Actor AU: TTIGRAAS
Y/N: So next up is a sector of universes known as actor AU's
Izuku: what's an actor AU
Koharu: Actor AU are universes in which you're nothing but fiction
Weiss: but I thought that's how it works in Y/N's universe
Y/N: yes, but not like in actor AU's, in the core universe, the entire concept of the world you lived in is false and is only real in your own universe, however in actor AU's, everyone you know is real, as well as sometimes the world, but the stories that exist, the things that occurred are stories, more specifically, movies or shows, movies and shows in which you guys are actors, hence the name we use to categorize such universes
Motoyasu: well then what makes it so different from our worlds that it's worth reacting to
R. Motoyasu: such as you and I are different, the same applies to actors and who their acting
Y/N: I traveled to some of those worlds as a cameraman and interviewer on some occasions, so what we view are sort of like the Behind the scenes and blooper sort of schtick with movies
Makoto: well then if that's the case, what universe are we going to do it for
Y/N: well-
he pulls out a shuriken from his pocket, throwing it up in the air proceeding to catch it and chuck it at the right wall towards a spinning wheel, landing on a picture of Rimuru in slime form and missing Lila by a hair
Y/N: I guess we're doing it for your Universe Rimuru
Shion: OH YES, now you will all see why lord Rimuru is the best out of all of you
Rimuru: Is this really how you choose these kinds of things
Y/N: yes,
Y/N:
https://youtu.be/lV6yPVJPK7A
Rimuru: ooookkkkaaaayyyyy? I guessss?
Y/N: glad to see you get it, now without further ado, LETS DO THIS THING *starts monitor*
The screen turns on to show Y/N facing a large studio
Y/N: welp, here we go again, thankfully most people are out at a panel so it shouldn't be too hard to convince them to let me watch, I wonder what their up to
Rimuru: yeah where are we,
Y/N: at a con for your panel, you know, answering questions, giving away things, signing autographs, that kind of thing
*meanwhile at the Panel*
We see Rimuru, Shion, Shuna, Benimaru, and Souei all out giving away some of their additional Shizu masks to fans as some of them also wear it themselves
Rimuru: Shizue's masks?
Y/N: yep, prop wise they're like a staple of the franchise, besides, sold props can get weirder than this
Izuku: how weird are we referring to
Y/N: well there was this one universe that had *counting from fingers* sailor uniforms, some sort of BDSM thing, some oddly revealing clothing that you wouldn't even find from a stripper, comically large scissors, and incredibly thick eyelashes, it was really weird
Mineta: Did you say-
Y/N: yes I know what I said, and Yes I know it's messed up, don't ask me why Jirou I don't why the universe works this way
Jirou:I wasn't going to ask
Y/N: well you were going to stab me with your earphone jacks had I not given a proper explanation
Jirou: ...Touché
*BEEP*
We now see Rimuru as he does the Megido scene
[for reference]
https://youtu.be/vrtMVJdzUdw
Rimuru: may the wrath of the gods Pierce you
Rimuru was silent, but everyone could tell that he was upset
Rigurd: Lord Rimudu, Is everything alright
Rimuru: huh *quick emotion change* oh yes, everything is fine Rigurd, just some bad memories, that's all
Hakurou: but of course, it's only natural
Rimuru: MEGID- WOAH WOAH WOAH
just then as he swings down to do it, he go's in to deep and begins to spin uncontrollable as it cuts to Rimuru hanging on a string behind a green screen, still spinning
Edmaris: *snorts*
Diablo: *Laughing not even holding it back*
Nearly everyone else in the theatre joined in on the laughing as Rimuru blushed in embarrassment
Shion: so Diablo, you think it is funny to laugh at Lord Rimuru
Diablo: EEEE, no, of course not, I would never, I woul-
Shion: could someone please assist him please
Rimuru: CAN SOMEONE STOP THE SPINNING NOW PLEASE
Shion: EXACTLY
*BEEP*
Y/N: so Veldora, the directors decided to cast you as a humanoid version of the dragon as well as botching an old Idea of keeping the old dragon form, why is that
Veldora: Ah so your questioning me, or more specifically, the other me
Y/N: yeah, thought it would be interesting to get more insight on the cast and what makes them, them
Veldora: well the first episode it wasn't that hard as most interactions weren't closely physical and could be animated on the green screen background, however with the whole diary side episode, while it wasn't much either, since it mostly was around me, they had to work really hard on the animations, after that episode though, it became really noticeable how they would continue just animating him for the entire series especially with some plans having him interact with the others more directly, so keeping as a dragon was botched and it was decided to give him a human form, ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rimuru: (yep, that's Veldora alright)
Eri: huh, are all dragons like this, I thought dragons were more, scaly, and large
Veldora: of course, I am one of the few who are capable of doing this, why am I you ask? IT'S BECAUSE I'M AWESOME
Eri: Wow
[A/N: RIP readers, I can't think of many who could survive this smile]
*BEEP*
They attempt to do the 3 otherworlders in Tempest shot, but shogo is too busy memeing to get his lines correct
Shogo (singing to himself): making my way downtown, walking fast, ready to kill a whole society
Kazuma: (there's some sort of reference here, I can feel It)
Kyoya: *sigh* goddamit
Kirara: this is the eight time we're trying this scene, the last one you went I like your cut G and slapped Gobta in the back of his head, just stop
Gobta: he did what?
