Location: Australia

Near the Great Barrier Reef

Y/n now stood face to face with James Gunn's King Shark from The Suicide Squad Movie.

Y/n: KING SHARK?!

Nanaue: Nnnoo?

Y/n: YOU EVEN GOT SYLVESTOR STALLONE'S VOICE!!!!

Nanaue: Huh?

Y/n: So... what are you doing here?

Nanaue: Sensed you... you nom nom?

Y/n: No I'm not nom nom.

Nanaue: You nom nom?

Y/n: Me not nom nom.

Nanaue: You no nom nom?

Y/n: Yes, I am not nom nom.

Nanaue: Hungry!

Y/n: You want something to eat?

Nanaue nodded and Y/n looked around before he pointed at the water at a couple of fish.

Y/n: There's some fish, you can eat that.

Nanaue didn't answer that question as he just stood quietly and looked at the sky.

Y/n: Uh hello, Nanaue?

Nanaue:

https://youtu.be/JzfzU6c9umU

Y/n: Bird?

Y/n looked in the direction of Nanaue head and saw a giant bird approaching them but it was hard to see because it was above the clouds and also it was nighttime.

Y/n: What the fuck is that?

Nanaue: Bird.

Y/n: Yes I know its a bird.

Nanaue: Big bird.

Y/n: Got that right pal.

The massive bird suddenly dove out of the clouds and Y/n widened his eyes in shock at who it was.

Y/n: RODAN?!

Nanaue: Fried Chicken... nom nom?

Y/n: No... maybe.

Rodan dove towards the two and rushed towards Y/n who waved.

Y/n: Hey my name is.... OH FUCK!!!

Rodan grabbed Y/n with his talons and took to the sky with Hulk struggling in his claws.

Y/n: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

Y/n grabbed Rodan's ankles and began to squeeze until a satisfying POP! Was heard which elicited a screech of pain from the fire chicken.

Rodan: OW, MAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!

Y/n: I AIN'T DONE YET!!!

Y/n then swung himself onto Rodan's back and slammed his fist into Rodan's back which him yell in pain and begun to divebomb out of control as Y/n held on for dear life.

Y/n and Rodan: NO NO NO AAAHHHHH!!!!

They both crashed into the ground, with the bird lighting everything on fire as he got back up with his wings blazing with heat and fire.

Y/n cracked his knuckles and ran towards Rodan who flew towards him before trying a stab with his beak which made Y/n grab it and put him in a headlock.

Y/n: GODDAMN IT YOU SON OF A BITCH, HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!

Rodan: THEN LET GO DUMBASS!!!

Y/n increased his headlock pressure which made Rodan become more sluggish with his movements until he shouted.

Rodan: I GIVE UP!!! I GIVE UP!!!

Y/n: FUCKING FINALLY!!!

Y/n released the headlock and began rolling on the ground trying to add dirt to his burning skin while yelling out profanities. Rodan was gasping for air in a weird way which made Y/n stop and look at him.

Y/n: Dude you good? You sound like you're deepthroating a cock right now.

Rodan: Wh-what?! No, no, no just need air.

Y/n: Oookay...

Y/n read on the internet that Rodan could be gay which made him get a shit eating grin on his face.

Y/n: Oi Rodan.

Rodan: What?

Y/n: Are you gay?

Rodan's face burned a bit which was pretty noticeable.

Rodan: N-no.

Y/n: You're face says otherwise.

Rodan: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Y/n: Man just be honest.

Rodan: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW?!

Y/n: I didn't, you just confirmed you're gay.

Rodan opened his beak to say something else until he realises what the fuck just happened and he sighed in frustration.

Rodan: Ok yes... you happy now?

Y/n: Hmmm maybe, now why did you attack me man? I didn't do shit.

Rodan: You are an Alpha Titan, I tried to fight King Ghidorah but-

Y/n: You lost didn't you?

Rodan: NO!!! I WAS CLOSE!!!

Y/n: For real, how close?

Rodan: I BEAK STABBED HIM IN THE NECK!!!

Y/n: Which one?

Rodan: Ni!!!

