Shed.PAC
One day in Pac-World, the giant Betrayus was punching and destroying everything.
Lianna: *Gets her cutie mark* Look girls! I finally got my cutie mark! I got my cutie mark girls.
Jewel and Scarlett: *Fly off*
Lianna: Girls? Where ya'll going? *Gets crushed and dies*
Shed.PAC
Blinky: Bababababababababababababa!!!!
Spiral: *Carrying Blinky on his back* Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi!
Cyli: *Carrying Spiral and Blinky on her back* Mamammamamamamamammammamama!!!
Spiral: Woah, woah, woah. Wait up you A**holes. What are we doing here?
Blinky: Sir.C said we have to find something called the Helaments of Armory. We have to look in Clyde's shed.
Cyli: Wait a minute, didn't Cylde say something about people going in his shed?
Blinky: Hmm... *Thinking*
Flashback 1:
Sir.C, Spiral and Cyli: *Playing spin the bottle*
Spiral: Yo Cylde! You wanna play Spin the bottle with us?
Cylde: Hehehehehehe! Come on you guys, don't tease me, I'm shy. Hehehe. Stay outta my shed!
Flashback 2:
Spiral: What up boy, you wanna go hang out with Cylde?
Cyli: Okay!
Spiral and Cyli: *Kicking Cylde*
Spiral: Hehe. Take that you stupid c***. *Stops kicking* Yeah, welcome to Pac-World, F****. Badaboom!
Cylde: *Has a black eye, bloody nose and is brused* Oh ho! Good one you guys. You really got me. Stay outta my shed, okay?
Flashback 3:
Teacher: And this year's prom king is, Cylde!
Cylde: *Runs up on stage* Oh my god! Now that I won this, I finally like myself!
Spiral: Yo this is going to be so total F***ing rad.
Cyli: *Pulls a rope*
Cylde: *Has a bucket of pee dumped on his head*
Blinky: *Smoking* Hey guys look! Clyde's all wet! *Laughs*
Everyone: *Laughs and takes pictures*
Spiral: YO THAT'S MY P*** YOU DUMB B****!! THAT'S MY P***!!! Hahahahahahahah!!!
Clyde: *Looking at his pee covered hands* No! Stop laughing! Stop laughing at me! STAY OUTTA MY SHED!!! STAY OUTTA MY SHED!!!
End of flashbacks.
Blinky: *Floating there then goes derpy* I think he said we're always welcome in his shed.
Blinky, Cyli and Spiral went into Clyde's shed. There were dead animal skins on the wall, his dead butterfly pinned to a picture frame and a bunny brain cornor.
Blinky: Oh my god! Look at all this p*rn! *Holds up P*rn magazines*
Spiral: *Has his hair sticking up, throbing* Swag.
Cyli: *Looking at the dead animals* Man, Cylde sure has a lot of weird art.
Spiral: Yeah, but what do you expect from some quiet b**** who spends all their time in the forest with small woodland creatures.
Cyli: Yeah, what a freak. Hehehehheh!
Blinky: *Notices Derpy Ghost* Oh god look what he did to Derpy Ghost! *Picks up his toaster cozy body* He turned him into a decorative toaster cozy. *Hugs it*
Cylde: Hey Hey Hey.
Blinky, Cyli and Spiral: *Look over*
Cylde: What I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHED?! *Has a chainsaw*
Blinky: Well we're f***ed.
Cylde: *Snaps his finger* Take it away fellas.
Then all the dead animal skins start playing xylophone music.
Cylde: *Singing* I'm gonna sing a song for you.
Cyli and Blinky: *Get out of the way*
Cylde: *Singing* I'm going show you a thing or two! *Straps up Spiral* So have a seat my dear and if it's all the same. Just sit back, and relax. WHILE I EAT YOUR BRAINS!
The Animal skins: *Singing* Ya! Ya! Ya! Gonna eat ya brains!
Cylde: Brains! Brains! Brains! *Starts using the chainsaw on Spiral*
Spiral: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Animal Skins: *Still singing*
Then the cops shown up.
Cop: Alright, alright. What's going on in here?
Cylde: Um. This isn't what it looks like? Hehe.
Spiral: *Gets sliced in half*
Then two cyclops ghosts drag Cylde to a soft room in the mental hospital. Cylde is wearing a straight jacket and muzzle.
Cylde: *Sits there*
Blinky: *Looks at Cyli* What have things been so weird around here lately?
Cyli: My Daddy makes me put glass in my v*****.
Blinky: *Flies off* Yeah, okay, good luck with that.
Meanwhile...
Betrayus: *Humping a building while destroying everything*
You just read a Pac-Man Parody of My Little Pony.
Cylde: *Jumpscares*
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The End.
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