Dress.PAC
Pac-World was once a safe place. Until a giant Betrayus starts destroying everything.
Sir.C: Dear Sweet God! Betrayus, the God of ghosts has been freed from his Netherworld prison and is delivering waste to everyone and everything we hold dear. Blinky we have one option. We must locate the Tree of Life.
Blinky: *Smokes a bottle of weed* Yeah far out dude.
Dress. PAC
Cylde: *Eating candy*
Sir.C: *Pokes a stick at his butt*
Cylde: Hey Hey Hey. Quit Poking me with your thing.
Sir.C: Cylde! Have you seen the Tree of Life anywhere?
Cylde: Hey. Hey. Hey. I don't know what you're talking about you talking lime. Stay outta my shed okay? *Shuts the door to his shed*
Sir.C: Wanna help me look Spiral?
Spiral: Yeah why don't you suck my D*** you dumb B**** Huhuhuhuh! Swag!
Sir.C: *Rubing his Man Parts* I know! I'll ask Pinky! *Banging his fist on Pinky's door* PINKY! GET YO FAT A** OUT HERE AND HELP ME FIND THE TREE OF LIFE!!!!
Pinky: Oh I simply can't darling! I'm entertaining family today!
Sir.C: Your family of over 30 illegal Mexican imagrants?
Pinky: Of course dear! Who do you think makes my dresses? They come over, they look at my posters, I pretend to whip them, it's a silly pretend game! Hahahah!! Like a family tradition! Hahahahahahahah!!! Except their not allowed to leave!
Sir.C: That doesn't seem very ethical Pinky?
Pinky: Oh well. Everyone knows Mexicans aren't real people.
Paco: Oh Mrs. Pinky. My little fingers hurt from making so many dresses against my will.
Pinky: Oh my poor baby! Let mama Pinky help you. *Breaks off his fingers* No need to thank me dear! Generosity is my middle name!
Paco: Oh no! Looks like hard times ahead for Paco!
Pinky: *Looks in a mirror* Oh I'm truly am the most beautiful ghost in all of Pac-World. To gaze upon me. Is to know dignity within me.
Mexican Teenage Girl: Mrs. Pinky. I am so thirsty. *Holds up a glass*
Pinky: *Spits in the glass* Drink that dear.
Mexican Teenage Girl: When are you going to pay us Mrs. Pinky?
Pinky: I'm sorry darling. I can't speak your fake accent. You simply must learn to speak English in order to live in this world.
Sir.C: *Farts and gets the door slammed on him*
Pinky: Oh Clyde! I made you a beautiful tuxedo so you wouldn't look so much like an unwashed trap!
Cylde: Hey. Hey. Hey. Stay Outta my shed!
Pinky: Yes! That's me! The most generous ghost in Pac-World. *Gets grabbed by a Mexican Macho Man*
Macho Man: Revolution!!!
Pinky: I'm sorry dear. I don't understand that gastly taco language you speak.
Macho Man: Revolution.
Pinky: That's what I thought you'd say.
The Macho Man took Pinky inside and the ponies beat her up.
Pinky: No! No! NOT THE GENEROS FACE! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!
Meanwhile...
Betrayus: I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BRING ME THE TREE OF LIFE!!!!
RainbowDash762.
Cylde episode coming soon!
Sir.C episode coming soon!
Cyli episode coming soon!
Spiral episode coming soon!
The End.
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