This is a conversation between Paper jam and yourself, Bill Cipher.

Bill Cipher: HIYA THERE! NAME'S BILL! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!

Paper jam : Um...how are you the master? I thought my parents were..

Paper jam : (I know who bill cipher if you wanna know..)

Bill Cipher: I'M THE MASTER BECAUSE I CAN DO THIS! *Bill proceeds to melt a statue with his bare hands.* (Wait, you know who bill is, or nah?)

Paper jam : (gravity falls?)

Paper jam : *paper jam watches in amazement*

Bill Cipher: (YEAH) SO? WHADDYA THINK, KID?

Paper jam : (yay!) Amazing! But..can you talk to error and ink for me please? Their the ones who made me,me! So they have powerful powers too!

Bill Cipher: POWERS?

Bill Cipher: IF I SEE THEIR POWERS, I MAY HAVE TO TAKE THEM.

Bill Cipher: NOBODY SHOULD HAVE POWERS IN MY WORLD BESIDES ME.

Paper jam : But then they won't be able to keep the different AU's in balance...*paper jam says softly*

Bill Cipher: AUS?

Bill Cipher: WHAT'S AN AU?

Paper jam : A alternate universe

Bill Cipher: ...CAN I EAT IT?

Bill Cipher: CAN I EAT THE UNIVERSE?

Paper jam : For short au

Bill Cipher: I WANNA EAT IT.

Bill Cipher: I'M GONNA EAT IT.

Paper jam : Why?? Can you not eat the fresh au and the undertale au? Cause those ones are important..or else this place wouldn't exist...

Bill Cipher: I WANNA EAT ONE. IS FELL TASTY? I THINK FELL WOULD BE SPICY.

Paper jam : Um sure..that universe is literal hell..they kill each other for fun..but I dont think blue would like that..he's in underswap..can you eat under list instead? That place us horrid.....

Bill Cipher: UNDERLUST? SURE.

Paper jam : Thanks...

Bill Cipher: *In a flash, that universe was gone.*

Bill Cipher: ..H-HM?

Bill Cipher: OH, SWEET GOD! IT TASTES LIKE LUBE AND DIRTY DICK!

Paper jam : I honestly don't know what they were thinking when they made that au..I'm disappointed in my parents for that...

Bill Cipher: I CAN'T TAKE THIS! IT TASTES LIKE HORRIBLE SEX ACTS!

Bill Cipher: *He pulled out a gun and tried to shoot himself.*

Bill Cipher: ..OH RIGHT. ALREADY A DEMON. CAN'T DIE,

Bill Cipher: ..

Bill Cipher: FUCK.

Paper jam : Same...

Bill Cipher: WELL, THIS SUCKS.

Bill Cipher: ANY OTHER UNIVERSE I CAN EAT TO GET THE HORRIBLE TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH?

Bill Cipher: IF YOU SAY FELL-LUST I'LL EAT YOU.

Paper jam : Hmmm I think..*a portal appears and three skeletons walk through, it's fresh sans,ink,and error walk through, and ink and error pause when they see bill they pase but fresh ignores the triangle,a nd walks over to paper jam* sup jammy..*fresh says and jammy does a little wave* sup fresh

Bill Cipher: WHO IS THIS COLORFUL CRAYON SKELETON? CAN I EAT HIM?

Paper jam : No! He is part of the fresh au and i sad no eating from that au!*paper jam says and fresh just chuckles and error and ink look at each other and sigh* ink:bill...why the hell are you here?

Bill Cipher: TO SEE THE KID, OF COURSE!

Bill Cipher: WHY WOULDN'T I BE HERE?

Paper jam : Ink:I don't know..destroy our national being? Taking over our home? Possibly 'eating' everything*ink glares at bill as error just sighs and walks over to paper jam and fresh*

Bill Cipher: WHAT?! I WANT TO EAT MORE AUS BESIDES UNDERLUST!

Bill Cipher: UNDERLUST TASTED LIKE DIRTY-ASS DICKS!

Paper jam : Error:*error snickered trying not to laugh and he just looks at paper jam* I'm so proud....i thought you well..*he starts laughing and fresh just smiles* fresh:yeah bruh! You just got rekted bill!*fresh says while ink just shakes his skull\hear trying to hide a smile*

Bill Cipher: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

Bill Cipher: ARE YOU SERIOUS, ERROR?! INK?! FRESH?!

Paper jam : Ink:what? Dick got your tounge!*ink smiles folding his arms*

Bill Cipher: I WILL END YOU!

Paper jam : Ink:what did we do? Your the one who agreed to eat it! Plus your the one who wanted to eat AU's so why not get the worst ones first!*ink says ignoring his threats*

Bill Cipher: *Bill reached and grabbed Ink by the arm, yanking him forward.*

Paper jam : Error:*by a mere second he seemed to have punched bill in the face* don't touch him you dick bag...*he growls*

Bill Cipher: ..WHAT?! THEY WERE GETTING PISSY AT ME!

Paper jam : Error:because your interfering with our world...it's our property to have our rights..*he says calmly*

Bill Cipher: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M OUT!

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