Shed.PAC

One day in Pac-World, the giant Betrayus was punching and destroying everything.

Lianna: *Gets her cutie mark* Look girls! I finally got my cutie mark! I got my cutie mark girls.

Jewel and Scarlett: *Fly off*

Lianna: Girls? Where ya'll going? *Gets crushed and dies*

Shed.PAC

Blinky: Bababababababababababababa!!!!

Spiral: *Carrying Blinky on his back* Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi! Shi!

Cyli: *Carrying Spiral and Blinky on her back* Mamammamamamamamammammamama!!!

Spiral: Woah, woah, woah. Wait up you A**holes. What are we doing here?

Blinky: Sir.C said we have to find something called the Helaments of Armory. We have to look in Clyde's shed.

Cyli: Wait a minute, didn't Cylde say something about people going in his shed?

Blinky: Hmm... *Thinking*

Flashback 1:

Sir.C, Spiral and Cyli: *Playing spin the bottle*

Spiral: Yo Cylde! You wanna play Spin the bottle with us?

Cylde: Hehehehehehe! Come on you guys, don't tease me, I'm shy. Hehehe. Stay outta my shed!

Flashback 2:

Spiral: What up boy, you wanna go hang out with Cylde?

Cyli: Okay!

Spiral and Cyli: *Kicking Cylde*

Spiral: Hehe. Take that you stupid c***. *Stops kicking* Yeah, welcome to Pac-World, F****. Badaboom!

Cylde: *Has a black eye, bloody nose and is brused* Oh ho! Good one you guys. You really got me. Stay outta my shed, okay?

Flashback 3:

Teacher: And this year's prom king is, Cylde!

Cylde: *Runs up on stage* Oh my god! Now that I won this, I finally like myself!

Spiral: Yo this is going to be so total F***ing rad.

Cyli: *Pulls a rope*

Cylde: *Has a bucket of pee dumped on his head*

Blinky: *Smoking* Hey guys look! Clyde's all wet! *Laughs*

Everyone: *Laughs and takes pictures*

Spiral: YO THAT'S MY P*** YOU DUMB B****!! THAT'S MY P***!!! Hahahahahahahah!!!

Clyde: *Looking at his pee covered hands* No! Stop laughing! Stop laughing at me! STAY OUTTA MY SHED!!! STAY OUTTA MY SHED!!!

End of flashbacks.

Blinky: *Floating there then goes derpy* I think he said we're always welcome in his shed.

Blinky, Cyli and Spiral went into Clyde's shed. There were dead animal skins on the wall, his dead butterfly pinned to a picture frame and a bunny brain cornor.

Blinky: Oh my god! Look at all this p*rn! *Holds up P*rn magazines*

Spiral: *Has his hair sticking up, throbing* Swag.

Cyli: *Looking at the dead animals* Man, Cylde sure has a lot of weird art.

Spiral: Yeah, but what do you expect from some quiet b**** who spends all their time in the forest with small woodland creatures.

Cyli: Yeah, what a freak. Hehehehheh!

Blinky: *Notices Derpy Ghost* Oh god look what he did to Derpy Ghost! *Picks up his toaster cozy body* He turned him into a decorative toaster cozy. *Hugs it*

Cylde: Hey Hey Hey.

Blinky, Cyli and Spiral: *Look over*

Cylde: What I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHED?! *Has a chainsaw*

Blinky: Well we're f***ed.

Cylde: *Snaps his finger* Take it away fellas.

Then all the dead animal skins start playing xylophone music.

Cylde: *Singing* I'm gonna sing a song for you.

Cyli and Blinky: *Get out of the way*

Cylde: *Singing* I'm going show you a thing or two! *Straps up Spiral* So have a seat my dear and if it's all the same. Just sit back, and relax. WHILE I EAT YOUR BRAINS!

The Animal skins: *Singing* Ya! Ya! Ya! Gonna eat ya brains!

Cylde: Brains! Brains! Brains! *Starts using the chainsaw on Spiral*

Spiral: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The Animal Skins: *Still singing*

Then the cops shown up.

Cop: Alright, alright. What's going on in here?

Cylde: Um. This isn't what it looks like? Hehe.

Spiral: *Gets sliced in half*

Then two cyclops ghosts drag Cylde to a soft room in the mental hospital. Cylde is wearing a straight jacket and muzzle.

Cylde: *Sits there*

Blinky: *Looks at Cyli* What have things been so weird around here lately?

Cyli: My Daddy makes me put glass in my v*****.

Blinky: *Flies off* Yeah, okay, good luck with that.

Meanwhile...

Betrayus: *Humping a building while destroying everything*

You just read a Pac-Man Parody of My Little Pony.

Cylde: *Jumpscares*

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Sir.C episode coming soon!

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Spiral episode coming soon!

The End.

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