Grab that Oni by the Horns!

We Open up in Japan and A Monk was standing by A Bridge as you were walking by with your Girlfriend Shinobu having A little Spat.

Shinobu: Y/n I can't believe You would do that!

Y/n: Shinobu I'm sorry!

Shinobu: But I can't forgive you... 

















...You ate my ice cream sandwich, Y/n! That was mine for Lunch!

Y/n: I'll Buy you another one!

Shinobu: Okay, You're forgiven.

A/n: What do you think you would be? A Pervert? I'm Better than that.

She then Merrily skipped off, as you continued walking when suddenly the Monk appeared!

Monk: Wait! Don't Jump!

He then pushed you off the Bridge!

Monk: Oops! Are you Okay Kid?

You then Jumped back out of the water and Landed back on the Bridge.

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/Wn_lfATheJ0

Monk: I am so sorry Son! You Just Have A Terrible Face!

Y/n: WHAT!?

Monk: N-Not that You're Ugly! I-I mean you have A Face of Bad Luck! You suffer much Misfortune!

Y/n: Yeah, but I usually find A Way out of them. So (Flips the Bird) That's for Pushing me off the Bridge!

Monk: Once Again I am so sorry! My Name is Cherry. What's yours?

Y/n: Oh Hello Cherry, I'm Y/n. Now if you can excuse me.

You then Began walking off to see Your Mother and Shinobu running over to you.

Shinobu: Y/n! Are you Okay!?

Y/n: Yeah, I fell off A Bridge but that Never Killed me.

Shinobu: No! Did you see the news!?

Y/n: Huh? No. The news is Utter bullcrap except for A Few funny moments.

Mom: Y/n, You Might need to prepare yourself.

Y/n: Huh? Why?

Just then A Bunch of Agents showed up.

Y/n: HUH!? WHAT IS THIS!?

Agent: Y/n L/n Please Come with us.

Mom: Like I said, you Might need to prepare yourself.

Y/n: For What?

Later at your House...

You were staring at the Face of A Massive Horned Alien!

Y/n: An Oni?

https://youtu.be/3TG2b4KlcK0

Mr Invader: HAHAHAHA! Man You're one of the Bravest People I ever met my Name is Invader Kid and I want to challenge you!

Y/n: Huh? You Wanna Fight? Okay, I'll-

Mr Invader: No, No, Of course not! It's A Simple Game. You see We want your Planet.

Y/n: Okay.

Mr. Invader: But we have Randomly Picked one Human on your entire Planet and we Picked you so you Must compete in A Game of Tag.

Y/n: That Kids Game?

Mr. Invader: Exactly! Now-

Just then A Massive Bolt of Lightning rained down from the Sky and slammed into your backyard.

Y/n: Huh!?

Mr. Invader: Ah, Honey your Here to Compete! Good!

Just then his Daughter revealed herself.

Lum: Sorry Dad, I was running Late.

Y/n: (Blushing) ... Wow.

Shinbou was starting to get Jealous, With you Looking at Lum.

Mr. Invader: This Competition will be very simple. You Must Play A Game of Tag with my daughter and if you grab her horns in ten Days you win and your Planet will be Spared.

Y/n: Really? That's all? EASY!

Mr. Invader: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You May say that right now But it will be tough for you to Catch her!

Lum: Yep, I'm Not Just gonna let you touch My Body~

Shinobu was getting Pissed as you were now in the Mentality to win.

Nobody besides your family, Friends, and Shinobu knew this but this would be A Cakewalk for you.

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