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WeddingcrasherS

Oops did I say wedding crashers?
My bad! 😉

I'll say wedding guests!
Ok?

Coming to the chap this is a desi function called
Haldi-mehndi
Its a fun filled occasion with loads of fun

Hope you'll enjoy too.

P.s not edited.

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Today is my ^haldi-mehndi^

Urghh.. I luv playing haldi but mehndi (henna), its the most boring thing .. I have to sit up for almost hours!

I'm sure I'll be on wheel chair on my nikah.. Yea you know by sitting for 4 hours my spinal cord will jam up and when I'll make a move to get up it will twist and BAM!!

Amna now you should start..

Oh yeah...

So it all started with the neighbouring desi aunties!

They rushed in my house like it's their! Greeting a salaam they started chatting along, settled in the backyard.

Currently, I'm in my room wearing a yellow and green  salwar kameez and my dupatta wrapped loosely on my head.
I just prayed maghrib.

When will this  all end?
I'm like B.O.R.E.D already 😩

All of the sudden i started flying!
No..no.. no..
I swear I didn't drink Red Bull!

Its jus my stupid son of my mom, lifted me bridal style..

"What are you doing Hussain? Lemme down now"

I wriggled in his embrace but this  strong species didn't budge! Stupid muscles.

"Mama is calling you down"
He replied climbing down the stairs.

"Last time I checked I had legs"
I huffed while punching him in his chest. Hard.

"Oh gawd..You weigh a ton woman"
He shouted and dropped me on the last step

"Owww" I yelled.

Arzoo di ran up to us.

"What happened, why are you laying in the floor?"

"We we're playing kangaroo jump and she fell down"
Hussain butted.

"Haaawww"
Before I could defend myself, Di started with the lecture.

"Amna stop your stupid games for god's sake you're getting married tomorrow"

"No need to remind me of that dreadful moment.. I already know"
Is it necessary to taunt me And point out every fault in me and link it to marriage.
Like,
Don't run around the house, you're getting married.
Don't wear that, you're getting married.
Don't dance like that, you're getting married.
Don't stuff your mouth, you're getting married.
Don't yell your throat out, you're getting married.
Don't do this, you're getting married.
Don't do that, you're getting married.

"C'mon lil kangs we've a function to attend"
I looped my arm in Hussain's and dragged him to the backyard.

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You'll must be curious abt how this function went?
In a blur duh!

Oops .. Sorry we can have a glance at it..

I sat on s small wooden stool,
Surrounded by All the aunties 👊
Yeah they're giggling and gossiping like teens!

Then one aunty stood forward and started applying small amount of haldi on my cheek, palms and upper feet's followed by more auntiesssss....

Arzoo do also applied me some & the crazy woman started tearing up 😢 whilst embrasing me!
I just awkwardly patted her back.

Whattt??
Should I also cry?
All auntieessss were looking at me with those sad faces and
Me?? Oh girl.. I'm telling you their faces were damn funny..
Seriously I need a round of applause for controlling my facial nerves and not bursting out! 👏👏

It was a slow motion function,
Auntieessss came and went..
Huss also applied some paste on my nose and cheeks same with Alex but then don't expect that much humbleness from Edward.

This idiot lad popped up in a bright orange kurta and just thrusted the whole content on my face!

Oh my gawd!!
That should've been everyone's reaction right? But no.
Every auntyyyy started giggling and laughing. Some even pinched his cheeks and called him cute!

Cute my foot. 😤

I just ran up to him and tackled him down and pasted all the haldi on his ugly face!
Haah.. Never Mess with me.

Whole time Mama was giving me
Behave-your-self-look.

For all I care!

Then came the ^Nihari^

Yeah.. Its totally different from haldi.. I've to sit on the same stool and then from Allah knows where, two large palate's of sweet dishes is placed in front of me..

It looks yumm...😋
Many of those auntieesss came and fed me one piece and blessed me for sweet and happy married life, patting my head.
The sweets were awesomeee..
I can say they're brought from Lajawaabs..

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"Aunty please.. I'm full"
I practically begged her not to feed me. I can't believe I ate these much sweets! Ya Allah please don't make me sleep.. Coz if I sleep I'll wake up fat as a cow!

"Last one Amna darling, you'll say no to your favourite aunty?"
She cooed me.

O hello, do I even know you?
Favourite aunty??
I don't even know where do you live!

I started patting my tummy.
Man I feel I'm pregnant!
My stomach feels heavy..

I made my way out if this place .. These auntieesss gives me claustrophobic feeling.

I went and sat at the nearby bench, I seriously need to poop before the mehndi function.
If the henna artist starts applying henna and my tummy made weird wolf howling sound then it would be peak embarrassing!

As if I jus smelt some fresh air for a minute, more ppl came out in my search.

Awwhhhh.. 😠
Can't I get some peace?
Where's the international peace bird? I need a white dove now!

"Bride should never be alone, at least not without her brothers"
Hussain came up with another sweet dish plate.

"Ya Allah...Naiiii"

"One? From me? Your lil bro?"
He pouted.

"No nup Nada..
No emotional blackmail"
I started shaking my head left-right.

They both stared at each other.

Okayyyy... Someth...

Before my mind could suspect..
Ed gripped my mouth and 1,2..
Raagulla down!

"Dou numbdazz diece pof dhit"
I yelled with all that sweet, still in my mouth.

They both rolled on the grass and I heard a click 📷

Alex,was also rolling behind with a camera in her hand.
I was cornered for this prank!!

I spilled all the  contents over from my mouth and ran behind her.

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Then came the most boring part.

Henna application.
For the first half an hour I was pretty sure alive.. Then I think someone gave me anesthesia!
I woke up with my hands and legs full of henna..
Wow!!

