July 30, 2015

Hello again Diary! It's me Dr. Buttocks. I am here writing my darkest secret ever. I have met my love interest. She has brown skin, brown eyes. She also has Orange shorts and a pink t-shirt. With that purple backpack she always carries that talks and the talking map that directs her and her monkey friend where they go next, she is quite the explorer. Her name is Dora the explorer. I think she is so smart. She knows how to speak Spanish, she has a ton of friends, (even though most are 3-7 year olds.) I love her. However, I can't marry her because I'm dead. And she is alive.

Betrayus: Ha! Ha! You like baby shows!

Dr.Buttocks: Why you son of a %$#&&!!!!!!! *Blasts Betrayus with a Pingas Launcher.*

Dr.Buttocks: Well thank god he's gone! Well this is the greatest invention I've ever made. Even better than a Spooka-Bazzoka! Well I'm going to find Dora the explorer and marry her.

*After many days and nights flying, Dr.Buttocks found Dora. They got married and all the other storybook characters Lianna made showed up for the wedding.*