"Everyone hide your shoulders from Brendan!" -White Chocolate 2017

"Elijah, at this point you could tell me you killed someone and I'd sill kiss you"- Anjali 2017

"I don't often have them and I just saw her performance at the Oscars and I was like "she's really hot" and thus a celebrity crush was born"- Lucas 2017

"Thanks for tuning in on "White Chocolates makeup tips (for strippers)"- Mackenzie 2017

"True love is when you let someone share your burrito bowl"- Anjali 2017

"Hold on, I have a meme for this"- Alice at all times

"My wonderful rainbow puke backpack. I hated it when I first got it in the beginning of 6th grade, but it grew on me. It's held many homework assignments, and notes from my friends. It never complained when I would slam it on the ground. *sheds a few tears* I'm sad to see it go. My backpack, thank you,, for always having my back"-Anjali 2017

"We should all french braid our hair then go out to do stuff." -Max 2017

"Are you a distressed cow"- Mackenzie 2017

"I sound like a goat whale," -Chloe 2017

"Chloe stop! Everyone but Mary is uncomfortable" -Anji 2017

"Eat life with a spoon" -Mary 2015

"She believed she could fit that entire pizza in her mouth... so she did" -Anjali 2017

"Ok that's a penalty, dancing like a white guy" -Brendan 2017

"You find my boyfriend sexually attractive and exciting?" -Mackenzie 2017

"It's comforting to know that people who buy guns also like angry rants against the government" -Brendan 2017

"My eyebrows are like two caterpillars trying to mate" -Brendan 2017

"There's this 8th grader in choir and I've adopted him as my child and he calls me mom now and today he asked me to help him open something and I don't know I think it's awesome" -Mary 2017

"My popcorn is gone... I wanna kill myself" -Mackenzie 2017

"Are you just gonna make me come over to your house and nose strip me to death" -Lucas 2017

"Your fingers will feel amazing afterwards" -Lucas 2017

"I was almost scared to talk to you because you were so amazing." -Mackenzie to Mary 2017

"Stop rubbing your boob clippers on me Mackenzie!" -Lucas 2017

"Fuck all kinds of duck" -Harry 2017

"Stop making out with the water fountain you have a boyfriend"- Sofa 2017

"MOO MOO WEIRDOS"- Alice 2017

"WE SHALL COURT ALL THE LOVERS WITH POTATOES"- Alice 2017

"Story time: I almost died while pole dancing"- Anna 2017

"As the phone slipped from my hand all I could hear was the friends theme song
" -Lucas 2017

"Bada bing bada boom it's smells like paint in my room" -Anjali 2017

"I wish I had cleavage to hide snakes in" -Chloe 2017

"*Looks at Neosporin confused*" -Mackenzie 2017

"After almost killing everyone I get donuts" -Lucas 2017

"When in doubt listen to It's Quiet Uptown and question your entire life" -Anjali 2017

"This bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24/7" -Mackenzie 2017

"Holy schist, my mom bag killed a cat"- Mackenzie 2017

"I need more friction!" -Lucas 2017

"It doesn't taste better it tastes more." -Talia 2017

"When your so alone the only satisfaction you have in life is watching other people make out" -Lucas 2017

"I'm making booze out of my anus," -Alexander 2017

"Were your just humping me with your boobs" -Chlo 2017

"Do u ever burn yourself and stare at the burn and think 'wow that's gonna hurt' and then think 'wait that's my hand and it does hurt!" -Alice 2017

"I'm not going to say that your boyfriend is hot" -Mackenzie 2017

"Green wall sucks ERR" -table in math class 2027

"My brother is known for his moist mouth" - Mackenzie 2017

"Are you a proud math mother?" -Lucas to Talia 2017

"*walks in* what the hell? I have a penis?!?!?!?!?" -Chlo 2017

"Is his name Boner?" -Mrs. Healy

"I've actually been looking forward to these chicken nugget all day." -Me 2017

"That's what it feels like to have a pole up your anus" -Chloe 2017

"I can barely speak sarcasm correctly" -Alice 2017

"Sugar Daddy, bring it home."- Chloe 2017

"I enjoyed that moist cookie" -Lucas

"I'll deduct points from your quiz if you say negative comments about my vest"- Anjali's Spanish Teacher 2017

