96: dumb thing I've done while drunk #3

When i was a teenager, I was home alone and really bored. So I decided to get drunk for something to do. After a bottle of vodka, I thought it would be hilarious to make a prank call. I had a bad case of hiccups and could barely talk, but picked up the phone anyway. I dialled 911 and the operator asked me "This is 911, what is your emergency?"  To which I replied, "Hello, is your refrigerator running?" There was a second of silence and the operator asked me if I was joking.  I said "No?" as if she had insulted my whole family. Five minutes later, police showed up and I was sentenced to one month in jail.

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