I strictly warned the artist to apply minimum.. She did it exactly

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So how was the chap?

Short??

Aawehhh...
Don't pout my bunny's
Its not over...

I though it have been long
Since my last update..
And you all wanted
Ibrahim's pov...

Soooo??
Enjoy Ibrahim's POV!!

"Bhai, you're the most annoying, stubborn spices I've ever seen in my life"
Falak marched towards the bed and as in her words kidnapped my iPhone 6 ..

"You and Amna stated the condition of simple nikah doesn't mean we're not celebrating other functions.. You better wear this and come down or else I'm going to call Imran bhai.. He's just a flight away"
She threatened gripping the phone as tight as possible..

"Is that clear?"
She asked raising a brow

"Ok lady Hitler"
I clasped both my palms in front of her .

"Women"  I muttered.

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So here I am.. Sitting on this chair and falak, mama, her sister and and Aziz (my buddy) are applying this yellow paste on my cheeks and palms..
I dont know why, they find amusing in this disgusting yellow thing?
And falak, my lil girl rubbed all of it on my face and blessed me for a happy married life..
Yeah if she won't bless me how would I survive through the marriage 😄

But I enjoyed the whole process.
We had fun. Taking a handful of the haldi, I painted falak's face. She was giggling and then we all were splashing water on each other.
Aziz was totally drenched in haldi, mama and khalo were sitting on the bench laughing at our childish behaviour.
It has been ages like this ..
I didn't get time to spend at home often, laughing playing bickering like I did today..
Work had me occupied a lot.
Ammi was smiling widely and I saw the happy tear that fell from her eye. Its not that bad to be carefree I think..

My thought bubble was crashed when Aziz pushed me in the pool.

Splash!!

"Whoa man, what the hell?"
I asked, pushing my hair at the back.

"You need to come out of your day dreaming about your to-be-wife... You just zoned out"

I rolled my eyes at his comment.

"Seriously bro, we need to talk!"
He gave a hand to help me out of the pool to which I readily caught and pulled him with me.

Splash!

"Are you going to break up with me?"
I asked, my voice serious.

"huh?"
He twitched his eyebrow, totally confused.

"Man that's what couple say when they wanna break up..
✌We need to talk✌"
I hand quoted the last line and started laughing.

We walked in, towards my bedroom.

"Whoa that was awesome.. Good to see you laugh..its nice that you took break from tour workaholic schedule"

"Yeah ammi was getting wat too emotional, so I had to take a break"
He slumped on the bean bag while I went in my closet to change.

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"So what do you need to talk about?"
I asked Aziz, who had changed into my clothes ready to head for dinner.

"I need you to explain something's as you're getting married"

Ok?? This is awkward.. What does he wants to explain.. That too about marriage?? I know he's married and Ayesha bhabhi is at her mum's house for maternity.
Yeah he's going to be dad soon!
Masha Allah!!
That's why this ass is here for s month..
Back to the point, what does he wants to explain??

"See this was something my dad explained me when I was getting married, I was sure your dad will have this talk with you but he said I should do this talking, you know he thinks as a friend I'll be more frank"

He was damn serious!
Man what does he wanna talk?

"See first thing is tomorr..."
Before he could say anything I butted in.. Now I know what he wanna talk about

"No need to be so frank Aziz.. I know everything.. Like everything so please..I don't want any such umm...pffftt "
I didn't had words to say..

He looked at me like an alien just arrived and then bursted laughing...
I just glared😒

"Ibra..brahim...your..fa..face..hahhhahhhhh"

After like 15min he stopped.
Shukar Allah.

"See.. I Dont know what you thought.. Mmhmm... But that's definitely not the thing I want to talk about.. I just pulled your leg.. Didn't knew you'd freak out"

"I didn't freak out

"Yea yea whatever makes you sleep at night"

"My bed"

We stared at each other and bursted.

"See as a best friend its my duty to warm you about certain things..

First ➡ never ignore her
And I mean Never
Second ➡ whenever she's sad which she should never be  take her shopping"

"Seriously? Shopping??"

"Yup.. Works with Ayesha"

"Third ➡ accept defeat easily if you have a fight which again should never happen"

"But why?"

"Yes never ask unwanted idiotic questions Like this"

I muffled a laugh.

"Fourth ➡ never say anything bad about her food"

"I'll say bad if its bad"
I shrugged.

"Oh no.. I tried once .. Man I had to strive on pizza for 2 weeks"
I barked a loud laugh.

"Fifth ➡whenever she wants to go back to her home never say no"

"Hey man that's not fair..whatever she wants jus say yes..not gonna happen.. And If she wants to go every month then?"

"You should be ashamed if she wants to go away from you every month and FYI north America's not that near "

"Stop.. I'm not gonna follow any of your shit advice.. It feels I'm being trained for a war!"

"Its a war man and if you wanna win accept defeat!"

"Why am I your friend in first place?"

He laughed and gestured to follow.

"Let's have dinner I've to say remaining 95 rules also.. Hey we can discuss it on our flight, can't we?"

Aziz!!

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Sooo?
Howz the chap?
Dude its like the longest chap I've written..

Enjoyed haldi mehndi?
And about the "Nihari"
That's what happens every year at my family..

I've such a big family from mum's side that at least there's one wedding and one child birth every year
Respectively!!

Yup its that big..
We don't need any guest to celebrate some function.
If all of them comes at a same time i.e every summer..
it feels like there's a wedding season going on!!

Back to the story..

A new character
Aziz!!
What do you think about him?
So let me know..

Aannddd...
Next chap us the
Nikah!!

Finally!

I didnt shower today,
So I need a comment bath😉

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