WHY THE FUCK AM I AWAKE AND ANGRY NOW YOU MIGHT BE ASKING

(AT THE TIME OF POSTING IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING FOR YOU PEOPLE GOING BACK THROUGH THIS CRAP)

OH I KNOW BECAUSE THERE'S THIS OBNOXIOUS BEEPING NOISE FROM THE SMOKE ALARM THAT WON'T STOP

AND OUR DOG KNOCKED OVER THE TRASH AND HAS BEEN EATING IT ALL NIGHT

AND THE POWER IS OUT (I DON'T KNOW WHY OR HOW, THE FUCKING SKY WAS CLEAR TONIGHT, BUT IT'S OUT! A SUBTLE LITTLE 'FUCK YOU' FROM THE ELECTRIC COMPANY! SO JUST A HEADS UP IF I DON'T RESPOND TOMORROW (TODAY? TOMORROW? I DON'T FUCKING CARE)

SO I CLEAN UP THE TRASH WITH MY -PHONE- LIGHT BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND THE FLASHLIGHT, RIGHT AND I'M ALL ANGRY LIKE 'WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY NOTICE THIS'

AND GUESS WHAT NOBODY NOTICED DESPITE ME CLEARLY HEARING OTHER PEOPLE WERE FUCKING -AWAKE-. AND NOBODY CAME TO HELP ME, SO THERE'S THAT.

SO IN TOTAL WE HAVE A BEEP, A BAD DOG, AND AN IRATE ME. FUCK. OFF. WORLD. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP NOW BECAUSE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SCHOOL AND SHIT TOMORROW AND GUESS WHAT

I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT ANYWAYS DESPITE THE TWO PAGE LONG NOTE I JUST PUT UP ON MY DOOR WHICH MY DOG WILL PROBABLY EAT, OR MY MOTHER WILL IGNORE AND WAKE ME ANYWAYS

WELL, GUESS WHAT, JOKE'S ON HER BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE PISSED AS FUCK IN THE MORNING (LATER IN THE MORNING? I DON'T CARE) AND I'LL PROBABLY BE VIOLENT AS FUCK TO WAKE UP BECAUSE

A- I POSTED A NOTE.

B- I EXPLAINED WHY IN THE FUCKING NOTE.

C- I EXPLAINED CIVILLY WITHOUT SWEARING EVEN THOUGH I -REALLY- WANTED TO

D- SHE IGNORED THE NOTE.

E- SHE WOKE ME ANYWAYS

AND I WILL BE MAD AS FUCK TOMORROW TOO

TL;DR- FUCK YOU READ THE POST