Link let Mario sleep in his shitty apartment. Link was sleep and was drunk on milk.
Mario:"*walks up to see Link sleeping drunk* Wake up, lazy ass."
Link:"*wakes up* Oh...*drink milk* Your up.. mr...apple?"
Mario:"Your drunk on milk again Link."
Link:"Yeah...*becomes not drunk* What happened? .. oh yeah. Training shit.*drinks milk*.. Well am not really here to train you.*points at Yoshi* He is."
Yoshi:"Wudup assholes."
Mario:"Hey-a Yoshi."
Yoshi:"So your trying to go back to the top. That's not going to be so easy. Where's your "wife:"?"
Mario:"Well..a.. she took my house and half of my money."
Yoshi:" Wooooww. Welp let's get training."
Mario went to the training land and started training his fire punching ability and his fire balls.
He worked very hard, he killed 5 Golems, melted 4 Metal Sonic clones and killed his training clone and... he drank 25 bottlesof water because he's a fat ass.

8 minutes later

Mario:" I'm ready."
Yoshi:" wow.. mauntages are real."

At the Super Smash League Sign up

Mario:"It's a me Mario. I'm a here to enter the Smasha tournaments.
Guard:" And you are?"
Mario:"Mario!"
Guard:" Oh Mario... wait Mario?! Wow, you actually decide to come back and not go to the strip club and get drunk."
Mario:"Well. I did get drunk..a few times."

Flashback to last week

Mario:"*is drunk* Hey.. bitch.... I'm a.... gonna.... lick you....bagina...*falls down and flops* Help!.... I'm dying."
Blissey:"*sighs* Blissey Blissey (Why did i marry him?)"

End of flashback

Guard:" Hmmm. Ok your in...
Mario:"Yay!"😃
Guard:"For next week."
Mario:"What?"😲
Guard:" This week is filled and there is no more space for any other fighters.
Mario:"*walks away and goes to the Bar* Welp shit.. i can't practice because it's full."
Link:" Actually i know a place. It's that illegal smash tournaments. I've been there. Not because of strippers...maybe."
So they went to the illegal samsh club. It was in a large old abandon  building. Weird.  It was both a cheep bar and a battle place where people battled for money.
Mario:"Wow. This-a looks messier than-a Muks House."
Link:"Yep*drinks milk* This is the place."
Yoshi:"Wow. Damn... You weren't kidding."
Link:" Yeah.  Just.sign up over there. *points at 2 tough hammer bros*"
Mario walks up to them and signs up. 5 minutes later it was Mario's turn to fight.
Mario:"Wow. That was a fast.  Anyway wish me luck. Ya hoi!*he jumped into the ring*"
Announcer:"Ladies and gentlemen we have...Mario?.. wow. Didn't expect you here... and we have Scizor in the other side."
Scizor:"Scizor Sizz Scizor (You ready for a bullet punch)."
Mario:"I suppose... Let's-a Go!"
Scizor was quicj and used buller punch.  The Scizor grabbed Mario's throat and slammed him on the ground. Mario then noticed that Scizor is a Bug and Steel type Pokemon,  who is 4x weak to fire. So Mario rapidly fire punched scizor. Scizor surprisingly was still up and uppercuts Mario and uses Metal Claw. Mario was hurt very badly. Yoshi and Link (probably) cheered him on. Mario then ened him with a Fire Blast. Scizor fainted. Mario won.  Then suddenly the same Gang of enemies showed up.
Goomba:"Yo. We're taling you hostage!"
Yoshi:"Not on my watch!" Yoshi was shot on his palms and feet. He cried him extreme pain.
Mario:"Yoshi!!!*jumped out of the ring* Yoshi... Hiw could you thi-.. waitaren't you the same gang from the bar?:
Goomba:" ummm. Maube6."
Mario:"Lemme guess. Meta Knight. "
Goomba:"Ummm maybe."
Mario:"Link take Yoshi toa hospital. I'll deal with this."
Mario beated all the guys very easily. Mario was veet depressed to see his father figure being shot.

At the hospital

Mario:" How do you feel?"
Yoshi::*his foot and hand in a cast. He can't move his leg or arms* Well.. I've been shot and i can't move my hand so I can't masterbate... but overall I'm ok. The doctor said ill be back in a few weeks."
Mario:" I feel terrible that this-a happened to you.*tears*"
Yoshi:"Hey don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Just go and beat that Meta guy  thing.."
Mario:"Ok Yoshi... I'll do it for you. "
Yoshi:"Also btw can you buy me some KFC and maybe give me a hand job gor the night?"
Mario:"Uhhhhhhhhhh-"

To be continued...