Assalam alaikum

"take it sir, they're beautiful'

smiling, i took the bouquet and headed towards the car...

exactly 37 days, 4 hours and.. amm.. 22 minutes.

yup.. i'm going home.. finally.. cant wait to kiss mummy's forehead, eat falak's chicken sandwich and hug my little naughty child.. ;p

its almost 8 a.m, as always mini would be late i swear..

swiftly, I Entered the house with the spare key.. i want t o surprise her.. she would be shocked to see me.

.........

as soon as i entered our room, i saw my lady sleeping beautifully, her hairs laying perfectly on her side in cute pink pyjamas with teddy bear in arms...

NaaH!

what i saw was a little girl sprawled all over the bed upside down, legs dangling out of the bed, wearing my tracksuit! seriously? and yeah drool all over the pillow XD

then suddenly some guys started yelling....

One way or another I'm gonna find you
I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you
One way or another I'm gonna win you
I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you


One way or another I'm gonna see you
I'm gonna meet you, meet you, meet you, meet you
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meet you, I'm gonna meet you, I'll meet you

annnddd ifff the ...

"shit!... shit.. shit" yelling aloud mini jumped out of the bed and ran directly towards the bathroom not before banging her foot by the side wall and yelling a colorful shits..

smiling i placed the bouquet on the side table and thought of opened the curtains but then an evil idea struck my mind.. smirking i hide behind the curtains.. lets shock her.

i heard the door creak, shes out..

i peeked through the curtain and was about to say boom when a beautiful amna entered wrapped in towel, water dripping from her hairs down her shoulders, down her neck through the valleys....

amm i mean... ahmm.. she was looking breathtakingly hot!

i was just standing there looking at her.. obviously i can see right? its halal ;p

she started wearing clothes and i took off my gaze .. yeah.. im not shy, its just. ahh

its getting hot here i guess..

biting my lips, i peeked again, and saw ??

woah!! she's looking... great! but is she going out like that...

her phone started blaring and as soon as she picked , someone shouted miniii.. and she hanged rolling her eyes..

making a ponytail, she wore a long black cloth.. wait is that an Abaya!!

she started wearing abaya! Masha allah!

hanging her large tote in one arm, few files and a laptop she ran down banging the door.. i heard a loud "allah hafiz Mrs.House..

stupid girl always wakes up late and have to rush off..

i opened the curtains, light streamed in and as i opened the glass; fresh air entered..

i turned only to see the huge mess .. clothes everywhere, files occupying the nightstands,

pizza boxes under the bed, chocolate wrappers on the floor, everything was a mess except the bed.. yeah she must've cleaned it before sleeping!

aaaahh.. im a clean freak man and my wife is mess all lady!

Perfectly imperfect!

I think ill have a nice cup of tea and broom!

..........

after cleaning the bedroom & kitchen, i decided to have a bath.. and visit mums place..

surprisingly the hall wasn't a mess.. miracles happen indeed.. phew..

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mum was sooo happy that she started crying and kissed my forehead and then slapped me.. i didn't went to a lonely island.. yeah i know i rarely skyped them coz i was busy but still... no one can understand mothers..

after having a lunch... no.. a fully delicious mommy's hand made lunch and an earful from mom about how skinny i got, why didn't i took care of my health and banning my green tea intake! like srsly? green tea se iska kya lena dena??

i took a nap on my mothers lap while falak entered the house totally exhausted and jumped up cheerfully as soon as she saw me!

and after hugging me for like eternity she punched me!!

"stupid piece of brother, u know how much we missed u? and mini bhabhi? she knows are you back? u told her? obviously u didnt.. you know bhai she missed you a lot plus you didnt skyped us everyday! who does that? were you playing weekend weekend skype"

after chatting a lot.. i mean listening to her and she was doing the chapar chapar...

so this month, all amna did was work and work..

Her old boss retired and his son took place whos hell lot strict...

whole 5 days shes engaged in work and on weekends she's learning to cook with mummy and do shopping with falak..

Falak told me that i'll be surprised by the amazing change in amna.. well the first thing was what i saw in the morning was hell lot breath taking..

anyways, after having the shaam ki chai, i went home..

........

its 8!! who works this late? i know we gotta work late sometimes, happens even in my office but.. why today??

i heard a car honk and a ninja entered me! i ran and dimmed all the lights, hiding behind the kitchen door... ive planned dinner with her at Nido's.. but first lets surprise her..

AUTHOR'S POV..

(ibrahim point of view is damn hard and boring..

i gotta say in my way i guess)

Amna entered greeting a loud salam to mrs.home.. all these days when she was alone she started living with the house itself.. kicking boots on the sides, removing her abaya while coming inside,her tote long gone on stair railings and files and laptop on the sofa.. Mrs.ibrahim dashed up the room not giving Mr.Ibrahim a chance to boom her..

after like 15 min, she came downstairs... a high ponytail, wearing a short strapy blue jumpsuit, with a long white shirt and jumped from 3rd step to lasrt with a smash..

"mr.kitchennnn... im hungryyyy..."

Ibrahim couldn't stop staring and laughing both..

sahe was looking a super cute hyper child whos hungry like hell...

chewing some marsbars, she landed on the sofa with a thump and started giggling..

ibrahim knew this was the moment to surprise her.. so as he marched forward, the doll bell rung and amna raised her hand and said "idea" to which again he backed off.. Ibrahim i guess its not in your fate to shock her ;p

hurriedly she called someone and played it on loudspeaker..

"Who's it at the door?" the man from the other side asked in a grumpy voice..

" your pizza sir" obviously its the pizza man outside..

"leave the pizza and fuck off"

srsly? prank like home alone? the pizza man is not a fool..

"sir the money?"

" you want money?"

then amna spoke in a shrilling voice..

"honey give him the money?"

" why are u so pondering so much on giving him the money? oh now i got it hes your boyfriend huh? having an affair against my back you bitch?"

amna started biting her knuckles to stop laughing ...

" no honey you're mistaken.. i dont know him"

"you think ill believe you bitch"

"please honey.. believe me.. oh lord.. why are you taking off the gun?"

" to kill that bastard.. first ill stab u with this knife and then shot him dead too.. hahahah.."

"oh no no.. please dont do that... naah.. aaah.. aaargh..."

she made all sounds as if she just got stabbed and tapped the boots as a man is marching towards the door and peeped through the hole just to see the pizza boy running towards his bike leaving the pizza at the doorstep.

stealthily she opened the door and took her "hard work free pizza"

"MISSION COMPLETE" she said in the phone and thanked the man who bid her goodbye..

i've so dramatic wife.. i couldn't stop laughing but still somehow prevented it..

suddenly she stopped laughing..

" amm.. mr.kitchen did u call me??" and hurriedly went inside.. whats up??

Amna's pov...

yeah im sure i heard someone giggling.. a theif?? in my h ouse?? butu i locked the doors before leaving.. did i??

i picked the wok in my hand and peeked in the hall.. scanning it perfectly i spotted a foot behind the curtain.. man this thief did his worst mistake ever by entering my house.. as mr.khan wasn't home so this whole month i practised well... time to do some action i guess..

smirking i tip toed near him and as soon as i was about to bang the wok on his head he yelled...

" mini are you mad.. its me.. your only husband"

i was like.. shit double dup! ;p

but i was sooooo happy seeing him that i jumped up on him and hugged him tightly which resulted in his loosing control.. his balance of couse and we both fell down .. i was safe.. coz he fell on the floor and i i was on him..

this chap is for my kiddo.. Merchant dont b sad & smile..

. happy birthday to u...