One fine day in the Happy Tree Friends world....

Lianna: *Jumping around happily, humming to herself*

Suddenly, four random figures approach the castle.

Lianna: *Watching SMG4 on the TV*

Suddenly, O'Chunks, Mr.L, Mimi and Dimentio come in and blast their powers and attack Lianna.

Lianna: *Screaming, then gets tied to a chair*

O'Chunks: *Places a gun up against Lianna's head*

Dimentio: Stupid! Stupid! *Throws a harpoon into the TV*

Lianna: Hey!

The TV turns onto the Blecky Bois show.

O'Chunks, Mimi, Mr.L and Dimentio: *Cheering*

Lianna: NO! NO!!!!!! *Screams*

Over the hills and faraway, Blecky Bois come to play.

Clones of the four villains are doing sh*t.

Time for Blecky Bois! Time for Blecky Bois! Time for Blecky-

O'Chunks: *Driving a tank and runs over the speaker*

O'Chunks!

O'Chunks: O'Chunky!

Mr.L!

Mr.L: Mr.L!

Mimi!

Mimi: Mimi!

Dimentio!

Dimentio: *Gets creepily close to the TV and glitches out*I

Blecky Bois!

Everyone: Black Bois!

Say hello!

O'Chunks, Mimi and Mr.L: Hello!

Dimentio: GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE!

Everyone but Lianna: *Cheers*

Lianna: *Screaming*

It is a normal day at Bleck Village...

O'Chunks: 🎶Just waking up from the late night deathmatch screen stills shows the score from my dispatch, blah blah blah-🎶 WOAH! Uh-oh!

One day, in Bleck Village. O'Chunks saw that somebody spilled their Shroom Shake on the floor.

O'Chunks: Somebody spilt the Shroomy Shakes!

Lianna: IT'S SHROOM SHAKE DANG IT!

Dimentio: *Holding a knife* SHUT UP BEFORE I STAB YOU!

But whoever it was, has left footprints. Who spilled the Shroom Shake?

O'Chunks: Who pilled de SHROOMY SHAKY?

Lianna: *Eye twitches*

O'Chunks: *Jumps after the footprints, following through a portal and sees Francis the Chameleon waving* YOU'RE A F*GGOT FRANCIS! *Shoots him*

O'Chunks soon finds the culprit.

O'Chunks: Ooh!

Uh-Oh!

Dimentio: B*tch!

Was it Dimentio who spilled the Shroom Shake?

Everyone: Yes! Yes!

Lianna: *Nods slowly*

O'Chunks: Ohhh!!! :D *Tosses a mop at Dimentio* NOW CLEAN IT UP! >:(

Dimentio: NOOOO!!! *Flings himself out of the house*

What a lot of mess! Shroom Shake everywhere!

Nastasia: *Cleaning up the mess*

Look at that! Nastasia is tidying up the Shroom Shake!

Nastasia: *Looking at the walls* Holly sh*t! Oh my god! What happened?

Dimentio: What do you mean what happened?

Nastasia: Oh the walls!

Dimentio: What are we talking about?

Nastasia: THERE'S SH*T ON THE WALLS!

Dimentio: *Runs off* 🎵Trololololololo🎵

Nastasia: EXCUSE ME?! *Mumbling to herself: That stupid jacka$$*

Mimi: Shroomy Shake! Shroom Shake! *Slurping her Shroom Shake, making a huge mess*

Shroom Shake all over Mimi.

Mimi: Oh! Oh no! :D

Nastasia: >:( GODDAMNIT YOU GOTTA PAINT THE GODDAMN HOUSE! YOU BITCH!!! *Slaps Mimi*

Sonic: There's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, dat'z no gud.

Nastasia: *Cleaning up Mimi, mumbling to herself*

Mimi: *Gets touched* OH MY GOD!!!!

O'Chunks: *Screeches and holding a gun* FBI OPEN UP!

Nastasia: I wasn't the one throwing sh!t on the walls!

O'Chunks: I don't give a fuck!

Nastasia: Please! Have mercy!

O'Chunks: *Blasts her off*

Nastasia: *Screams*

Everyone: Uh oh!

Lianna: *Thinking: You can do this. Everybody's watching you* Gah! The horror!

Ding-Dong!

GreatGamerGirl: Lianna! *Laughing then sees the guys* O.O

Everyone: *Staring at GreatGamerGirl*

Lianna: GreatGamerGirl!

GreatGamerGirl: *Stares*

Lianna: Get me the heck outta here!

GreatGamerGirl: *Backs up slowly*

Lianna: Hey! Don't leave me all alone! Come back!

GreatGamerGirl: *Leaves*

And now we're back to, Blecky Bois!

Everyone: *Cheers*

Lianna: GOD DANG IT!

It is nighttime and Mimi is out and about.

One day, in Bleck Village, Mimi was out for a walk, when she heard something very unusual...

Mimi: *Goes to check out the sound, sees some bright lights* What's that? *Enters the club*

Mr.L is getting it on with the fangirls. Mimi was uninvited, she was very angry.

Dimentio: *Hugging a girl* Uh... I can explain...

Mr.L: You are gay. *Laughing*

Mimi: *Snapping her neck* WHAT DID YOU SAY N*GGER?!

Mimi then goes on a murderous rampage.

Dimentio: *Tries to calm down Mimi* 🎵Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!🎵 I luv you!

Mimi: *Attacks Dimentio*

Fangirls go flying everywhere, until...

Time for Couple's Cake.

Mimi: Couple's Cake! Yay! Couples cake!

Lianna: *Getting annoyed* Is it over with?!

Dimentio: Sit your five dollar a** down before I make change!

The minions were all gathered in a group.

Everyone: Hello!

One day, in Bleck Village, all of the minions we're being very quiet.

Dimentio: Woah! Woah! Woah! Wait up you a**holes! What are we doing here?

O'Chunks: Magic. *Snort snort*

Suddenly grumbling.

Lianna: Oh no!

Count Bleck/The Void: I AM GOD! YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!

Nastasia: HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T!

O'Chunks: Yay!!!!

Dimentio: Oh it's beautiful!

Count Bleck/Void: Ready for a crazy adventure? B*thces? *Shoots a beam at a TV strapped to Dimentio's belly*

Dimentio: *Laughs*

The TV then shows Lianna on the TV.

TV Lianna: Oh hello! It's me! Lianna!

Lianna: WHAT?!

TV Lianna: Have you ever wanted to give up on life and wanted to become a loyal minion to Count Bleck? I know you have! And now you can too!

Then suddenly, Lianna transformed into Dimentio Lianna.

Lianna: WHAT THE F*CK?!

Dimentio Lianna then starts to dance and twerk.

Lianna: Oh no! Oh! Oh! No! Oh no! *Freaking out*

Dimentio Lianna: Oh boy! That makes me so happy! Oh!

Suddenly an Air Horn goes off.

Time for Blecky Bye Bye! Time for Blecky Bye Bye!

Everyone: *Groaning*

Count Bleck/The Void: Uh, bye!

Then the credits play.

Dimentio: Hey, where's the prisoner?

Lianna: *Dead*

Everyone: Uh oh!

Random Koopa Troopa: Hey you creepy circus freaks! You finally got your first view on your TV channel! And it only took you guys two years! Congrats!

Everyone: *Cheers happily*

The End.

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