Sheath: like this *turns to Malty*
https://youtu.be/hjt-9lfVudk
Naofumi:
https://youtu.be/mOF5-ilYyfM
*BEEP*
the camera now pans looking at Shions cooking
Rimuru: uhhhhh *turns to Shion* *laughs nervously*
Shion: huh is there something wrong lord Rimuru
Gobta: your cooking killed me last time I ate it
Shion: don't worry, thanks to my new Unique skill and Benimaru testing everything, I have improved Exponentially
Benimaru: Ghn
Y/N (whisper): you don't have the guts to admit the truth about her cooking do you
Benimaru (whisper): I may have hell flame, but as Lord Rimuru once put it, hell hath no fury to a woman scorned
Y/N (whisper): here here buddy, here here
Rimuru: jeez, do I really have to eat this next scene
Gobta: don't worry, it's just mashed up cake, with a green frosting to act as a green screen
Rimuru: well don't you seem confident huh
Gobta: EHHHH, please forgive me Lord Rimuru
Y/N: in all honesty, this wasn't planned, the scene was meant to be you eating and struggling to stomach it as a means to keep Shion happy, but instead improvised and killed Gobta in the process
*one scene take later*
Gobta: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Rimuru: heh, not so good when it happens to you now does it
Gobta: I don't mind the taste, but serisously, remind me next time you improvise like that, the last time you did, no one heard me and I was stuck hanging upside down for an hour
Rimuru: yeah yeah alright
the camera zooms out to show Y/N manning the cams, he turns to look at Shion
Shion: Y/N I swear I can actually cook in real life this isn't me
Shion: why is everyone saying such things, my cooking isn't that bad is it
Burro and Dela we're disgusted and insulted by this, and if there's one thing you shouldn't do, is spit on a chef's cooking
Burro and Dela:
https://youtu.be/vBhyT5BJJaU
*BEEP*
So, Laplace, about Kazalim
Laplace: OH, you mean why we chose to turn her into a woman, well that's a funny story, in the beginning they planned to actually make the actor similar to a male actor that would fit the bill, just for fun, I thought it would be comedic to try acting out some of his lines, since he was meant to be our leader and everything, with my sister, and turns out, she was really good, the directors were actually watching and questioned whether or not to cast her, I decided to come up with the joke idea in the story to make the homunculus a woman's body while the actual inhabitant male, and there you have how we have Kazalim
Jaune: ehhhh what
Y/N: long story short, Laplace is a member of the Harlequin alliance, founded by Demon Lord Kazalim, they'll do just about anything so long as you hold your side of the bargain, a very powerful person needed them to work for him, and in return he would revive their leader in a Homunculus body, He gave them their payment of Kazalim resurrected, but in a female Homouculus body
Mineta: oooo, to have my own personal set of boobs to do whatever I want with
Y/N: well you have to die first before you could inhabit it
Jirou: oh, *deadly aura* mind if I take care of that
Mineta: uh, you know what, I think I'm fine waiting a bit longer before I do, gotta ripen a bit and such
Kazilim: yep, It's weird pretending to be a male in a womans body during acting, but it helps with making sure you don't do anything stupid
Laplace (pretend hurt): WHAAAT ME, NOOO
Kazalim: bro, just last week during a meetup with the other actors you switched the fruit punch with hot sauce, we had to halt season 2 further because Benimaru couldn't even act properly let alone speak, and you wonder why they all call you the true clown of the alliance
Benimaru: how dare this universe mocks me and prtrays me as such a weakling
Y/N: you were dared by Souei in a drinking contest and ended up drinking 20 bowls worth of Hot sauce, I'm not even sure if there is any sort of medical vocabulary or memes to describe how bad that is
Benimaru: yeah that seems pretty accurate now
*BEEP*
Y/N: So Clayman, according to our research, it appears Milim's actor was replaced by your daughter for season 2, as well as Freya being played by your wife, care to explain
Veldora: WHAT, THAT DEMON IS THE FATHER OF MILIM
Y/N: no, different universe remember
Clayman: now that's a story, you see, I the directors wanted me to be really eccentric and basically overact everything, so back during the scene when I mind controlled Milim and beat her up, well a mannequin of her of course for obvious reasons, I guess my acting was too insane, because it made Milims actor and replacement actor too afraid to go on set, this is why my daughter plays Milim now cause she isn't terrified of me
Denki: c'mon, I'm sure that's just an overreaction, I'm sure he's fine
Y/N: and this is why we don't let you watch Eri alone
Motoyasu: what, He's totally right, I'm sure I could stand strong in front of him
Y/N with an unmoving expression changes to the mentioned Clayman scene
https://youtu.be/0VDTK6UvRh0
Most we're indeed in fear of this man, others disgusted, some pissed off, some pissed themselves [A/N: I think that at this Point I don't need to explain who is what in this scenario] The screen gets changed back to the actor AU, and most we're still dazed
