Author: Hello everyone! I am Shiewanie Kristo, the author of The Tattooed Bad Boy. I haven't only written that story, I have a few other ones which I will shamelessly mention at the end of this. Anyway, today, I will interview the important characters of this story. Zoe, Hunter, Tony, Alyssa, Dylan (Dylan is my baby lol.), Blaze (Hunter's sister), and of course, the fabulous Godmother (of Blaze, Zoe and Hunter's daughter). So hey guys! *looks at all the characters*

Everyone: Hello.

Author: So we'll start with Zoe. So, Zoe, you are the main character and I person of this story, all the problems you went through, what is your opinion on those?

Zoe: Personally, I want to kill you for doing all of that to me, but at the end I realized that you did all of that to make me realize how amazing it all ended up.

Author: *smiles* Well, glad I didn't get killed. Anyway, have you forgiven Alyssa? And Tony?

Zoe: *looks at Alyssa*

Alyssa: I already fucking apologized for that! Jesus, I even died for it!

Hunter: *places cigarette between lips* Over-dramatic bitch.

Zoe: Stop glaring at each other! Anyway, yes, I have forgiven Alyssa, but Tony can rot in hell.

Tony: Thank you. I'll make sure to have you there too.

Hunter: Don't worry, motherfucker. I'll be there too.

Jiminwifie (Godmother): Oh, I'll be there too *evil smile*

Author: Guys, we're going off topic. Anyway, Hunter, what was your favorite part of the entire story?

Hunter: *grins* We all know which part it is... You know.. The night it happened... *rolls eyes* I'm talking about the night we proposed, you nasties.

Dylan: You nasty for making us think nasty *scowls*

Author: Dylan, I swear, you're asking for your death. Hunter.. *looks at Hunter* Who do you hate the most?

Hunter: I would say Dylan, but... Tony, you fucker, I'm gonna murder you.

Dylan: How can you hate me? *pouts*

Author: How can you hate Dylan? *frowns* Continuing,-- Hunter! STOP STRANGLING TONY!

Hunter: *stops* I didn't do anything.

Author: When did you see, Zoe? And what made you feel like she was perfect for you?

Hunter: I saw her at school obviously, when she walked with Alyssa and quickly glanced at me, but would look away when I looked at her. I just didn't think anymore. It's not like she had a choice.

Author: *rolls eyes* Moving on, What would you like to change about the story?

Hunter: The fact that you wrote it.

STAND BACK! THE AUTHOR JUST GOT ROASTED! HUNTER 1-0 AUTHOR

Author: How pleasant *sarcastic smile* Blaze, I'm sorry you weren't in the story longer, but what do you think of Hunter and Zoe?

Blaze: Hunter and Zoe are just perfect. Beyond perfect actually. I'm happy that Hunter had someone after I died.

Author: I'm getting over emotional. *wipes tear* What if I told you that instead of asking Zoe out, Hunter just claimed her as his?

Blaze: *gasps* He really did that?

Dylan: What do you even expect from this fucker? *throws pillow on Hunter's head* --OH MY GOD IS THAT CAKE!? *runs off*

Author: What the fuck?

Hunter: What was even in your head when you made him?

Author: Funny, that's when I ask myself every time you open your big mouth.

HUNTER FUCKING ROASTED! HUNTER 1-1 AUTHOR

Author: And now, to everyone's favorite, Tony. What made you go crazy?

Tony: What the fuck do you mean!? *glares at author*

Author: *glares back at Tony* You know what I fucking mean Tony. Be happy I didn't make you die, otherwise I would fucking stab you in both of your eyes and make you bleed to death.

Hunter: I'm starting to like this chick.

*Dylan walks back and sits down on sofa next to jiminwifie*

Author: Now answer the damn question, Tony.

Tony: Bitch, it's not my fault you gave me a lot of goddamn issues.

Jiminwifie: Tony, you better shut your ass up, otherwise things won't end up pretty for you. Just skip to the next person, Shiwii.

Author: You're right. Dylan, what's the first thing that came up in your head when you saw, Zoe?

Dylan: "Wow, she looks nice. I'll try talking to her." That.

Author: Okay. I think we know nearly everything about Dylan, except for one thing. Most of the readers felt like you're gay. Your opinion on that?

Dylan: *looks at all readers with serious look on his face* I am gay. Got a problem bro?

Author: No one should have a problem. Okay, now we're going to interview the last person. We don't know anything about this person, so here we go. Godmother, what made you feel so attached to Blaze and Zoe?

Jiminwifie: You want me to go all speech on you? Okay. You see them? Zoe and Blaze are my bitches! But I don't know how I got attached to them (._. Might be destiny *winks*

Author: Besides the fact that Hunter has good looks and is scared of nothing *Hunter smirks*, what makes you think that he has the perfect personality for this book? (if you think so that is.)

Jiminwifie: How can I not like him when he's my second bitch Zoe's husband? I'm too lazy to type how caring Hunter is. Let me move on to the next question. I will force hunter to marry me. *Zoe gasps* Jk. I will never do that, stop being dramatic, Zoe.

Author: *shakes head* How the hell... Anyway... What would you do if Zoe committed suicide in the chapter before the Epilogue?

Jiminwifie: I will take Hunter and run away. Jk. I will force her to be alive again. Maybe a hit in her face will wake her up.

Zoe: Oh, I feel so loved.

Author: Your opinion on Dylan the great?

*Dylan flips imaginary hair over shoulder*

Jiminwifie: I want dylan to be gay. Dylan will be my side whore. Dylan make me go crazy. In a good way. I think I'm going crazy.

Dylan: *rolls eyes* I am gay. And you're not going crazy... You already are fucking insane.

Jiminwifie: You be talking like you're far behind me.

DYLAN 1-1 JIMINWIFIE

Blaze: It's like this turned into a roast challenge.

Author: One last question. if you could change one thing about the story, what would that be?

Jiminwifie: I will kill Tony. Wake Blaze from her death. I should be the one who's killing Alysha or whatever her name is. Hunter making another baby with Zoe, so I can be a extra happy godmother. I want Dylan's love life. And Tony's death. U know what? I ship Dylan and Zachariah.

Alyssa: It's Alyssa.

Zoe: Really, another baby?

Dylan: How cute. I wouldn't me forever alone.

Author: Sorry, Dylan (._.

Blaze: Aww *hugs jiminwifie* I like you.

Jiminwifie: *hugs Blaze back* I love you too. And Shiwii, I want to be a godmother of 20 children. If u can make that possible, thank you. Zoe don't need to suffer from giving birth to potatoes from her vagina. She can give birth to them through her mouth.

Author: *Looks flatly at readers* And with that disturbing thought, we end this interview. I hope you guys liked it! Because I ran out of humor! Thank you once again for reading, voting, sharing, and following. It means a lot! Thank you so much!!

Dylan: I still want that cake tho.

Tony: Shut up, you useless piece of human being.

Dylan: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU JUST CALL ME!? BITCH, IMMA DROPKICK YOU SO HARD, YOU GON' FORGET WHERE YOUR BRAIN WENT---

Author: BYE GUYS!