"Cana I don't think this a good idea."

"Trust me Lu, it's going to be fine."

"What if they find us?"

"Stop worrying kid, they won't." Cana cracked her knuckles, toes, neck, and anything else she could crack.

"Eww." Luna cringed, listening to all the crack sounds coming from Cana's body.

"Alright let's get started." They were hiding in the air ducts above the cafeteria, scoping out the scenery, "all we need is for one of them to get up and go near each other, then I can use my handy-dandy powers and let the fun begin."

"This better work. I don't wanna be in a old rundown air duct for nothing." Luna said, wiping the cobwebs off of her face.

"It will work. Now let's watch."

"Dude look! Twelve o clock! Cute girl alert!"

Natsu turned around and saw the girl wink and wave at him. He chuckled and turned back to his friend, "do you ever not think about girls?"

"Do you ever think about girls?"

"Touché."

"Hey Natsu!" Natsu recognized that voice in an instant.

"Hey Lis."

She sat next to him, "Whatcha reading?"

"Since I didn't have that much time to study last night, I'm trying to go over Mr. Todds lesson from yesterday."

"Oh that's right, we have that physics test today."

"Yeah, and I can't fail this test." He continued reading the passage and taking notes.

"Well, I came over wondering if you would like to go to carnival with me tommorow."

"There's a carnival around here?"

"Yeah, it just opened up a couple days ago and everyone's talking about it."

"Oh really?" He continues looking at his notes, while trying to listen to her.

"So do you want to come with me?"

"Maybe next time, I have alot of studying to do," he picked up his tray and started walking toward the trash can, "besides, it's not safe out there anymore. There's syndicates all around this place now."

"Yeah your right, maybe next time."

"For sure!"

She leaned her head on the table and cursed at herself for how stupid she was for asking him.

"Forget about him, I'll go with you, babe." She lifted her head to see his friend smirking at her.

"Ew, I think I'll pass." She stood up and sped walked out the cafeteria.

"Your loss!" He yelled.

"Ok this is our chance." Cana said.

"What's our chance?"

"Look where he's walking." Luna watched him carefully, realizing what she was talking about.

"I see what you mean."

Cana gave off an evil aura, scaring the heck out of Luna, "let the plan commence." She let out a sinister laugh.

"Just don't hurt them."

"Can't make any promises."

"What! You can't hurt them-"

"Do you want them all together or not?"

She pouted, "Yes."

"Then trust me."

"Fine, go ahead." Luna knew she was going to regret this, but if there was a chance to get them all together, then she had to make a sacrifice.

Cana watched carefully, waiting for the perfect moment he got close to Gray, "just a few more steps, buddy."

The closer and closer he got to Gray the bigger Cana's grin, "just one more step."

He took his last step, delighting Cana, "Now!" She used her ability to trip Natsu and making sure his food landed straight on Gray.

"Oh no." Luna whispered, knowing her Uncle Grays temper.

Natsu got off the floor and rubbed his head, "Ouch." He looked up to see Gray covered in his leftover oatmeal and orange juice.

Gray sat there with his eyes closed, "who did this." He whispered dangerously low. Everyone was silent including Natsu,"I said..." he stood up from his seat, "...who did it!?" The temperature of the room dropped tremendously, worrying some of the students.

"Gray, calm down. It was just an accident." Natsu said, in an annoyed tone.

Gray looked down at the culprit, "I should've known you would do something like this!"

"Dude calm down it was an accident!"

"I know you and I know you did that on purpose!"

"Stop saying you know me! You don't know me at all!"

"Oh yeah..." he grabbed his half melted snowcone and threw it at him, but Natsu was faster and ducked before it could hit him. Cana noticed who was behind him and made sure that it didn't miss the next culprit.

"I can see your aim is still crap." He looked back up at Gray and saw his face go from angry to absolutely horrified. Natsu turned to see one of the most frightening thing in the world...

Erza Scarlet, covered in a blue snowcone.

"Gray! Natsu!" She screamed.

"Erza I'm so sorry! I didnt even know I threw it that hard. I was trying to throw it at him but he ducked-"

"I don't wanna hear any of your pitiful excuses. It's just like you to throw something at me and blame it on Natsu. You're such a coward!"

"Coward!? You can call me whatever the hell you want to call me but a coward is crossing the line."

"If anyone here is the coward it's you! Using your authority to scare the school into actually liking you!" Jellal joined in.