Y/N: so, move on and try to forget that scene
Everyone: yes please
[Flashback]
Milim: hehe, their gonna put the Milim wig on my
Clayman: yep, and Daddy's gonna become the crazy, mean, demon lord
Frey: *smirks* well you're already the first of those things *kisses cheek*
Clayman: *kisses back* I love you too honey
Rimuru: I get that that's how this world works, but It still feels so weird to see Clayman at such peace, as well as Freya being all close to him like that
Y/N: agreed
[End of Flashback]
Y/N: okay then, and as for Freya
Clayman: the Directors wanted to try to create a closer familial/BFF relationship between Freya and Milim, one that wasn't easily achievable since my daughter becoming the actor was sort of a last minute fix and none of the current Freya auditions had that synergy that was originally made with the old Milim actors, by pure coincidence, my wife came over because Milim forgot her lunch, the Directors saw their synergy, tried it out for a bit, and now to today, you have a crazy Demon Lord family
*BEEP*
It now goes to a clip of pretty much everyone in the staff bowing down to Chloe sitting on a throne to celebrate the birthday of this young and gifted actor as Tiss streams this for the world to see
Souei: was this really necessary
Y/N: c'mon man, don't be such a downer, besides, we do this for every staff members birthday, well not this specifically, but still things on a similar crazy scale
*BEEP*
It cuts to a the cast just doing the dumbest things ever, Rimuru running around with his slime form prop on his head,
Rimuru blushed as most females awwed or giggled at this scene
Shuna: oh lord Rimuru, you're so childish
Y/N: technically his actor is a child
Benimaru attempting to roast marshmallows on his flame swords
Amaki: hmm, if his sword is that powerful, maybe I should
Hakurou: don't even think about taking it, you aren't worthy of such a gift
Izuku: Todoroki, would that even work
Todoroki: as a matter of fact *pulls up picture on phone*
Todoroki: yes, yes it would
Katsuki: *laughing*
Momo: Shoto, why
Todoroki: Natsuo thought it would be a good Idea
Y/N: *smirks* heh, Of course he did
Rigurd and Gabiru attempting to reenact JoJo scenes
Gabiru: what is this, Jo Jo that you speak of, is it some sort of bow
Y/N: no, it's another universe, one with a couple useful magic skills I copied, as well as some of the more over powered people
Malty & Lila: puhlease they can't be that strong
Y/N: well...
Y/N:
https://youtu.be/7ePWNmLP0Z0
Y/N: five seconds left
After that, Y/N immediatly started moving, he grabbed Lila and Malty, and hung them on the Balcony Wedgie style,
Y/N: 4
then took Motoyasu and had him facing them, tied his cape to a chair, and moved Amaki a couple of feet in front of him,
Y/N: 3
he then stole Kazuma and Itsuki's Underpants,
Y/N: 2
took Twice, who was jumping backwards at the time and put him directly by Qrow,
Y/N: 1
and Finally Toga, who was about to Lunge towards someone was moved to face Lila and Malty, finally, he Returned to his seat and let time return to it's course
Y/N: Zero
as soon as it happened, Lila and Malty began shrieking in wedgie pains
Motoyasu: don't worry, I'll *trips* GUAH
he trips at just the right angle to end up kissing Amaki and the two of them falling on the floor while still kissing
Itsuki: *blushes* wait, Where's my pants, and Underpants
Kazuma: WHAT, MINE TOO
Momentum Hits Twice as he ends up hurdling towards Qrow at max speeds
Qrow (in pain): OW, the Fudge
Toga was still lunging and still looking pretty sadistic, both Lila and Malty were in fear, but gravity caused her to fall and miss their hair, well by a hair, and hit the wall
Toga (dizzy): hehe lets do that ride again *faints*
Y/N I'd beg to differ *twirling their underpants on his finger*
Kazuma: and Itsuki: WHA, GIVE THEM BACK
Y/N: Consider this revenge for the other hundred times you stole women's panties *gives them back*
Itsuki: Hello, aren't you forgetting something
Y/N: my guy, I got no clue where your pants are, find them yourself
Malty: what was that
Y/N: that's for me to know and for you to get tortured by
Gobta using the harnesses to swing around like Tarzan
Gobta: LOOK AT ME, I'M KING OF THE JUNGLE
Z: well, king of the forest to be exact but whatever
Shuna and Shion sleeping in boxes
Now Shuna and Shion are blushing as Rimuru smirks at them
Rimuru: not so funny now is it
Matt: oh how the turn tables
and Hakurou attempting to scream through the chaos to attempt to create some order
the Camera zooms out to show a familiar figure
She sighs and smacks her head
Rimuru: (Raphael)
Raphael (in Rimuru Head): (Notice, as was already stated several times, this is a universe where it's actors, so it is only logical that I myself have an Actor as well)
Rimuru: (oh, hehe, right)
Raphael: Notice, I am surrounded by Idiots
Raphael: (Notice, the other Me is correct)
Rimruru: (now's not really the time to rub it in)
Raphael: (Hmph)
*BEEP*
The camera shows a more humanlike Gobta as he wipes off green face paint
Gobta: so that's, Me?
