Chapter 1

I sit in the bunker watching the Winchester's leave.

"Welp here I come Raphy," I say before flying down to the cage making sure to not be seen by the two feathered dildos. Thankfully I succeeded to get past them as I make my way to the end of the cage where I spot Raphael. I tap his side trying to get his attention. He turns his face to look at me "Gabriel" Raphael says in disbelief.

"Heya bro, let's get you out of here" I said to him in a hushed tone.
"Okay" he whispers to me, he slowly starts to stand but fails and slumped back down on the side of the cage.
"I got you" I murmur as I teleport into the cage and pick up Raphael trying not to hurt him. I exit the cage with Raphael in my arms.
"Thanks brother." Raphael whispers to me.
"I'm so dead later." I laughed out thinking about what Lucifer would do if he found out who he just broke out of the cage. I sprint past a very shocked Cas,Dean, and Sam.
"Was tha-" Raphael started before I cut him off.
"Lucifer's vessel? YUp!" I say as I continue running away from the cage.
"What happens after we get out of hell?" Raphael asked.
"We pay the Winchesters a little visit." I answered still running for my life.
Raphael nods as we make it out the doors of hell and we're back on earth. I sigh in relief as a plop onto the ground with my older brother chilling in my lap. I tightened my grip on Raph and start healing him.
"Thank you Gabriel." Raphael thanked.
"No prob bob" I replied smirking.
Raphael tilts his head confused. "So onto the winchesters then?" he asked.
"You look like Castiel when you do that you know? You are also correct now we have to go to the weedwackers" I breath out smiling as I stand lightly setting Raph on his feet.
"Can you walk Raphy?" I ask concerned. 
"Maybe.. Ouch nope" He answered.
"Looks like i'm the mom and your the baby for today Raphy" I smirk teleporting into the bunker
holding Raphael like a baby.
"WE'RE HOME YOU WEEDWACKERS!" I screech out as I set Raphael down in one of the chairs as the two Winchesters enter the room.
"So where's Castiel boys?" I question as Castiel walks into the room. I jump back a little looking at Castiel as he was currently being possessed.
"Hello, Gabriel" Lucifer mocked the younger angel as he smirked at his younger brothers.
"Hello, Raphael. How'd you get out of the cage?"
"Umm" Raph said shocked to see Lucifer possessing the smaller angel.
"I need answers~" Casifer sang, smiling wickedly at us. He was basically ignoring me at this point. All his attention was on Raphael.
"I'm not saying anything to you Lucifer." Raphael answered in a shaky voice.
"LUCIFER?!" Dean and Sam shouted. Lucifer shrugged and exhaled through his teeth.
"I forgot to tell you. Must've just slipped my mind," He joked "Now, Gabey. How about you tell me how you got dearest little brother out of the cage without me noticing?" He asked, looking me dead in the eye as he smirked. 'You have got to be kidding me' I thought to myself.
"Well it was pretty easy Luci. I just had to distract the big bag of dicks and luckily the Weedwackers and there angel did that for me" I said a bit on edge since he was probably gonna kill me now.
Lucifer chuckled "No one needed needed to distract him. He was busy fighting me. But, I guess without me in there he needed to distracted by someone, hmmmm?" he chucked. 
I laughed a little knowing how screwed I am.
"Sorry big bro but i wasn't talking about Michael... i was talking about the one and only...you" I say chuckling a bit thinking 'ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION I DONE FUCKED UP I AM SO BONED' which is probably what dad thought when he made me.
Lucifer puts a hand over his heart mockingly. "Oh what an insult," he said sarcastically before rolling his eyes. "Bite me gabriel." he added sharply before leaning on a wall and crossing his arms. "Well now that you know it's me what are you guys gonna do? Put me back in the cage?"
Lucifer asked.
"Lucifer.. Why exactly would we put you back? Hmmm? You really think i'd wanna keep you in that box forever? No. forget that! For all I care you can demolish that thing. All i wanna know is what do you want? What's your plan? To help us stop amara?" I asked curious as to why he would pretend to be castiel.  