"Oh shut up Jellal, you should be the last person talking." Erza said.

"Oh really, at least I don't have to use my daddy's bank account just to win the election."

"Damn!" Cana said, eating popcorn.

"Where did you get the popcorn?" Luna asked.

"Are you trying to say I cheated?" Erza rolled up her sleeves.

"If the shoes fits."

"Oh that's it!" She took a scoop of her oatmeal in her hands and threw it at Jellal, soaking him and one other person in oatmeal.

"Erza!"

Erza gasped, "I'm sorry Levy, I didn't mean too-"

"You totally did that on purpose!"

"No I really didn't-"

"Save it! You just can't leave people alone can you. Some people actually don't want to be around lying, bitchy, people!"

Natsu scoffed, "You're one to talk."

"Save it, pretty boy. Not every girl in the school wants to hear you speak."

"Ohh! Right in the jugular." Cana said, chewing on her popcorn.

"This doesn't seem like a good idea anymore Cana." Luna sulked.

"Trust me, it's fine."

"Oh really..." natsu dug his hand into a bowl of oatmeal, "at least I wouldn't sell out my friends for a stupid book!" He threw it at her, covering her and Gray in oatmeal.

"You're going to pay for that!" She took a whole bowl of something gooey, probably mystery meat, and threw it at him, covering him from head to toe.

"Food fight!" A student yelled, making everyone in the cafeteria start throwing food at each other.

"And my job is done." Cana whispered. They both sat in the air ducts, watching the horror in the cafeteria.

"Take this Flamebrain!" Gray threw a bowl of oatmeal at him, covering Natsu's face.

"Stop acting like your better than everyone!" Levy threw a cupcake at Erza, causing the frosting to get all over her uniform.

"This is my special uniform! Ugh! I hate you Levy!" She threw the frosting on her shirt back at Levy.

The whole cafeteria was out of control. Food being thrown everywhere, people fighting, and the staff was too scared to come out of the kitchen to contain the mess.

Principal Makarov and a few other teachers entered the cafeteria.

"Look." Cana pointed at Makarov.

"Oh no." Luna hid inside her hoodie.

"Stop this right now!" His voice boomed throughout the whole school, sending fear into each and everyone of the students.

All the students froze, except for a select few, "Who is responsible for this?!"

All the students in the cafeteria pointed at the group of people who were still fighting. He sighed "I should have known..." he walked toward them with the teachers following behind him.

They were still fighting. Jellal pulling on Erza's hair, Gray and Natsu punching each other and Levy trying to pull Natsu off of Gray.

"Stop this instance!" They all turned to him, terrified.

Erza was the first to speak, "principal Makarov! I'm so sorry! I was just minding my own business until these clowns disturbed me."

"Clowns!? Let me at her!" Gray held onto Levy while she was punching and kicking the air.

"You know I wouldn't do anything like this Makarov-"

"Be quiet Erza." Erza was taken aback when he said that. Never has he ever used that kind of tone with her.

He pinched the bridge of his nose, "I don't even know what to say to all of you, in fact I'm so disappointed in all of you that I'm considering expelling you all."

"Gramps come on that's not fair-" Natsu started

"That's fair enough for all the damage you just caused!" He yelled, making Natsu silent. He sighed, "detention every weekend for six months, no questions asked!"

"We understand." Jellal spoke.

"Go to the detention room." They all started their walk of shame toward the detention room.

"Aww, I almost feel bad... almost." Cana said.

"We should get out of here before the bell rings."

"Yeah, let's blow this popsicle stand." They started crawling out, but the vents started making an unusual sound.

"Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?" Cana started moving again, making a few screws pop out of place, which was holding the vents together.

"That!" The vents fell apart causing them to fall out and land, painfully, in front of Makarov.

His entire face was red in anger. He couldn't speak because he was so mad.

"H-Hey principal Makarov, how's it going?" Cana said, nervously.

"Not the time Cana." Luna whispered.

"I'm guessing the both of you had something to do with this."

"Pfft! Why would you say that?" Luna said, playing with her fingers.

"I'll deal with you two later, for now, you can follow them to the detention room."

They both stood up and followed the five to the room.

"As for all of you, clean up this mess! I want this cafeteria spotless!"

"So much for them not finding out about us." Luna whispered.

"Hey, we got them into the same room, job done."

Luna sighed, "I hope it was worth it."