulls up another monitor behind them*
Y/N: alright then *snaps fingers conjuring up instruments, mics, speakers, etc. for everyone, readies guitar* you ready Pool
Deadpool: *sets up mic and Guitar* I'm always ready
[everyone on the team has their own mic, you can assign instruments to whoever as desired]
Suddenly, the music begins to play and... [play reference music now]
Denki: Oo, so we're listening to music nice, hey Jirou, anything sound familiar with this song
Jirou: no, it's not anything from our universe most likely, any of you
Naofumi: the world we're in lacks the technology for this kind of music
Rimuru: same on this end
Mina: COME OOOON, I thought we were reacting to ships, just spill the tea already
Futuba: yeah come on, I need this information for... reasons
Ryuji: (I suddenly have a bad feeling about what he's planning)
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Y/N: Bang, bang... she shot me
Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Deadpool: Bang, bang... she shot me
Dos: She shot me, she shot me
Dos: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N & Dos: She shot me, she shot me
Deadpool: (Get out the way, yo)
Y/N & Dos: Bang, bang...
Matt: Ahh... there she goes again
Lance: The girl is Mistralian
Weiss: I guess that means it's from our world
Deku: so this Mistral is a place
Yang: yup, and there's only two people we know who fits that bill *stares at Nora*
Nora: why are you looking at me like that
Lie Ren: (I Suddenly have a bad feeling)
Z: In other words, she came through explodin'
Burro: In the podium, dynamite
Y/N: Ninja-like Emotion plus Eccentric Commotions
As Y/N sing, Y/N pull up a picture of Ren and Nora and pushes them together
Y/N: It took em long enough now their walking as one
Nora & Ren: *blushing profusely*
Yang: about time, took you two long enough
Ruby: Yang, this happened back at Robyn's afterparty
Yang: dang, that feels so long ago now, so you think their gonna "Yang" soon
Eri: why did she say her own name
Aizawa: she meant nothing of it, RIGHT YANG
Yang: eek, yes sir
Weiss: (I'm surprised that yang even listened to anyone)
Anna: Cut the convo short 'cause Blondie had to wake up early
Using an arrow she shoots one at a picture of Yang
Natalie: But continuing the story
Anna: Don't worry she got them digits for her Bellabooty
Blake: Excuse me, MY WHAT
Mineta: did it stutter, it's saying you got a fine a- *knocked out 2 electric boogaloo*
Aizawa: forgive me for my students behavior, as their teacher they are my responsibility
Qrow: its all good, *mutters* can't say he's wrong though
Blake: QROW
Yang: (I would say something, but I'm getting a bad feeling)
She fires another arrow at a picture of said Bellabooty
Anna: "You're very Sexy" is what she said
Anna: And the way locked their eyes said "Put me to bed"
Qrow: I KNEW IT
Yang: UNCLE QROW *blushes*
Ojiro: why are you getting all nervous now, before you were all flirty
Yang: you'll never know my secrets
Ruby: she's actually really bad at flirting with the people she has genuine crushes on
Yang: RUBY
Ruby: well have you even seen your last pickup lines with Blake [ran out of picture/video space, but look it up, and you'll find it]
Yang:... you win this round little sis
Blake: *continues to blush*
Koharu: Oh my, oh my, I should have known when she said to me on the phone
Koharu: "You do not know me very well, but I would never hurt a fly"
Y/N: Then she aimed at my chest with love in her eye
Y/N: I said she aimed at my chest with love in her eye
Chorus: She was walkin' around with a loaded shotgun
Y/N spins a wheel right next to him and it lands on Akira
Ryuji: yo it landed on you, I wonder what that means
Akira: (suddenly I have a bad feeling, and why do I feel as if I overused a joke of some sort)
Chorus: Ready to fire me a hot one
Dos: It went
Y/N gets his hands out and swipes through revealing more ships
Dos: bang,
Sae: AKIRA KURUSU, MAKOTO YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
Makoto: SIS, its not what it looks like I swear
Akira (kind of panicked): Yeah I mean, this was just made by the fans, it's not like we're in an actual relationship
Sae: are you implying my sister isn't good enough for you
Akira : what, no I just *panicking and stuttering* you're really putting me in a no win situation here
Sophie: yes I have indeed calculated that the odds of Akira and Makoto ending up together are less likely than you think
Sae: the fact that fans would even think of you two together implies something, besides, how out there can they really be
Deadpool: bang,
Sae: I stand corrected
Ryuji: what the F man, he tried to kill us, like a lot, our leader ain't even gay
Zenkichi: however, this does mean there are universes where he isn't dead, which is quite the relief, a lot of potential that man had
Ichinose: indeed, He was a good man, albeit misguided, why does that sound familiar
Y/N: bang...
