Ken: Order Order! *Bangs gravel*

Zac and Xander:....

Ken: I call this meeting to order

Xander: *Towers over ken* How come you get the gravel!

Ken: Because I'm the mommy that's why NOW SIT DOWN!

Zac: MOOOOOM can I get juice

Ken: No you just had juice go get some water!

Zac: JUICE!

KEN:WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?!

Zac: I want JUICE!

Xander: Mom can I have a cookie!

Ken: NO Put the cookie down! Cookies are for closures!

Zac: JUICE!

Ken: *Smacks gravel on table* Do you both want spankings! If not then sit down and be quiet!

Zac and Xander: Why..?

Ken: * Pats they're heads* Because I'm the mommy that's why...