"I'm 1% fluent in German! I win!"- Alice 2017

"Stabby McStabberton"- Alice 2017

"Id rather not eat egg juice" -Talia 2017

"Don't worry I'm not going to put that in my mouth" -Mackenzie 2017

"I feel like you're judging my flappy thing" -Lucas 2017

"I want an army of sentient tables"- Alice 2017

"*sucking yogurt* AH ITS TOO THICK" -Lucas 2017

"Why are LGBT couples so much cuter than straight couples" -Brendo 2017

"They look like dehydrated mummy nuts"-Lucas 2017

"How do I make brown!!!" -Chloe 2017

"I'm not wearing a bra!"- Chloe 2017

"ITS A GOSH DARN FLAN BOI"- Alice 201

"WHY DONT I HAVE ONE GOOD PICTURE OF ELIJAHS EYEBROWS"- Sis 2017

"They're making a foith toy story." -Brendo 2017

"Your eyebrows could turn anyone on with a wink" -Sis 2017

"Aren't we all a little gay"- Anjali 2017

"They're making a foith toy story." -Brendo 2017

"Mr Edwards can make anything happen and fun" -Talia 2017

"Sometimes when you talk your eyebrow wiggles." -Kenzie 2017

"I meant with pistols or light sabers not fencing with penises" -Chloe 2017

"It's like the sorting hat except you get pregnant and aids" -Mrs Healy 2017

"My perfect sexy little psycho killer"- Harry 2017

"ARE MY LIPS NOT MOIST ENOUGH FOR You?!" -Lucas 2017

"Man I don't need your list, f*** your list" -Alice 2017

"Cheek boobs" -Anjali 2017

"I like it spongy!" -my dad 2017

"When unable to get up, throw washcloths at the thing you want and it shall come to you"- Sofa 2017

"Why are you guys impregnating each other?"- Lucas 2017

"OH SWEET LORDY" -Lucas 2017

"MY MOM IS MAGICALLY ALIVE IM PREGNANT WITH THE CHILD OF FEMME WHO HAS CHILDREN WITH OUR SISTER AND MY HUSBAND IS DEAD WHAT IS LIFE"- Mary 2017

"I wannna learn how to pole dance" - Chloe 2017

"its become a sexually violated orange" -alice 2017

"I kinda feels like when you have your pants all the way down while sh$&ing" -Chloe

"It's kinda like calling someone a racist peace of sperm" -Chloe 2017

"I'm trying to be optimistic but I wanted to kill myself" -Anjali 2017

"Mmh! That's sublime!" -Lucas 2017

"Is that what we'll hear in the sex RV?" -Talia
2017

"*in the splits high on the pole* look! It's my vagina" -Chloe 2017

"It's scantily clad women in sex clothes, what's not to love?"-Chloe 2017

"THEY HAVE CORKSCREW PENISES"-Chloe 2017

"I have pointy shoes and I feel dangerous!" -Talia 2017

"Lick them love them have children with them" -Anjali 2017

"Well Conor has showed me how to get all the guys" -BRENDO 2017

"You're not stealing my leggings to seduce boys with your butt" -Mackenzie 2017

"We must fuse together to create the alpha female and dominate the men"- Anjali 2017

"Your like the dabbing virgin!" -Mackenzie 2017

"Me rubbing my abs all over your head" -Anjali 2017

"The universe is chaos, my piano teacher is a douche, and I want a milkshake!" -Harry 2017

"This is why I don't let you touch my hair" -alice 2017

"Fingering counts as a toy because toys can do it better" -Joey 2017

"Chloe's just gonna put lingerie all over it!"- Lucas 2017

"BECAUSE ITS SEX CLOTHES!!!!" -Chloe 2017

"You've lost your foot privileges, Harry with be disappointed" -Lucas 2017

"Now I'm all sugared up and ready to destroy people"- Sofa

"I don't run around killing people, I walk." -Chloe 2017

"Might as well have some great orgasms before I die, right?" -Chloe 2017

"I HAVE A NOODLE ADDICTION"- Mackenzie 2017

".....sorry...I strip when I'm excited"-Mackenzie 2017

"Can you just sprout marigolds out of your ass?"- Alice 2017

"It's like when dogs sniff each other's butts but with tacos and oral sex" -Chloe 2017

"Today I'm feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic"- Alice 2017

"Today I'm feeling foggy with an 86% chance of uncontrollable sneezing"- Lucas 2017

"I don't watch TV in the morning I just sit in the dark and eat my dry cereal" -Connor 2017

"I don't know why but Donovan likes to send me pictures of dead presidents" -Patrick 2017

"Said in a deep angry voice kinda like batman" -Lucas 2017

"let me get this straight Anjali is driving recklessly while I'm smacking baked goods away from Alice she's somehow making in the car and Mackenzie's pole dancing in the car while Mary showers here with $100 bills"- Lucas 2017

/frequent updates to this page so check often/