Futaba: Oh my god, we should totally cosplay as the feathermans, that would be soo cool
Ryuji: Is she not even noticing that she's bein shipped whith Akira
Yusuke: even so, you cannot deny the talents of these fans artistries, it fills me with INSPIRATION for my next masterpiece
Haru: perhaps we should all cosplay together, I'm sure it would be lots of fun
Zenkichi: you guys go on ahead with that, I'm too old for this
Akane: oh don't try to get out of this that easily, you're doing this too, didn't you used to say that as a child the Featherman series is what inspired you to be a cop and that you used to have a tons of merch back in co-
Zenkichi: ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH STORIES FOR TODAY
Sae: Zenkichi, you never told me you liked the Featherman series
Zenkichi: well, I don't just tell everyone everything
Sae: I find it quite cute, my younger sister her loved watching all the time when she was a young girl
Makoto: SIS (wait, why was she talking like that to Zenkichi that was weird, maybe...)
Y/N: Straight through my heart.
Dos & Deadpool: (Straight through my heart)
Chorus: Although I could have walked away
Chorus: I stood my ground and let her spray
Chorus: She shot me, she shot me
Chorus: Bang, bang... she shot me
Chorus: She shot me, she shot me
Chorus: Bang, bang... she shot me
Chorus: She shot me, she shot me
Chorus: Bang, bang... she shot me
Chorus: She shot me, she shot me
Chorus: Bang, bang...
Dos: Scorpion, punk rock lyrics are so scorch-ian
Y/N then pulls up an image of Jirou
Mina: OOH, ITS OUR RESIDENT ROCKER
Jirou: wait *blushes* me!?
Toru: OMG I wanna see who she gets paired with
Denki: well it's obviously me
Bakugou: BASTARDS ITS OBVIOUSLY ME BECAUSE I'M THE BEST IN ALL UNIVERSES
Ryuji: Third place in obstacle course says huh
Bakugo: Huh, wait a minute, YOUR DEAD
Ryuji: hahaha, oh my god that was so worth it
Koharu: Beauty and grace
Koharu: from Hosu to Otheon
Koharu then pulls up a picture of Momo
Momo: Huh, why am I on the screen
Mina: isn't it obvious, ITS LOVE
Momo (blushing): What, butIdon'tevenlikehereatleastinthatyeahshe'sreallycoolandhersongwasreallyamazing,butit'snotlikethatIswear
Jirou: yeah, we're just friends
Y/N: Couldn't tell if it's fiction or Canonical,
Deadpool: Asked for the name they said "Call it Momojirou."
Mina: are you sure you aren't in a relationship like that
Momo & Jirou (Blushing): NO OF COURSE NOT
Mina: HMMMMMMMMMM I got my eye on you two
Deadpool: Testing, testing
Matt: Things just got more interesting
Adriean: me, and Kagami
Kagami: fighting over Marinette
Marinnett: *panicking and stuttering Marinette things* m-m-m-me and Adrien
Alya: girl congrats, you got popular enough to have the popular kids fighting over you, how do you feel
Marinette: m-m-m-me and Adrien
Alya: uhhh, Girl
Marinette: m-m-m-me and Adrien
Adrien: hey Marinette, you okay
Marinette: EEP *falls and faints*
Nino: dude, I think you broke her
Rose: Kagami, You've been silent, are you okay, It's okay If you question your sexuality, in the end, all that matters is that your able to be who you truly are
Kagami: huh, oh thank you Rose, but it's nothing, I'm fine (me an Marinette, how interesting)
Y/N: She's dressed in fine dresses, friends would stay there for her
Alya: OMG girl you look FABULOUS, do you think that might be one of your future works
Marrinette: I-I don't know, maybe, I don't even think It will end up being that great
Adrien: well I think you look beautiful Marinette
Marinette.exe has stopped working
Nino: nice job bro you broke her again
Adrien: what did I even do
Gabriel: (Adrien, as your father I love and care for you, but I must admit that you are denser than a black hole)
Natalie: (He's just as dense as Gabriel at his age)
Anna: Quite the Parisian looker
Kim: yo, you looking pretty fly my guy
Chloe: thats my Adrikins for you
Alya: *sighs but gets an Idea* hey isn't that Marinettes Bowler hat
Adrien: yeah it is, but it's a shame that the feathers needed to be replaced with fake ones, really gets rid of the authenticity
Marinette: huh, OH YEAH, You know I am a gal all about that authentic-ness *laughs Nervously*
Alya: girl really
Lila & Chloe: (back oh he's mine you dumb brat)
Natalie: Fearless even without her sword
Natalie: Ah... she getting closer towards- *Natalie pulls down a curtain and smiles anxiously*
Eri & Kota: Mr Deku / hey Midorya why did he close the curtains
Izuku: oh uh well you see, uhhhh-
Mandalay & Aizawa: we'll tell you when you're older
Izuku: (phew thanks for the save)
Denki: wooee, looks like the swordswomen is giving the designer some Private tutoring if yo know what I'm saying
