Y/n: ITS FINALLY HERE!!! AFTER THREE YEARS OF TWO SECOND TEASERS, ITS HERE!!!

Y/n: Alright! Lemme grab some popcorn and watch this thing, no way in hell am I going to a theater at a time like this.

Y/n goes to his kitchen cabinet and sees that their is two packs of popcorn, one for butter and one for caramel.

Y/n: Fuck it... I'll go with caramel."

Y/n runs back to his couch and hops onto it before clicking the play button for the movie.

Y/n: Come on Kong, even if you lose I won't be mad.

Flashback

https://youtu.be/odM92ap8_c0

Y/n: YEAH GODZILLA GETTING FUCKED!!!

Few Months Later

https://youtu.be/W2P2tPzNf_s

Y/n: WHAT! WHY DOESN'T GODZILLA GET KNOCKED OUT FOR ONCE, LIKE FUCK MAN!!!

Present

https://youtu.be/KTRKlZmJgVE

Y/n: LET'S GET IT ON!!!

https://youtu.be/MayqOgrHo9I

Y/n is now seen kicking garbage outside, most of it heading to the street.

Y/n: Stupid Godzilla, stupid humans, stupid EVERYTHING! Made Kong looked like he needed help every fucking twist and turn and when he fights for himself, HE LOSES!

Y/n: Man if I was in the Monsterverse, I would be a big ass Incredible Hulk, that way I can fucking beat the shit out of everyone and problem solve.

Y/n stares depressingly at the road before noticing a little girl running to the middle of the road to get her ball and the truck that was speeding.

Y/n: OH SHIT!!!

Y/n jumped and ran to the little girl before shoving her out of the way and the truck rammed Y/n in the side hard.

Y/n went flying before slamming back onto to the road bloodied, broken and bruised, then the little girl enters Y/n's sight with tears in her eyes.

Y/n: Good... you're s-safe.

And Y/n died.

HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED!!!