Y/n: WHICH FUCKING HEAD?!

Rodan: THE RIGHT ONE!!!

Y/n: Oh.

Silence enveloped the two until running was heard and they saw Nanaue running up to them or more importantly... Rodan.

Nanaue: NOM NOM!!!

Rodan: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

Y/n: NANAUE HE'S FRIEND!!!

Nanaue stopped and looked at Y/n with his chubby face.

Nanaue: Friend?

Y/n: He good.

Nanaue: Sorry pretty bird.

Rodan began stammering over his next words before the big shark pulled him up which made Y/n look at Nanaue with his infamous shit eating grin.

Y/n: Hey Nanaue, are you gay?

It wouldn't make any sense if he wasn't, Y/n read the DC Comics and saw that King Shark was in fact gay with John Constantine. If some of his friends were gay then Y/n was fine with it as long as he doesn't know how gay they are.

Nanaue: Huh?

Y/n: Are you gay?

Rodan: He's not.

Nanaue: Gay?

Y/n: Do you like girls?

Nanaue: Nnnoooo...

Y/n: So you like guys?

Nanaue nodded which made Rodan look at him in surprise while Y/n nodded in understanding.

Y/n: Alright... thanks man.

Nanaue:

Y/n: Now Rodan, care to explain your little scuffles before this shit.

Rodan: King Ghidorah is free and beated Godzilla before I had a turn to fight him, managed to burn him a little and stab Ni before I was defeated. I wanted to regain redemption so I searched for another Alpha Titan which was you and I hoping to defeat you so I could show other titans that I'm not just... a pushover.

Y/n: Sooo, Godzilla went down?

Rodan: Yes.

Nanaue: Who?

Y/n: Godzilla.

Nanaue: Who the fuck is that?

Rodan: Have you been under a rock or something?

Nanaue: Yes.

Y/n: This is fucking hopeless, Ghidorah will then wake the titans around the world and make them cause havoc to humanity.

Rodan: What do you think of humans? I personally think they're not that bad.

Nanaue: Humans are good nom noms when me hungry.

Y/n: Don't get me wrong with humans like I still fuck with them but they just be doing extra dumb shit sometimes.

Rodan: Ghidorah is gonna wake the other titans right?

Y/n: Yes.

Rodan: And they will destroy the humans right?

Nanaue: Si.

Rodan: What if we go and protect them from the other titans?!

He spreaded his wings out in happiness and to emphasize his point while Y/n and Nanaue just looked at him with confusion.

Nanaue: We save humans?

Rodan: Yeah! So you can still eat them!

Nanaue: Me like humans... me help protect them.

Rodan: Alright what about.... I never really got your names.

Y/n: I am the Hulk or you can call me Y/n and that's Nanaue, do you think protecting humans are worth putting our lives on the line for?

Rodan and Nanaue: Yes.

Y/n: Y'al are probably just saying that cuz y'all like each other... I'm in.

Rodan: Good! Then we need a team name!

Y/n: Like what?

Rodan: Gay Squad.

Y/n: Im not gay, I got two girlfriends so pick something else.

Nanaue: I protect humans so I can still eat them.

Y/n: That's a reason to help them not a name... how about.... I got nothing.

Rodan: What about SUBWAY?

Y/n: Ni**a what?

Rodan: Like an acronym... oh how about Stupid Umbres Backup Wait And Yeet!!!

Y/n and Nanaue looked at him then at each other.

Y/n: I like it, then let's do it!!!!

Y/n began running while Rodan cheered and flew after him.

Rodan: FEAR THE STUPID UMBRES!!!

Nanaue: Where go, friends?!

He ran to catch up with them and the three of them decide to protect the world from the titans that Ghidorah will wake up not knowing what or who will stand in their way.

FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING, NO I AM NOT GAY BUT I RESPECT ALL THOSE WHO ARE, JUST GIVING MY STORY A LITTLE DIVERSITY!!! I'M FINE IF YOU ARE GAY BUT I DON'T WANNA KNOW HOW GAY YOU ARE SO DON'T COMMENTING SOME NASTY GAY SHIT, IGHT?!