Jirou: *shocks Denki* shut up you moron, did you forget that we have children here
Mineta can't even say anything as he is currently wrapped up in Sero's Tape, and as for Kagami and Marinette, well they're taking this as well as anyone else would
Lance: Hotter than the sun it ain't no vanity
Just then a warning pops up on the screen showing the ships and Y/N sighs
Y/N: Excuse me while try to maintain my sanity
While he sings this, Y/N readies a flamethrower
Kazuichi: WTF WHY DOES HE HAVE A FLAMETHROWER
Komaru: Fooooor, interdimensional reasons
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Kazuma: I know we might have already used this a bit by now, but I really got a bad feeling about this
Chorus: She was walkin' around with a loaded shotgun
Chorus: Ready to fire me a hot one
Deadpool: It went
Chorus: bang, *Burns it with the flamethrower*
Makoto: WHAT THE-
Komaru: blegh, we're siblings what is wrong with our fans
Yasuhiro: well-
Makoto & Komaru: CAN IT WITH YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR ONCE
Kirigiri: well, that's not very appealing ([insert whatever thing about Makoto being hers here])
Naofumi: well, at least you two have a genuine bond, regardless of how much the fans messed it up, but I'm not sure how it can get any wor-
Chorus: bang, *burns it again*
Everyone begins screaming at the top of their lungs
Naofumi: DEAR GOD, I WAS WRONG, I WAS VERY WRONG
Filo: ahh I need bleach for my eyes
Raphtalia: allthesesquaresmakeacircleallthesesquaresmakeacircleallthesesquaresmakeacircle
Melty: why, just, just why does this exist, WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR FANS
Naofumi: I DON'T KNOW
Motoyasu: dear god why do people ship that devil, and My- er Whore
Mirellia: Y/N, we must discuss some things in the near future (This is so messed up I think I'm going to puke)
Malty: oh come on, I'm not that Bad
nearly Everyone: YES YOU ARE
Readers: *pop out of nowhere and vomit*
Ochako: ugh who even comes up with these ideas
Tokoyami: most likely they are not created, rathered spawned from the depths of darkness
Gundam: from realms so deep that not even Satan himself would look towards it
Naofumi (dead inside): yeah, agreed
Chorus: bang... *shrugs and goes along with it*
Tiff: wait, you like Kirby?
Ribbon (blushes): Oh well, um yeah, I mean, he's done so much for me without even a wonder why, and when nearly my whole planet was dying, he chose to help
Tuff: yeah, but he does that for everyone, and isn't he a baby still
Ribbon: even if it's done a lot, It's harder not to feel something after they do something like that for you, and as for our universe, sure they may be a bit childish, but they're not a child
Tiff: then how old is he anyway
Ribbon: we don't know exactly, we do know however he's been around nearly as long as BDW, and he's the kings right hand at least in his universe, So I would say he's old enough
Escargoon: then what happened to me
Ribbon:... who are you again
Chorus: Straight through my heart.
Deadpool & Matt: (Straight through my heart)
Chorus: Although I could have walked away
Chorus: I stood my ground and let her spray
Y/N & Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Lance & Matt: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N & Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Lance & Matt: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N & Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Lance & Matt: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N & Deadpool: She shot me, she shot me
Y/N & Deadpool: Bang, bang...
Suddenly a portal opened up in both the monitor and the theatre, sending Filo, Naofumi, Jirou, Izuku, Vanir, Jaune, Souka, Adrien, and Ibuki
Ruby: what the, why did they get sent over there
Todoroki: I have a few theories
Deadpool: Am I wrong?
Deadpool: But what is love without the pain to go along?
Makoto: so Sis, doesn't it seem a bit hypocritical to criticize my love life now?
Sae: hmph
Ann: oh my God, are you two actually dating
Morgana: congratulation gramps, I didn't know you even had it in you
Akane (smug): but I'm not ready for a new mom yet
Zenkichi & Sae (Blushing): AKANE
Futabe (whisper to Akane): you're gonna keep on making fun of them are you
Akane: As long as I possibly can
Makoto: now, As for you dating my sister *deadly aura*
Zenkichi: uhh, mercy?
Ryuji: man, talk about deja vu
Lance: And what is pain if not the reason for me to sing this song?
Lance: And this song is for the weak and for the strong
Matt: Cause I was strong and still...