Y/N: yup
Burro: bear in mind that humans aren't really known for their green completion, so makeup artist take your face and turn it into a goblin
Y/N: so Gobta, how would you say your and your crews relationship is with Hakurou
Gobta: oh, the old man, well, he's not as strict in reality with people calling him old, it makes him feel well respected as a actor. He's pretty much a veteran actor, been doing this for years, buuuuut because of that
Hakurou (in the distance): NO BENIMARU, THAT IS ALL WRONG, YOUR ACTING IS TOO STIFF, YOU MUST BECOME ONE WITH YOUR PART
Halurou: just like in swordplay, to truly master it is to truly become one with it
Ruby: huh
Y/N: take his words seriously, He's an old guy, and all old guys are-
Ruby: wise?
Y/N: no badass as all hell
Gobta: he's just about as strict with peoples acting as his part is with swordplay
Gobta: hang in there other me, everything will be all right
*BEEP*
https://youtu.be/bccXjeSCRN4
[Snips = Gabiru, Snails = Gobta, Celestia = Shuna]
Konosuba Krew: OOOOOOOOO
Yang: WHERE YOU AT, WHERE YOU AT
Naofumi: huh, nice
Gabiru: I could still do better
Yashichi: you're so amazing Sir Gabiru
Kakushin: absolutely, no one could compare
Skellow: show them what for Sir Gabiru
Y/N: you're just jealous that you couldn't land it and Shuna did it before you aren't you
Gabiru: what, OF COURSE NOT
Yashichi: Gabiru only went easy on her
Kakushin: absolutely, no other possibility
Skellow: That's Sir Gabiru for you
*BEEP*
Y/N: so what would you say are the funniest moments on set
Rimuru: oh definitely anytime Gabiru is on set, especially when he's wearing the green cap instead of the actual lizard helmet
Cut to the Orc fight scene with Gabiru, but completely covered around his face in a green screen as everyone else on set struggles to keep a straight face
Gabiru: what is that
Rimuru: it's a green screen, people use it to edit and make things in the recording that would normally be too hard to do safely in a real area, like freefalling, unique backgrounds, or for this case, Gabiru's head
Gabiru: is my head really complicated?
Youm: for human standards, Kind of
Rimuru: It's hard to focus on our lines while struggling to not laugh, but Gabiru's a good sport and plays along
Gabiru/Gabiru: VORTEX SPEEEEEEAAAAAAR!!!!
*BEEP*
The screen cuts to a special Farewell party for Shizu as to celebrate her last moments as a living character in show, she'll still be around, but not onstage, the camera zooms in to her face, smiling while holding a bouquet of blue flowers
Rimuru: (Shizue...)
Shizu: Thank You for everything, Team TenSura
Kazuma: who's TenSura
Y/N: That's the name of the company
Kazuma: oh, hey is Rimuru okay
they turn to look at Rimuru in a deep moment of though
Y/N (somber): yeah, he'll be alright, just some things to get over
*BEEP*
Y/N: well, that was it, what did you all think
Souei: it was interesting
Shion: OF COURSE IT WAS, any moment with Lord Rimuru is perfect
Shuna: *giggles* *nods in approval*
Kazuma: well then, what's next
Y/N: well-
Yep This one was a whole lot quicker than the others, sorry that it may be on the shorter side, but Trust me as I say this again, I got BIG plans, but you're just going to have to wait and see,
What are still doing here
That's it, I'm not revealing anything
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FINE, JUST One Peek
HERE IT IS...
APRIL FOOLS (yeah the day may have just started for some, but whatever this is my story)
Seriously though, I do Have plans, you all just have to trust me on this, and as always leave a Comment on how I can do better, and Until next Time
Have a Good Night, SEE YA
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