Liamna the Bunny's Guide to Avoiding Brainwashing!
Lianna: Hey guys! Lianna the Bunny here! Today I'm going to show you a guide to not being brainwashed! I am joined by Nastasia here today!
Nastasia: Ugh... Why do I do this?
Lianna: And we're going to show you a guide on how to not get brainwashed!
Step 1: Stay Alert!
Lianna: If you're wandering around Castle Bleck and you happen to be hunted down by a a brainwashing secretary lady, you want to make sure you stay alert wherever you go... If you're like me, you have the survival skills to help you keep alive. Like your good sense of smell, your large floppy ears and your quick speed and agility. *Walking through the halls and hears something, then makes a silent sprint to safety* If you're not an animal, you can always get yourself a Nastasia Detector. Francis built this up to help you track any Nastasia.
Francis: It's so high technical! But it for 800 Gold Coins!
Lianna: I also made a book about animal instincts and skills for your species.
Nastasia: That's an encyclopedia! You didn't write it!
Lianna: Let's go for Step 2!
Step 2: Get rid of your track!
Lianna: If you happen to be a species that can easily leave behind tracks, you best make sure that you should not leave your footprints behind. Let's examine these guys:
O'Chunks: *Walking around and makes big prints*
Lianna: Ouch!
Mimi: *Making tiny footprints*
Lianna: Better, but.. OOF!
Dimentio: *Floating above the ground*
Lianna: Bingo! That's perfect!
Dimentio: This is what happens when you aren't programmed with a walking/running animation.
Lianna: If you leave behind tracks like these, you must always remove them.
Nastasia: *Comes in* GOSH DARN IT, O'CHUNKS! MIMI! YOU LEFT MUD TRACKS ON THE FLOOR!
Lianna: *Cleaning up the mess with a mop*
Nastasia: YOU CAN'T EVEN MOP CORRECTLY!
Lianna: *Sticks her tongue out at Nastasia*
Nastasia: -_-
Step 3: Playing Dead!
Lianna: If you have little time to react and a crazy hypnotist is coming around the corner, you should try playing dead like me and this Dry Bones!
Kyle the Dry Bones: It's Kyle!
Lianna: Whatever, let's do this!
Kyle the Dry Bones: *Collapses into a pile of bones*
Lianna: *Puts on the stupid zombie makeup and plays dead*
Nastasia: Didn't your Fanfiction taught you anything?! Zombies aren't scary any more and I already know this bone bag's species!
Lianna: Oh shoot! I forgot about doing this in my Fanfiction! Note to the audience: Don't do a stunt like this unless you are certain that the people who are hunting you down are major idiots-- *Screams*
Technically Difficulties. Please stand by.
The End.
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