Deadpool: She got me, she got me
Deadpool: Bang, bang... *waves mics in front of everyone that got sent over* she got me
Deadpool: She got me, she got me
Deadpool: Bang, bang...
All of the people summoned take a Mic, except Ibuki as she and Y/N raise their guitars and
*Ibuki and Y/N guitar duo*
Naofumi: She was walkin' around with a loaded shotgun
Izuku: Ready to fire me a hot one
Raphtalia: woah, I didn't know master Naofumi could sing
Momo: we didn't know Izuku could either
Jirou: nor that he was this good
Denki: oh come on dude, you could have sung during the festival, why didn't you
Raphtalia: master seems happy
Melty: I know, It's quite nice
Jirou: It went
Vanir & Jirou: bang,
Aqua: HUH, as If I would date that shut in NEET
Kazuma: yeah, why would they even ship us in the first place
Darkness: well to be fair, you do bicker quite a bit
Megumin: almost like an old married couple
Todoroki: are you sure you aren't secretly-
Kazuma & Aqua: NO WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT SECRETLY MARRIED
Todoroki: hm *adds notes to his conspiracy board* we'll see about that
Filo & Jaune: bang,
Melty: ME AND FILO
Raphtalia: well you two do hang out a lot
Amaki: not to mention when you two come together, you're nearly inseparable
Motoyasu: and you two are the only pairs with a deep enough sync to pull off powerful combo spells, no ordinary pairing can do that
Mirellia: well, if either of you do decide to propose, you both have my blessing
Melty: yes well thank you anyway for- wait, *realization and blushes* MOTHER
Souka & Adrien: bang...
Souei: hm?
Rimuru: come on man stop being so dense, can't you tell she has a thing for you
Shion: I must Agree with lord Rimuru, Souka has shown to have quite the appeal to you
Benimaru: honestly I'm a bit jealous that you got someone already fawning over you
Rimuru: what about all the children around you
Benimaru: guh... well that's different
Hakurou: (perhaps that's why he brought certain people in, maybe some like this Izuku or Naofumi fellow he did to get out of their shell, however with Souka, there is no way she would be able to admit it openly with Souei understanding, so perhaps young Y/N is simply giving them a push)
Souei:...
Banimaru: It's like I said before, you always act hardest on the ones you like
Souei: I tell you that my love simply runs deep
Hakurou: (However it may have been better to push the other side of the relationship)
Chorus: Straight through my heart. (Straight through my heart)
Adrien: Although I could have walked away
Adrien: I stood my ground and let her spray
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Filo: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Jirou: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Souka: Bang, bang... she shot me
Y/N: She shot me, she shot me
Y/N: Bang, bang...
After that a portal opened up and everyone was sent back
Y/N: so what did you all think of it
while most who were viewed were blushing and in a panic, others were just filled with questions
Mina: HOW COME YOU DIDN'T DO THAT FOR OUR CLASS FESTIVAL
Y/N:...
Mina:... right, balance and stuff
Qrow: Kid, I think you might have ended up exposing a couple of people here
Y/N: well good cause lets be honest, not many people here are gonna be able to push their relationships further on their own
Qrow: HA I'll drink to that one
Kota: well I thought It was dumb, we have villains rampaging, we don't have time for mushing love stuff
Eri: oh *dejected*
Pixiebob: oh come on Kota, stop being such a stick in the Mud, Learn to live a little
Mandalay: yeah without relationships the Wild Wild Pussycats would never be a thing
Y/N: oh so you think relationships are dumb Kota, Well I got one more ship just for you *snaps finger* BOOM
Kota: HUUUH
Eri: oh, so I am with Kota in the future
Y/N: in one of many possibilities smol Eri
Ragdoll: awww that's so cute
Pixiebob: don't go giving us Grandkids too soon, I'm still too young to be a great Aunt
Kota: RYUKO
Deadpool: ahh, love is quite the wonderful thing isn't it, right Y/-
Artemis: DEADPOOL
suddenly an arm comes out of a portal sprouting on the ground and grabs deadpool
Deadpool: well this looks like the end for me *slowly drags him down*
Y/N: no it isn't
Deadpool: I can see the light fading from view
Y/N: your just closing your eyes
Deadpool: tell my story, and stay away from my nacho staaaashhh *long pause as it still moves slowly* wow, this is taking a whole lot longer than I th- *gets completely tugged in and the portal closes*
Y/N: welp, that was weird
Izuku: should we be worried for him
Y/N:... nah he'll be fine, and normally in situations like this, whatever he did, he probably deserved it, anyway, lets not waste anytime and watch some more things huh
Everyone: YEAH
Y/N: well then, LETS DO THIS
Don't have much to say for this chapter, once more, all comments and criticism helps, and until next time
Have a Good Night, SEE YA
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