Welp After Yoshi went to the hospital and got handjob, Mario fell into a depression and started drinking again.
Link:" Mario you got to lift your spirit up. I can't see you drinking all day. And these beer is gonna on my bills."
Mario:"I'm not up for it if i don't have the guts anymor.
Link:"*sigh* Welp guess I'll just throw away these pornhub passworI'mds."
Mario:"No*punches Link*...fine I'll do it. I'll do it for Yoshi."
Link:" Ok i get it but did you have to breakmy nose."
Mario:"Oh....sorry."
So Mario trained very hard, Link was his somewhat mentor.

Attacking
Link:" Ok Mario, you just to to defeat the army of deadly Miis."
The miis looked cute yet dangerous.  Thet had swords, guns and cannons.
Mario:" Okie Dokie.*goes after then but they attack back by brute force* Oh God! Mama mii ya...get it😉"
Link:"your about to get crushed."
Mario:"*Looks* Oh shi-*gets destroy*"
Link:"*sighs* We got alot of work ahead of us.

Weight lifting
Link:"Ok Mario, your gonna lift some-"
Mario:" Wait are you calling me fat?"
Link:"Um you are fat, Mario.*pokes belly*"
Mario:" I'm sexy!"
Link:"Sure... but you are out of shape."
Mario:"Well at least I'm not a slutty alcoholic."
Link:"I ain't no slut!"
Mario:"That's what Zelda said to me."
Link:" Fuck you and just lift this weight shit!"
Mario:"Ok.*lifts weight* See. It is-a easy."
Link:"Ok now lift this Snorelax."
Mario:" Why?! You can't even lift it!"
Link:"True, but your fat."
Mario burns Snorelax out of anger and Snorelax fainted.
Link:"Wow...ok... next."

Running
Mario:" Why am i doing this? I'm fast."
Link:" Yeah but it's good exercise.*drinks milk* go run! There's Chain Chomps behind you!"
Mario:"*looks back* Oh-a Shit!*starts running*"
Mario and Link ran away from the angry Chain Chomps. They ran all over the place. Then an old sage saw them and stopped them.
He ask:"What the hell are two folks doing?"
Mario and Link begged to go through but the CHAIN chomps were coming closer. Then the Old Sage turned the Chain Chomps into puppies.
Mario:"What teh fu-"

Punching
Link:" Ok Mario punch this tree."
Mario punches tree and the tree broke.
Link:" Now punch the pole."
Mario punche pole and it bent.
Link:" Now punch this animatronic."
Mario punched it and ut Freddy turned to kill mode.
Freddy:" I shall exterminate you.. with a song.*starts singing* ♩My little ducky love to play with me. He is a great friend.♩"
Mario:" That song sucked."
Freddy:"*eyes turn red* KILL MODE ACTIVATE!
Mario:" Oh no*runs* Ahhh! Where you you get him?"
Link:" At Freddy's pizzeria."
Freddy's arms turned into rocket launchers.
Link:"Mario! Block the rocket with  your punches!"
Mario deflected with punches and countered them to Freddy then he exploded.
Mario:" Take that you mean bear!"
Link:"Oh wow."

Dancing
Mario:"Hey why do i to learn how to dance."
Link:" It will come handy in one of them. Now your here are your teachers." The dance teachers were Kirby, Diddy king and Mr.Gameandwatch.
Mario:" oh."
Kirby:" Hi!😃"
Diddy kong:*claps*
Mr.Gameandwatch:" i got moves my nigga."
Link:" So these people are gonna help you learn how to dance...Hip-hop."
Mario:" Okie dokie. Let's a go."
Kirby taught Mario how to break dance.
Kirby:*BREAK dances*
Mario:" Ok ill try.*flops and smashes floor*"
Kirby sighs. Diddy kong show mario how to do air tricks.
Mario:"*does a big back flip* That was easy...*drops on the floor and screams in pain*" and finally Mr.Gameandwatch taughg mario how to rap.
Mr.Gameandwatch:"Ok Mario so this is how to rap...♩One day my bitch ask can i smash you dick. Im like: Yeah nigga smash it real hard. Then we party all night. Like we were do fucking bright. Awh. Yeah boi, we are so AWESOME! Just Look at my car. It runs in 2K gas nigga. Yeah. I got alot of gold shit and crystal bottle beer nigga...awe yeah... yeah getting savagey... awh..yeah.♩
Mario:"......Whatwas that?""
Mr.Gameandwatch:"That was Rapping my nigga and you try."
Mario:"okie!*sings this⬇⬇⬇♩

♩
Mr.Gameandwatch:"*sigh*i knew i should've called my boi Jay-Z."

Later
Link:"All right Mario... Now are you ready*drinks beer and is half drunk*"
Mario:"Yes."
Link:"Good now i gott go and sit.*falls over and flops*
Mario:"Let's a go!"

To be continued...

Hey guys sorry this took a while i had school in the way and other things were happening so yeah. But i hope you like this chapter