"Seriously?" Lucifer scoffed. "What do I want? Well, my old vessel. I would like to be fucking free for once in my life. And sure, I'll help you take out the old hag."
At this point i'm still thinking oh shit i'm dead. dad just kill me now. Wait no you actually might.
I sigh "well I know where your old vessel is but, you have to at least make peace or a treaty with Michael cause dAMN IT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU FIGHTING" I yell out hoping they don't fight and get another innocent angel in the crossfire of the two like they did with Balthazar and Alfie.
Lucifer jumped a little he probably hadn't been expecting that. "Whoa, shit. Okay. i'll try my best, but you know Mr. Perfect. He's always gotta have his way" Lucifer rolled his eyes. Michael was basically a walking argument with chicken wings.
"At least try. As for Michael if I have i'll throw him back into the cage myself cause i'm not getting caught in the crossfire between you two."
I sit down while talking to Lucifer. "Now let's make a deal Luci loo! I take you to your old vessel and you get out of Castiel's body and then you both can help take down the old hag."
Lucifer chuckled at the awesome nickname. I haven't called him that in ages.
"Deal, but let's just shake on it. I'm not kissing you. We're not at that point in our relationship," he said sarcastically.
I smirked "But i haven't seen you in ages my dear, I thought you loved me!" I joked putting my hand over my heart acting offended.
Lucifer smirked as well. Joking like this was their thing and they both loved it. "Oh, my love!" he said sarcastically "How I missed you" he joked, smirking at me as Sam and Dean looked ready to puke.
I dramatically fall to my knees "Oh, how i missed you my Luci poo!"
Lucifer made a loud gasp before falling backwards like he fainted. He hit the ground hard. "Ow! Shit," he murmured, sitting up. Sam cracked up laughing at his enemy falling like a baby just learning to walk. I smiled at Sam as he laughed 'he's so cute when he's laughing' I thought to myself. "Zip it Sam!" Lucifer shouts.
I laughed at Lucifer for a bit and asked "what was that supposed to be?" as I helped him up.
Lucifer chuckled "I was supposed to be a lovely lady and faint for my husband but I hit my head like a dumbass," He joked as he stood and dusted himself off.
"Okay, now, show me to my vessel"
I stop and slowly answer "it's in hell...Crowley has it, but I do know what room it's in"
Lucifer froze and looked at me. "So you lied to me? You said you had it! We had a deal!" he cried.
I answer "I said I knew where it is and I do! I wasn't lying to you Luci. I'll go get it myself"
Lucifer crossed his arms. "I'm coming with you. They'll eat your innocent little ass alive. You may be an archangel but they know their place when it comes to me." He may not show it often, but Lucifer's pretty protective of me.
I smiles having my brother back "then let's go fuck shit up"
Lucifer smirks. "That's what I do best. You coming Raphael? Make it a family trip."
I jump up and down like a child on Christmas morning "oh come on Raphael now you gotta come!"
" Umm sure" Raphael replies to his brothers.
I punch the air "ROAD TRIPPP HELL YEAH"
Lucifer chuckled. "Well, let's get on the highway to hell," he smirked before zapping them both down to the literally god-forsaken place. "Lead the way, little brother," he said to me.
I smile and bows "my pleasure your highness" Gabriel tease as I makes my way to the throne room.
Lucifer rolled his eyes and ruffled my hair before starting down the hallway. Crowley came into view and Lucifer instantly threw him against the wall roughly. "Get out of the way of the real king."
"Don't forget the princess!" I say smirking as I makes my way to the hidden door behind Crowley's throne.
Lucifer sighed and nodded. "Yes, Gabriel," he said before following his little brother, leaving Crowley pinned to the wall. Some demons came to me but Lucifer help up his archangel blade. "Back up," he ordered, protecting Gabriel and Raphael as they walked into the room. He needed to get back into his old vessel. Nick was chained into the torture chair, his head dipped down to his chest as he was knocked out.
I smiled "you have reached your destination but be careful Crowley could have done something to it"
Lucifer nodded and walked over to Nick, pressing his hand to his forehead and checking for any angel blocks. He found none. "We caught Crowley before he could do anything. I'm safe. And now Nick is strong enough to hold me without downing gallons of demon blood," Lucifer said before I stopped him.
