fans: yall need to stop shipping markson, they are dead

markson:

wE aRE dEAD. mARksON iS dEAD.

also markson:

Enjoy (: this chapter of markson mocking fans

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"Omg Jackson, read this one," Mark giggled while pointing at the comment.

Jackson read it out loud.

"Jackson literally avoids Mark like he's a giant chili pepper."

Jackson laughed his hyena laugh.

"I mean you are hot," Jackson said.

Mark rolled his eyes but still blushed at his boyfriend's comment.

One comment caught Jackson's eye.

"Wang gae, Park gae is better lmao."

Mark laughed out loud. "Park gae who?? I only know Mark gae."

"I love Jinyoungie though," Jackson pouted.

Mark smacked him on his chest.

Jackson grimaced and rubbed his chest.

Mark began to read another comment, ignoring his lover's pain.

"Markson is dead. Mark himself murdered it."

Mark gave an offended look.

"What the fuck?? Me? I did not murder Markson. I'm actually offended."

"I mean you did murder it.." Jackson trailed off.

He got smacked again by Mark.

"Great! Now I'm gonna have a bruise," Jackson whined.

"If anything, you murdered it," Mark told Jackson.

"Huh? Not even. Smh."

"Oh my god, you did not just say "smh" out loud."

(but like who actually murdered it?? i say that they were two culprits)

Jackson ignored him and read another comment.

"Markson is not dead. Markson just never existed."

"Exxxcuseeee meee??? If we're on this Earth, that means we're not existing?? I didn't know that," Jackson said sassily.

"I guess not," Mark replied.

"Markson shippers be seriously overreacting, the ship is deadd. Get overrr it."

Jackson sighed.

"Okay fine. Markson may be dead, but guess what......."

Mark responded, "What?"

"Jark is still alive, hehhe."

"Oh my god."

"Jark forever!!!"

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disclaimer: some comments are made up while others are comments that i actually saw