I looked at the vessel suspiciously "let me check something really quick"
I put my hand in front of Nick and closed my eyes and I stayed like that for a bit until he could see some transparent lines like cages all around Nick's body.
"Something isn't right." I spoke as I looked over at Lucifer.
"What is it little brother?" Lucifer asked, wanting to be in his normal, more comfortable vessel as soon as possible.
"I think Crowley put some type of enchantment on it." I say looking over Nick and then I smirk getting an idea "I know what he did and it could have some advantages to take down Crowley but the again Crowley is pretty weak. You can play with him. You can tease and confuse him if you wanted" I explain ready to have some fun with this.
"That'll be very fun," Lucifer smirked. He got into his vessel with a bright light and took in a deep, calm breath. "Ahhh, so much better," he said before tugging on the chains. "Aw shit. Guys?" he asked, blushing at his dumb mistake.
"What'd you do this time Lucifer?" I asked knowing he did something stupid.
Lucifer pulled on the chains again. "I... locked myself up..." he muttered, embarrassed to say that in front of his two little brothers. "Lemme out."
I laugh getting him out "you got yourself locked up, Seriously?"
Lucifer blushed and got up, rubbing his wrists and stretched. "Yes. Shut up. Don't tell anyone," he ordered with a red face. "Now, we should go. I don't want to be here any longer than I have to," he said, looking around. He hated the place. "I should play with Crowley. Raph you good? You're awful quiet.".
" I'm fine I'm just thinking" he answers
I smirked "about a girl?" I say wiggling my eyebrows at Raphael.
" No Gabriel I have no interest in girls" he tells me calmly
"Ah so a boy?" Lucifer snickered.
" No, Lucifer now are we okay to go?" he asked his brother.
"Not just yet, we got to mess with someone first" I smirked talking about Crowley. Since he had already sent back Castiel to the bunker in Dean's room.
"Oh yes," Lucifer smirked and walked out. He walked over to Crowley and started hopping on one foot. "Come on my little puppet," he smirked as Crowley was forced to start as well. Lucifer stopped hopping and used his finger to hop him up and down. "Ahh, this is my favorite game, huh brothers?"
"Glad to see that you finally got back into the swing of things bro. We'll definitely be messing with more people in the future but for now we got one false king to de-throne" I smirked looking between Lucifer and Crowley.
" I think I will just watch" Raphael states.
"Aww, come on, Raphy. Join the fun!" Lucifer cheered before looking back at Crowley. "Now chase your tail." Lucifer spun his finger in circles and Crowley had to turn with it.
I laugh as I gets an idea and gave Crowley a tail.
Lucifer laughed as well, listening to Crowley cuss and yell in anger. Soon enough he had to make Crowley stop because he couldn't focus he was laughing so hard.
" Really Gabriel did you have to do that?" Raphael asked his brother .
"It had to be done Raphael" I say as I tried to control my laughter.
"It's because we have no other choice!" Lucifer mocked the youngest Winchester brother from his adventure in acting.
I laugh and started to cough from laughing so hard.
Raphael rolls his eyes at his brothers " you guys have a very twisted sense of humor" he says.
"Look at who your talking about raph. 'The trickster' and satan!" I say knowing Raph should have expected this.
"Seriously little brother did you actually think my jokes were going to be knock-knock jokes?" Lucifer asked with a soft laugh.
"You think with us having a dad like dad that we'd turn out like Michael? Yeah no. We don't have sticks up our ass that you very much" I say casually throwing shade at Michael and dad. 
" Michael is not like that Gabe" Raphael defended
".... I'm pretty sure I know how Michael is sense he and dad threw Lucifer in the cage because of him not bowing to the humans I watched them attempt to cut out his grace!" Gabriel argues.
Lucifer had been looking at the wall silently, having flashbacks. Then he turned to me and raphael with an inner rage. "That son of a bitch betrayed me, broke my heart and tortured me in the cage. He deserves no forgiveness," he growled before zapping out of hell.

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